buncha 1700xp andys cheering the sblast nerfs like they ever had to worry about that gun 🥀🥀

PLEASE GET MY GIRLFRIEND A TEAM PLEASE She really wants a consistent group to improve with!!

#compsplatoon MY TIMES WORK VERY WELL FOR PST AND EST NIGHTS

if ur gender fluid and ur feeling like a guy the day of girls duo cup u gotta dq im sorry

they just killed l3 for no damn reason

my entire music taste is guilty gear the only reason i have any variaty is because of guilty gear im only a motley crue fan cuz one of bridgets moves is called kickstart my heart i only started listing to gnr cuz nightrain reminded me of a lyric in heavy day

i visted THE gay stairs

at the lan where da fishes at!!!!

need it for a quest

i rubbed her dick and she said "enjoys it?"

where does the splatoon community even gather anymore ive been too out of the community and the places i used to go arent active anymore 😭

i have 1 #compsplatoon goal this year and its get ftiu banned

whoops, reefslider

So much happened in my comp journey in 2025. Getting D7-cap banned, winning a small LAN, playing hype tournaments with many new friends, and now full-sending Rapid WNT-R. I hope I can share more fun moments with you next year! I covered my OCE teammate in hickeys so the whole world knows she’s mine.

The Range Blaster paint combo is an important tech of all range blasters to learn

stop glazing vds fraud ass gun

only the highest competitive splatoon minds here on bluesky

only the highest competitive splatoon minds here on bluesky

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What's that!? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!! 🥉3RD PLACE FTIU 88! @totallynottails.bsky.social This Louie is so FLY @visiblereality.au Did not crash out over the Brush @roxystar.bsky.social Went left on Humpback RAIN @agentcyan-spl.bsky.social REEF CHEESE!!! GGs to everyone! We're sorry Clam blitz exists!

Update, we ended up on the scariest drive of our goddamn lives in pitch black + fog + flooding, and not knowing where we were for what felt like hours. And the entire time we were intently learning from the COMPLETE Tier List For Splatoon 3 [9.3]

love is beautiful

If I had a dollar for every OCE Splatoon player who painfully yearned for another OCE player on social media and had it eventually work out into a relationship, I’d have two. Which isn’t a lot but it’s so beautiful that it happened twice.

stop glazing vds fraud ass gun

lf +2 Girls Duo Cup this coming weekend with me and Roxy no backline/cooler bonus if D6+ bonus if OCE (but still DM me if you’re not, idk how many people wanna play at 4 am lol) DM me :3

roller is the future

u were right this is just like yuri

The Range Blaster paint combo is an important tech of all range blasters to learn

Lowkey need some solo coaching, but dont know who to ask

In typical transbian fashion, these two clueless mfs were talking about each other, several weeks before they confessed to each other. (blurred my Twitter alt)

i am thinking that on a purely "i want to get better at the game" level that i should drop range for something else

range blaster is blazing tbh

Side note, we got 2nd in the Swiss stage despite being seed 11! >:3 We're motivated to keep learning from our matches and pushing ourselves, so expect us this coming FTIU!

Kensaroos wheeled ourselves out for another rare tourney appearance, tying for 5th in Twilight Zones #0 Gold Bracket! - @agentcyan-spl.bsky.social Dread - @visiblereality.au Ttek - @totallynottails.bsky.social Edit - @petey.au Pen - @roxystar.bsky.social Range Blaster

NO ONE WANTS SOLO RANGE BRO PLEASEEE ITS RANGE BLASTER I AINT PLAYING SOME DUMB SHIT LIKE SOLO EXPLO MAN ITS RANGE BLASTER ITS A GOOD WEAPON FUUUUCCKK

i wanna quit im gonna wake up tomorrow and realise thats stupid but fucking hell im still not where i should be

i wish i could just play as 4 roxys like i know i can do it i just gotta find some guys to take us home

/srs dm me for my fa post #compsplatoon

i fucking love her dude im dead serious on getting better and better now that she believes in me im so proud of her and i want her to feel the same about me

She's stronger than her results suggest please pick my love up :3 I plan to pick up with her a lot for tourneys that RL aren't playing, and we'll also play more OCE stuff with Kensaroos.

Girlfriend got ftiu banned without me so now i gotta pick up the slack If you want a solo range blaster player around div 7ish hmu #compsplatoon

i think im just really insecure about this game

this meme never made sense to me cuz when im talking about dinosaurs i am locked in

LETSSS GOOOOOOOO finally fucking won something lets gooooo love my gf love my range good as

Kensaroos + Cyan took FIRST 🥇 in FTIU 78 Silver Bracket! Welcome to the team Cyan! :3 - @visiblereality.au became an emote on the team server - @petey.au insufferable pen yuri - @roxystar.bsky.social insufferable range yuri - @agentcyan-spl.bsky.social stayed up for 26 hours after finals

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this coaching strategy is weird

hate Hate Hate HATE Let Me Tell You How I've Come To HATE Rapid Pro Deco Since I Have Begun To Play It

let krakens hit each other