Wanted to get my boyfriend a magazine or something to read while he’s using the bathroom at my house so ofc I got this one

if i see you even ponder touching it, i will immediately block you

good god, i wish i was tall

Highest placing song from each Taylor album on my Spotify wrapped: 💚 Our Song 💛 Love Story 💜 Timeless ❤️ State Of Grace acoustic 🩵 Now That We Don’t Talk 🖤 Delicate 🩷 Cornelia Street 🤎Cowboy like me 🩶mirrorball/invisible string 💙 Would’ve, Could’ve Should’ve 🤍 So High School 🧡 Father Figure

I think I might like Taylor Swift

My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.

Went on Redbubble to buy two stickers and now I have 12 in my cart somehow oops

Dive bar on the East side…

It is always okay to block, mute, unfriend, unfollow, use word filters, and generally use your settings and options to make sure you are having an enjoyable and safe time. You are also allowed to: not respond, not share information, disable/discourage DMs, and otherwise safeguard your privacy.

ope another darrin sympathizer 🤢 don’t forget to unfollow before you block ⛔️

i have faith that most of you are reasonable people with empathy but just in case; if you're defending darrin, block me now. i am so completely disgusted i don't even have words. posting intimate private messages without permission is NEVER okay, even if you don't think its "revenge porn" (it is)

reminder to boycott stranger things it’s free palestine all day every day 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

New York and Arkansas can feel worlds apart, but Zohran Mamdani's remarkable victory last night has lessons for progressives in the South, too. "Zohran has come to mean more to me here in Arkansas than he ever could have in Brooklyn," our NYC expat columnist writes. arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...

and isn’t that so true? 😭😭

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I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.

Everything Has Changed, IBYTAM, I Can See You

live view from cuomo hq

I've been wanting to do this for a while, so here we go. This is a thread of some of the reports coming out about the issues with genAI, specifically negative impacts on people. I'll do my best to keep this updated while it's relevant.

i know i'm not my only friend.

87 + 13 = 💯🧨

The word is a vampire.

We could be twins

lock screen check in 💜

apparently my Pizzamas stuff came in yesterday but I had it shipped to my boyfriend’s house and he forgot to check the mailbox so now I’m getting it tomorrow :D

this does not apply to people who don’t use alt text btw

“Murder on the polar express”

The Chiefs are playing the cowboys on Thanksgiving and my dad is a big cowboys fan so that’s gonna be a fun day for me

I dont ask for much out of a book, but I mostly need the characters' daily schedule to look like this.

it's not cute to purposely be inaccessible, especially when you have such a large following. do better.

If you see this, post an image you have saved because it made you laugh

by the way i love how media tried to tiptoe around "there are a few racist country singers' bars this could be about" and hayley williams went "nah its about morgan wallen come find me at wholefoods bitch"

oh yeah happy ace week, children ! 🖤🩶🤍💜

Daily bunny no.3116 flying south for the winter

Priceless Jewels Stolen From Louvre In Daytime Raid https://theonion.com/priceless-jewels-stolen-from-louvre-in-daytime-raid/

hey just a heads up that if you have a funky font in your display name it can cause problems w peoples screen readers

the louvre jewel heist is my new suez canal

#clikkieskyselfieday bucket hat edition

how am supposed to keep it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky in these conditions

insane pinterest screenshot

Me: pop quiz what’s my favorite twenty one pilots album Boyfriend: the one with the old people…?

This is Iliamna. She made a new best friend, who happens to be a balloon. Really thought they would have more time together. 12/10 (TT: andreal.corbin)

i used to be a real go-getter, i used to think it'd all get better

Update: I got a hoodie lmao