I love how terf bios always follow up their "men dressed as women no thanks" bile with something really twee like "I make great carrot cake :)".

Reading the Fraud. Fucking infuriating.

Call me a purist but "the ECHR lets us deport people ackshually" does not strike me as a good argument in favour of the ECHR let alone a "hugely important point".

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Get yourself a man who loves you like the TfL website loves asking about cookies and then crashing every single time you try to navigate to a new page.

Started my Christmas shopping today, a task made immeasurably easier by the fact my 11-year-old nephew has got into vinyl and 90s hip hop, and my 22-year-old niece has got into beer. Also had my first Pret Christmas Lunch sandwich of the year.

When will the Green Party apologise for such hurtful anti-landlord remarks? It really does seem like sorry is the hardest word for them to say.

Honestly my activism extends to trying to discern narcissists from spooks from narcissistic spooks from narcissists who aspire to spookdom. Tiring frankly.

Lads have we learnt anything?

Me (stupid): things could be less awful Economist (clever): ah my dear fool but such ideas are mere snake oil! Must I explain yet again that bonds will yaddah yaddah yaddah fuck you prole

Having a drink tonight to celebrate this lads. Tbh I played like a drain in the exam but apparently well enough to pass.

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Lads AFAICT Femi's been consistently on point and sound re eg Palestine so I really wouldn't worry.

2008: economic meltdown. Lots of people start asking questions about the nature of finance and capitalism. Weirdly Nigel Farage starts getting invited to shout about immigration on Question Time every week.

An excellent piece by Yasmin Khan in @theguardian.com – and I’m very relieved the preposterous case against her has been dropped. www.theguardian.com/food/comment...

A woman from Made in Chelsea has more backbone than the rest of the media class combined.

Passed my classical guitar diploma lads.

Me rn. gtradio youtu.be/opoAgBLa-DQ

Praying for Time Freedom Fastlove Young Guns I'm Your Man

Reevistas sprouting conspiracy theories about the "right wing media" making unfair criticism of their Dear Chancellor should think seriously about the danger such Trumpian rhetoric could put our brave journalists in. After all they're only doing their jobs!

New Request

Getting a bit tired of Stephen Hendry's "that's criminal" schtick every time someone misses a notionally easy pot.

The Nine Lives of Christmas (dir Mark Jean prod Hallmark Films 2014) is a Christmas film.

Got to do something quite scary tomorrow morning - send good vibes please.

Right Back Where We Started From on Strictly. Written by one of the Star Turn On 45 Pints blokes.

Done my Christmas name but might change if and when I think of a better one.

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Aaaaagaaaadoo doo doo, push pineapple shake a tree, agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee. To the left to the right nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh hula melody

Fair play this is pretty good.

Have always been pretty straight and boring so am quite into the idea that if reading a novel with lots of internal dialogue will mean handling forbidden illegal terrorist material.

I suppose if Mumsnet types are using their time writing about fictional old people in valuable houses it at least means they're not harassing trans people, albeit briefly.

Tfw you're 8.

If I wrote for the New Statesman I would simply shut the fuck up about out-of-touch clique members reinforcing each others' warped versions of reality.

I have always had a lot of time for the Labour Party. But there's no justification for splitting the vote like this. It's time to say goodbye to the politics of protest. The Labour Party must immediately stand down all candidates - and then cease to exist. Anything else is a gift to Reform.

From "footballers who avoid international matches should phone dead soldiers' grieving parents for some reason" to this, fair play.