This picture was taken mere moments before he fart startled himself awake 🤣

I know it’s small consolation for all those who wake up go on social media and ask: “Is he dead yet?” No! But he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize! Enjoying my coffee

Trump is going to blow up more Venezuelan fisherman to prove he’s more peaceful.

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I tried all day to join antifa. I was thwarted! •No website. •No email. •No Substack. •No Instagram. •No LinkedIn •No TikTok •Not even a lousy Facebook page. I wonder if Pam Bondi can help me find them.

STEPHEN MILLER LOOKS LIKE A LIMP PENIS!!! Pass it on….

Got vaxxed and took a Tylenol.

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I just learned that Nexstar owns the local fox station and will only be airing Jimmy Kimmel if it's deemed suitable. So I emailed them and said it would be a real shame if people started boycotting their advertisers. They don't like losing money. Just ask Disney

I'm not the least bit sad

It's hilarious that right wingers are crying for civil war when they're the ones shooting eachother while assuming the left are unarmed

I think I've got my Halloween costume idea for this year. A white sheet and hood with eye holes cut out and a bullet wound to the neck. Too soon?

The chiefs being 0 and 2 is the pick me up i didn't know i needed today. #GoBirds

This is going to upset people, but I really don't care. Charlie Kirk got exactly what was coming to him.

Release the trump pedo files

Don't it followed him inside the restaurant as well lol bsky.app/profile/iwil...

WHO DID THIS???!!!

I'm just gonna go ahead and say that Donald Trump is living (unfortunately) proof that god isn't real

we already know the president is a rapist

For the record: I disavow today’s “Supreme Court” decision with all my being. Please copy and share.

Morning Bluskies! 💙

I Hope Donald Trump Dies a Painful, Horrible Death open.substack.com/pub/themouth...

Those who implemented Project 2025 must be lawfully tried and executed ♥️🤍💙

This is very accurate

Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the

If Congress doesn't release the Epstein Files... The Survivors will...

Good. Name them ALL. I don't care who they are, what political party they represent. How much money and influence they have. They must all pay for what they did to those young girls.

Netflix just gave Gavin Newsom 2 million for the redistricting fight and made a deal with Sesame Street. New episodes will air there and the backlog of old episodes will Be free to watch. Netflix picked a side. I will keep my subscription.

Not one single fuck

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I am beyond happy to repost this

Every few years some men come along who remind us why god's last name is dammit.

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