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What's that!? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!! 🥉3RD PLACE FTIU 88! @totallynottails.bsky.social This Louie is so FLY @visiblereality.au Did not crash out over the Brush @roxystar.bsky.social Went left on Humpback RAIN @agentcyan-spl.bsky.social REEF CHEESE!!! GGs to everyone! We're sorry Clam blitz exists!

Update, we ended up on the scariest drive of our goddamn lives in pitch black + fog + flooding, and not knowing where we were for what felt like hours. And the entire time we were intently learning from the COMPLETE Tier List For Splatoon 3 [9.3]

love is beautiful

If I had a dollar for every OCE Splatoon player who painfully yearned for another OCE player on social media and had it eventually work out into a relationship, I’d have two. Which isn’t a lot but it’s so beautiful that it happened twice.

stop glazing vds fraud ass gun

lf +2 Girls Duo Cup this coming weekend with me and Roxy no backline/cooler bonus if D6+ bonus if OCE (but still DM me if you’re not, idk how many people wanna play at 4 am lol) DM me :3

roller is the future

u were right this is just like yuri

The Range Blaster paint combo is an important tech of all range blasters to learn

Lowkey need some solo coaching, but dont know who to ask

In typical transbian fashion, these two clueless mfs were talking about each other, several weeks before they confessed to each other. (blurred my Twitter alt)

i am thinking that on a purely "i want to get better at the game" level that i should drop range for something else

range blaster is blazing tbh

Side note, we got 2nd in the Swiss stage despite being seed 11! >:3 We're motivated to keep learning from our matches and pushing ourselves, so expect us this coming FTIU!

Kensaroos wheeled ourselves out for another rare tourney appearance, tying for 5th in Twilight Zones #0 Gold Bracket! - @agentcyan-spl.bsky.social Dread - @visiblereality.au Ttek - @totallynottails.bsky.social Edit - @petey.au Pen - @roxystar.bsky.social Range Blaster

NO ONE WANTS SOLO RANGE BRO PLEASEEE ITS RANGE BLASTER I AINT PLAYING SOME DUMB SHIT LIKE SOLO EXPLO MAN ITS RANGE BLASTER ITS A GOOD WEAPON FUUUUCCKK

i wanna quit im gonna wake up tomorrow and realise thats stupid but fucking hell im still not where i should be

i wish i could just play as 4 roxys like i know i can do it i just gotta find some guys to take us home

/srs dm me for my fa post #compsplatoon

i fucking love her dude im dead serious on getting better and better now that she believes in me im so proud of her and i want her to feel the same about me

She's stronger than her results suggest please pick my love up :3 I plan to pick up with her a lot for tourneys that RL aren't playing, and we'll also play more OCE stuff with Kensaroos.

Girlfriend got ftiu banned without me so now i gotta pick up the slack If you want a solo range blaster player around div 7ish hmu #compsplatoon

i think im just really insecure about this game

this meme never made sense to me cuz when im talking about dinosaurs i am locked in

LETSSS GOOOOOOOO finally fucking won something lets gooooo love my gf love my range good as

Kensaroos + Cyan took FIRST 🥇 in FTIU 78 Silver Bracket! Welcome to the team Cyan! :3 - @visiblereality.au became an emote on the team server - @petey.au insufferable pen yuri - @roxystar.bsky.social insufferable range yuri - @agentcyan-spl.bsky.social stayed up for 26 hours after finals

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this coaching strategy is weird

hate Hate Hate HATE Let Me Tell You How I've Come To HATE Rapid Pro Deco Since I Have Begun To Play It

let krakens hit each other

i hate being an 0-3'er dude like wtf i have to wait now

i deserve to crashout

top 10 things every range blaster wants to hear

dreadwringer is the future

roxy is BACK on FRAUD WATCH I SOLD EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAME SO HARD FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

Madness at Home got 🥇 Iron Bracket in A41 Weekend 10 Golden Gauntlet and got a cool NFT Hiro splash @aceastro.bsky.social enperry @roxystar.bsky.social RANGE BLASTER @petey.au pen/edit

perhaps i judged these guys too fast those yanks with the edgy anime pfps were quite nice

Thank you all for playing Bedside Tableturf 1 today! Hopefully I can make this a regular thing going forward. Here's the top results and some changes I'll make to future Tableturf runs based on player feedback. Congrats to @visiblereality.au @velosolyx.bsky.social and @roxystar.bsky.social :)

na scrim culture fucking sucks i hate americans

Not mad anymore those games were close and i had fun with the pickup and had fun with the comp im lowkey getting carried tho im really not happy about that. like even if i feel like i did good im just not on par with my team

kate said if we 3-0 we get barking audio im locking in

*Christmas Movie Narrator voice* "But on that day Roxy realised something, Competitive splatoon isn't about the glory and praise, It's about the friends that helped her and the experiences that she made along her journey..." *jiggle bells jiggle bells jiggle all the wayy~*

Gonna give a condensed version of my ty to kensaroos here cuz series is over and thats what they hired me to do lol. Im very proud of kensaroos Series was bumpy, lost a lot of sets that we wanted to win and we didn't win all that we should have but I still really loved playing

i don't mind losing to fickle fishes at all im disappointed in myself because i could have dont better and i think Kensaroos as a whole should have done better but ff is the better team ill always have my eye on fickle fishes theyre cracked and theyve improved so much recently

I thinnk im goin full range. im keepin rpd in the pool tho so im just gon have range and rpd mains with sblast secondary cuz there really are some comps where range sucks ass and sblast is needed so ill leep the rust off it for that. but i believe in my range this is the weapon i want to play

just hit the juckport trillions

im gonna be in s rank forever dawg 😭😭😭