Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”.

FIFA doesnt even try to beat the corruption allegations anymore

Ive decided to name this summer the summer of getting my whimsy back

Making enemies out of one of my new team members for refusing to take my foot off of Sarah J Maas' neck

As little as a care for this world cup, I just realized its the final one for a lot of players I grew up watching and now im extra sad about what fifa and this country is robbing us of

This is how i find out it starts in 3 days

Worst week of my work life ended with me and my new work wife for next year crying a bar. Its fine!!!!! Im not sad!!!!!!!!

You know its the end of the school year when I get insane ideas like making temporary tattoos of the school mascot for my entire class

Things I said today during field day: you may not use your hair as a weapon. You may not hit friends with your hair to make them lose the game

Jokes on me for thinking I could trust a team from Liverpool. They had ONE job... JUST ONE

I dont want to write reports!!!!!! I want to keep hyperfixating on making beaded bracelets!!!!!!!!!

Good news. They've finally seen the movies

While I was out yesterday, J did the following activity with our class. Please enjoy "Kids finish the lyrics"

I need someone to willingly (or unwillingly) sit and listen to me rant about the new odyssey movie BECAUSE I HAVE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS

Being my friend means getting messages such as "What if I lose the plot and take up embroidery" Followed by "I miss talking to [redacted]" With zero seconds in between texts

Barcelona winning el classico which leads them to win the title? Chefs kiss. I love football (today)

Mildly disappointed by these ngl... guess im saving myself $50

Start of 🍅 nails

Ive reach the point where I am making a list of fun facts to tell my friend about LotR when they finally watch it. They are also getting daily messages about why they should watch it. Gonna make this happen

I think someone just holding me and playing with my hair might fix at least 4 of my current problems

I think its time for a Heated Rivalry rewatch. Its been 3 weeks since I last rewatched and I am proud of myself for lasting this long

Sorry if I've been swinging wildly between these two concepts lately. These times are really trying.

I WANT TO GO BACK TO SEATTLE That is all

Student after falling: i cant wait to be an adult. Adults fall less often than kids do Me, having fallen UP the stairs earlier after getting tangled in my pants: yeah that's not a thing. I fall all the time. Usually in truly ridiculous ways

And then get confirmed anyway because this goverment is a joke

Its my favorite time of the year: do I have a cold or is it allergies

Can't believe that I, a diehard Manchester United fan, have to actively cheer for Manchester City because the alternative to them winning the league is horrific

I love when books have twists that make me sit up in bed

Things the kindergarten team said to our boss today: You can mark all of us safe from needing a maternity sub

I am determined to have a good day today after the shit show of the last few days

Fact: it is impossible to be upset while you dancing and sing to "WHERE IS MY HUSBAND" by Raye Do i want a husband? Nope This is not what this is about

J and I are playing a fun game with our class today and tomorrow named: how little work can we do but still have a successful day. Tomorrow is the last day before Spring Break. We are all, teachers and students, done

"Ms. C... can you put the doggies back on the screen?????"

I went down an absolute rabbithole after reading this and designed an embroidery. If anyone wants to order one there's a google form here: forms.gle/93JUyKfb8Nwo... I will email or discord message before I start work on your piece, and I won't ask for payment until it is completed & ready to send.

Just another fun night of crying over the freaking Carpathia

I am currently held together by KT tape, coffee, and unbridled rage. EVERYTHING IS FINEEEEEEEEE

If not war, why war shaped?

Things relevant to me and a few other ugly dogs Iykyk

Is it even a real friendship if you dont send your doctor friends videos of the elbow you hurt by slipping on black ice?

Slipped on black ice today. Knee is bruised and all scratched up. Tights? Unbroken. Shoutout snag tights

This is the fastest in a season I've cursed @drak4rysz.bsky.social for getting me into supporting the sounders. Wtf what that literal hour of a first half

this is the stupidest fucking thing

Have the sounders really have had to make 2 injury subs?!? It's the first match of the season

What is happening in the mls? Chaos league really and truly alive and well

VAR is hateful and rude

SEATTLE FREAKING SOUNDERS STARTING THE SEASON OFF RIGHT

And she’s off! #ITIAlaska trackleaders.com/iti26f.php Follow along and cheer for her! It’s going to be slow going, because it’s cold and the best temps for skiing are when it’s in the teens/20’s. The snow gets “sticky” at lower temps making it harder to glide. Plus, she is hauling all her gear.

First waddle waddle waddle of the year

Why are the tkachuk brothers always at the scene of the crime