“jellyfish are not actually fish” is technically true but i think the more important clarification is that they are also not a type of jelly

Post a picture you took.

To whom it may concern: fish of the week Tuesday has been canceled this week due to inclement weather. Our previous FOTW will maintain the position until such a time as a new fish can be crowned. Apologies for the inconvenience, friends and dearly beloved.

Ho-Lee crap Lois, I forgot fish of the week Tuesday.

A rabbit pretending to be happy, leaving all its problems to solve themselves.

Oh hell yeah.

Oh, to be a snow-flake sized baby lagoon jellyfish.

Usagi so tuff

'Sandpipers' by Julia Berman.

god I love eating fish so much, I would've made such a good seal

Fr

Koi

I swear, I had no idea that goldfish and koi were both just carp.

I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.

Fish of the week Tuesday, and this week, the title goes to the needlessly humble cookie cutter shark. About the size of a pencil, feared by naval submarines the world over, and never seen without a smile. I can think of none more deserving of the honor.

Fish couldnt form an opinion about the movie he just watched and is looking for reviews online to at least understand the ending.

“Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette” by Vincent Van Gogh

"Here be dragons, maybe go somewhere else..." - Red #OSP #Quotes

And so it was.

Confession#16

‘Smiley’ our recent resident to Coral City (named after the identifiable markings “😃” on its little dorsal fin) flapped by today several times with a couple of friends. Thanks for choosing to stay in Coral City Smiley!! #spottedeagleray #eagleray #feverofrays #coralcitycamera #miami #coralcity

I’ve been playing subnautica for the first time. Holy shit.

What do we think happened to the Mary Celeste fr? Because I have some thoughts.

What’s everybody’s favorite toast topping? Mine is too much peanut butter.

I’m still not over this sea monk stuff.

Our sail was now set, and, with the still rising wind, we rushed along; the boat going with such madness through the water

You know, for some reason, I was really expecting this one to do numbers.

Sea monk, sea devil, or sea bishop. Which one are you?

Confession#13

Fish of the week Tuesday once again. This one came to me in a dream. Our champion for this week will be the flowerhorn cichlid. A lunkhead not unlike last week’s napoleon fish, but much, much smaller. I think these guys are just the coolest.

This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end! It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍

prehistoric sea creatures 🌊 #art

Just realized that was the Fallout New Vegas guy who replied to me with that Eminem picture. Life is fun.

Fish is cute

Beautiful exchange with a friend.

When I’m not having nightmares, I have dreams about aquariums a lot. Tonight was interesting. Incredible, incredible selection. Fish I’d never seen before, unreal. And yet, the part I remember most clearly was being upset that they had a flowerhorn cichlid in saltwater. You can’t do that.

just saw a video of a crab riding a jellyfish and my first thought was "how does it know when to get off?" like it's gonna miss its stop on the way to work at the ocean factory

7th January 2026 09.11

Fish of the week Tuesday! This time I’m giving it to the Napoleon Wrass/Napoleon fish. Whatever you wanna call it. Congrats, you big ol lunkhead you.

Jawlene sighting

Ishmael's Ode to Snuggling in Ch. 11 is spot on. This man understands how to be snug - "Then there you lie like one warm spark in the heart of an arctic crystal."

They should.

unsay that story