Can we stop having CEO’s eating food poorly on social media and let the world end with some dignity.

Remember kids, always keep a spare Break In Case Of Emergency Beer in your police cruiser just in case you end up buried alive and need to harness its strength to drive out of the ground and kill the bad guys. Better than telling Haley Joel Osment he has AIDS. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfLT...

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Rematch.

Hi hello, Tommy Lee Jones is 47 years old in THE FUGITIVE

Based on how this stuff tends to trend, rise and then flounder at my job, AI will be on the way out soon enough.

People in school car line taking five minutes to get their kid out of the car like they’re a Ming vase. Me:

When you return from the powder room and this great line drops when you walk in the room.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Some poor slashers today. Going classic tonight.

Used the HBO Movie Database to find the day mom set the VCR to record a couple of bangers. From the early morning hours of November 14th, 1987 it’s cheap regional horror picked up by New World and a film where the director fought the urge to murder Klaus Kinski (and it’s not Werner Herzog!)

This is my former rep. Yes, her and her husband are this stupid.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.

I’m in a movie theater in Virginia and this shit was built in the 90s and untouched for years, this rocks

You in a different decade. 1986. Swan and I watched a lot of movies in that basement, sitting on that couch. A LOT. I feel like I need to point out it's me on the right because it looks so different than 2026 me.

“We promote from within” is a line I’ve been fed on 3 separate occasions over the last year and guess what? It’s all a bunch of bullshit.

Goofing around on YouTube and found an old 120 Minutes featuring the elusive Iggy Pop with a shirt on (and jacket).

What if your Teddy Ruxpin doll cost $200 a month, stole all your electricity, and told you to jump off a bridge?

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Today's Mood

With Bill Duke finally getting his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today, I'm re-sharing the career-spanning conversation I did for @indiewire.com with him.

Trump's approval ratings are so low, his newest administration appointee is Cousin Oliver.

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

I didn’t know Al from Al’s Toy Barn had a brother named Bob that sold furniture.

Night of the Living Dead Format.

Got the flu. Feel like shit. Here’s my weekend.

Just learned that the plan to gentrify my childhood movie theater has been terminated and it will continue running movies.

What’s hilarious is in their attempt to censor this, they’ve given the interview more attention than it would have had if they had just ran it as planned.

Here's a photo of the late Robert Duvall wearing cue cards on his body so that co-star Marlon Brando could see his lines during the filming of The Godfather.

"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man." It was such a pleasure to write the essay for Criterion's director-approved 4K of BODY HEAT, exquisitely restored. Preorder now for May! www.criterion.com/films/32141-...

After examining the collapsed gazebo and figuring up materials to fabricate repairs and a new roof it appears I should say fuck it and just buy a new one.

King Charles III will support UK police assessing reports that the former Prince Andrew gave confidential information to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, Buckingham Palace said.

Watching the Big Game.

One of my all time favs turns 50 today.

Ordered? What a bunch of wusses. I watched Manos: The Hands Of Fate out of my own free will.

He’s one Epstein question from burning a cross on the WH lawn

Grace, who came home early today and is doing homework at my desk. “Are they ever going to sing something?” “How long is this?” I think I may put on Atom Heart Mother tonight at dinner.

These people are literal devils

The amount of people on Facebook making AI shit is not cool, man.

Well, now I feel like I won’t be satisfied until I too rescue a shuttered single screen movie house here in LA and resurrect it as a temple to the strange cinema that I obsessively watched at 2am on late night cable.

Old friends, together again. @mst3kofficial.bsky.social rifftraxmakesmst3k.com

Jeff Bezos Changes Washington Post’s Slogan To ‘Love You, Babe’ After Getting Into Fight With Lauren Sánchez https://theonion.com/jeff-bezos-changes-washington-posts-slogan-to-love-you-babe-after-getting-into-fight-with-lauren-sanchez/

ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN The Bezos Cut: Woodward: We're following the money. Bernstein: The trail leads all the way to the Oval Office. Bradlee: Sorry, investigative staff is sacked. Clear out your desks. THE END

But Bezos had $75 million to spend on Melania’s vanity project.

Over 25 years ago I paid to see Kid Rock because my wife at the time wanted to go. That should have been a huge red flag that relationship wasn’t going to work out.

Tuesday. How do we cope🤔