People say things like “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.” That’s a you problem, you’re on that rookie shit. Work on your hater skills.

Watching Reign of Fire for the first time in decades. This movie is dying to be adapted into yaoi fanfic.

Sometimes it’s not enough to forget dreams. Sometimes you must rip, shred, and devour them. New story in Arrived Home! www.royalroad.com/fiction/1396...

My favorite smoke shop has a mascot dog. Brad law dictates that I must stop everything to say “I didn’t know there was a celebrity here” and pet him before finishing any transaction.

Robocop is a warning about capitalism. Aliens is a warning about capitalism. Night of the Living Dead is a warning about capitalism. They Live is a warning about capitalism. None of these movies had subtle messages, I do not understand how they got missed.

#TongueOutTuesday hello from outdoor neighbor catto Cookie. Hope you're able to find some joy, some beauty in this day. Love you all. My family sends extra hugs 🩷

I still think about the random cold call scammer that called my work phone and freaked out when I didn’t just hang up on her. I hope she’s doing bad, unless other circumstances were making her do that. If that’s the case, I hope there’s perpetually a rock in her shoe. She was mean.

Situation update: God’s Hate has some banger tracks. Big recommends on “Number One” and “Be Harder.”

I told my spouse this morning that it’s a missed opportunity that I didn’t call my story Queers Versus Country Bumpkins. Arrived Home is much more ominous to me, but I won’t unpack that here.

I’m trying to get on a schedule rather than just randomly dropping entries of Arrived Home, so I have my first scheduled publish for the 14th at noon. Ugh, I want to put it out now tho!!! There’s monsters and gross things and dream fuckery to release!

Slightly diminish a band: Okay Religion Slip Not Slapped Mouth Taylor Normal Speed

Slightly diminish a band: Mindful Self Restraint

BRODY KING FRONTS A HARDCORE PUNK BAND?! What??? I didn’t know I could be more in on this guy.

Preaching on stolen valor. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fRudQL/

Stand on business and find joy where you can.

I am a very serious professional. I have a planner and everything.

exhausted of feeling like the rest of the world thinks we’re just complacent stooges here in the US. like apparently because this government has made it very scary and life threatening to stand up against them, i’m just some lazy asshole. no i’m terrified and so poor

Dynamic pricing is predatory and disgusting.

Meet Ghost, our completely white rescue kitty. He’s huge! And very sweet!

Oh cool. Unsolicited financial advice starting with “Well don’t buy a $5 coffee everyday.” 1: I don’t 2: stfu

Not to be a real millennial about it, but damn boomers love to talk about how we don’t have it as “bad” as they did. The world isn’t the one they came up in anymore. We can’t just “pound the pavement” to get a job, afford college on a part time job, etc. We’re not lazy, we’re struggling.

I don’t know what’s up with my local horror fans, but so many of them don’t like Weapons. That feels wild to me.

Sometimes the only way out is further in… Come on down to Oakvane, #readers Our God loves you. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1396...

Arrived Home is an ongoing small town horror with loving dashes of cosmic/body horror that updates at least once per month. Oakvane has been waiting for you. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1396...

I’ve got the radio going at work. 2 different outfits having back to back commercials for subscription/online ordering for GLP1’s is fucking gross.

Getting so many bloody noses this season that you would think I’m a stranger things kid.

Orion is surveying my dungeon layout. For comfort, apparently.

My cat Apollo just hit a stuffy rat with such accuracy that it hit my ps5 controller and paused Adventure Time. He’s an inspiration.

My 2026 resolution

Setting up for game this weekend and I’m so excited to use the box of doom @phoenixsorceress.bsky.social got me!

Gm

Who’s House? 🏠 #AEW #DC

Tell me why should I ever root for the WWE again when they're the ones with so much dirty laundry and skeletons in their closet plus they want to kill the wrestling business with their monopoly along with TKO/Endeavor??????

A perfect cloud loaf.

A blessed Giving Season to all who celebrate. Edification is now up! www.royalroad.com/fiction/1396...

Pearl Jam is playing on the local classic rock channel and I do not like it. I’m not old goddamn it.

How I feel walking out of 2025 into 2026.

xmas movie posters but with muppets: thread

Orion’s big tree adventure.

Holy shit. Bad people are being real bad today.

Orion and Apollo are very helpful when wrapping gifts. #cats

Not now, 68-million-year-old egg!

Nothing says how festive you are more than stopping traffic in the shopping center to scream car to car. Or getting in a fist fight in the parking lot of a liquor store. Happy holidays. I am so tired.

*gasp* it @josh592.bsky.social

FUCK EMM - dashare.zone ADMIN

I didn’t save everything from Twitter but I saved important stuff Thx @pftompkins.bsky.social for reminder that this guy sucks

Gen Ai music is not real music Gen Ai art is not real art Gen Ai writing is not real writing Gen Ai is not better than human creativity and soul. Fuck gen ai and fuck all the billionaires/corporations trying to forcibly shove this shit down our esophagus.

This holiday, keep your loved ones close. Trap them inside you. Don’t let them ever leave. Vigil at the Hill is up! www.royalroad.com/fiction/1396...