ya sex is nice but have you ever made a particularly pertinent comment during book club and everyone starts snapping in approval

it'll never stop being amazing to me that my phone can turn into a remote control for my TV, and that it works better than the actual remote. I love good technology.

when was the last time the vibes felt on

I'll never shut up about the need for adults to start seeing children as autonomous humans and not programmable collectibles... so many current adults were children who were never given care, empathy, support, or autonomy. it's such an obvious pipeline and yet we keep replicating it!!!

I wish people who feel so strongly about boycotting Target would bring that energy to a company actively harming the planet. like how do you have this energy about DEI initiatives but you're still using Amazon........

I finished Attack on Titan and I do feel like dying would be preferable to ever having gone through this watch experience 🩵

"God forbid you ask [bad dog owners] to think about their pet from a communal-safety lens—this is *their* dog and they will do whatever they want, everyone around them be damned!" open.substack.com/pub/ohdionne...

I'm gonna put y'all on: $15 and you can watch the Oscars, Grammys, Super Bowl, etc. etc. for free if you just get an antenna. I have a 4K smart TV and all I have to do is connect the antenna when I wanna watch live TV. no streaming delays, no surprise cut offs. I hide mine behind a plant 🤭

wow, I don't think anyone saw Anora doing this well??? I still need to watch it but I love Emilia Perez losing yet another category 🩷

I'm tired of white people trying to gaslight us into believing Killian Murphy is attractive...enough!!!

Putting Gal Gadot, pro-IOF, ex-soldier, onstage after No Other Land won best documentary is actually fucked thanks. Oscars

god take all my pain and give it to every person who worked on Emilia Perez

Lisa what are you doing here girl lmao #oscars

the FIRST Black man to win the Oscar for costume design...I'm tired of there still being firsts in the 2020s. decades and decades of being robbed of recognition for our work and contributions!!! Oscars

yay Kieran! his character was the best part of A Real Pain (and Jesse's was the worst) lmao. #oscars

In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.

well I'm crying so there's that. goddamn you Cynthia Erivo!!!! #Oscars

simple way to upgrade your support of small businesses: use cash! my business would have to pay on average $800-$900 in credit card fees EVERY MONTH. more than our utilities and software subscriptions combined. you'll save your favorite places so much money by simply paying in cash 💸

hey if you hear the news of an unvaccinated CHILD dying of measles and your first reaction is to say some version of "play silly games" or "FAFO"...buddy? hey pal? you're actually not doing well and you need to log off. take a break. pet a dog.

daddy issues this, mommy issues that...where my people who think about their brothers and burst into tears at

#CurrentlyReading "Faebound" by Saara El-Arifi on a train to Hakone, Japan.

no one's gonna wanna hear this but I believe the "she's not like other girls" energy pitting Doechii against Megan is directly connected to colorism and the way folks de-sexualize dark-skinned women!!

...Renaissance is a better album imo and Beyonce should've won Album of the year for it. but no, it took a pro-americana album in a genre white people overwhelmingly love to get it. shut up and leave me alone!!!

what in the actual living fuck

we made it through the #Grammys without having to listen to a Taylor Swift acceptance speech. God bless the academy.

MUSTAAAAAAARD!!! #grammys

Shakira hugging Beyonce....perform Beautiful Liar again cowards!!! #grammys

c'mon Kendrick!! it really was the record of the year!!! #NotLikeUs #grammys

watching Taylor Swift lose again and again is healing something in the universe probably. #grammys

Janelle Monae performing Michael is something I didn't know I've always wanted??? #grammys

Miss Cynthia Erivo? best voice of our generation. just effortless! #grammys

I'm so glad Lady Gaga is going back to her The Fame/Monster roots 😭🩵 #grammys

I don't listen to the weeknd bc I don't enjoy his voice so this means very little to me 😐 #grammys

the juxtaposition between Gaga and Bruno is SENDING ME #grammys

Chappell is definitely the biggest new artist of the past year, happy for her!

LET'S GO RAYE. this bitch can SANG. #grammys

🎵 "The Grammys need us! ....AND THEY DO." 🎵 DOECHII I'LL KILL FOR YOUUUUUUUU

I still don't know what a Benson Boone is

everyone physically typing "ahh" is maybe the most embarrassing misappropriation of AAVE to come out of the last 5 years

some of us were 8 years old when we realized we were the common denominator in conflict! turns out people who haven't yet realized that about themselves love to use that saying against us while being like "not me tho" lmao 🤍🔪 thanks for reading! open.substack.com/pub/ohdionne...

It’s time for Minnesota Mean

Thank God I love to read. My parents really ate on that end. They read to me every single night

I am not hopeless or cynical, but you have to understand, for some people, there is never a good reason to help another person. Regardless of age, class, race, gender, etc. They will find reasons they think they can spin into something palatable, but they really just believe someone has to suffer.

so glad to know the person who's negatively fixated on me after knowing me for 2 months was arrested this past summer and charged with two felony counts of threats of violence 🙂 so glad they keep contacting me out of the blue with veiled threats 🙂 not afraid of them escalating at all 🙂

when will he die tho

Now that I’m off TikTok, I don’t have annoying sound bites stuck in my head all day. I can actually…think

It will save you time and mental energy if you understand that a lot of white people don’t believe anything is racism unless the person doing it is wearing a shirt that says, “I am doing this for a racism.” Plausible deniability is a social survival tool for them in a way it has never been for us.

Hi! I’ve hosted 3 seasons of Ben & Jerry’s podcast Into The Mix, and I never thought a brand would pay me (well!) to do the work we do and confront the issues we address. This last season was really special. AND if you ever tour the Ben & Jerry’s factory, I’m the voice that leads you into it 🥰🍦