Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

This has been a worldwide test of object permanence.

This is Rinnes the third Bedlington Terrorist to join our little pack. He’s currently in Anglesey with the wife who collected him today, so I don’t get to meet him until next week, but he’s already terrifying our other two 🤣

The fact that they’ve not decided to name the Newcastle training ground Fort Knox following the sponsorship announcement, is a massive missed opportunity if you ask me

This 👇

FWIW I still give Howe tue benefit of the doubt and think it's up to the wider club to support himbwith a good summer window of trading. After that though we can't have much more of the inconsistency we've seen for too much of this season, or he will rightly be in trouble

As I've already said we need a transformational summer window, with leftovers from the Ashley era and stopgaps from the first January window moved on. No way should a club in the CL be relying on playing Woltemade in central midfield, with only Willock on the bench either

Watching that just makes me fucking hate a certain Swedish prick even more. The complete shit show this summer stems from that prick and Liverpool's shit behaviour, which utterly killed any chance of forward momentum this season after finally winning something

Honestly the comparison of this team to a year ago is stark. Therebetter be a large rebuild this summer as there are too many in that squad that are passenger currently

I tell you one thing today has highlighted that Bruno and Miley can't get fit again quickly enough

Are we going to get the rub of the green in one game this season?

Goal! Thiaw! #NUFC #SAFC #NEWSUN

for fucks sake we really are our own worst enemy yet again

Let's hope they don't put mogadon into the players half time drinks this week 🤞

GTFI Gordon lad!!!!

ANNNNTTHHHHHOOOONNNYYYYYY GORRRDDOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET INNNNNNNN!!!!!

Unlucky Elanga there 👏

How the fuck was that a goal kick?

#NUFC #NEWSUN #TYNEWEARDERBY

Right let's destroy this shower today! #nufc

I’ve just been told that Tommy Robinson is at Mar-a-lago. He, his supporters & politicians took to the streets because they believed grooming and the raping of children, was uniquely a Muslim thing. Now he visits a man who allegedly raped children & his supporters applaud him, make it make sense ffs

SkySports asking why it's been 16 years since we've beaten Sunderland at home. They've not been in the bloody league that's why. Hard to beat them when they're in league one!

Tonight's incredible Cullen Sunset ❤️

This 👇 and any Howe out lot can do one

Aye I'm not watching the rest of that

That was far too easy

I tell you what they're a detestable bunch of entitled pricks And their soft penalty is going to be given, because of course they will.

Final the ref remembers he is allowed to book a Barca player. Been a bit late mind

Yet another one,how the fuck has Lopez not been booked?

HE'S ONLY GONE AND SCORED ANOTHER!!!!!!! 😍 A BRACE FOR ANTHONY ELANGA AT THE CAMP NOU!!!!!!

If Cancelo hasn't been booked for that, yet again no Barca player is getting a yellow tonight

Is that Barca with fucking goal music? I've just been sick in my mouth

Of course Joelinton gets the first yellow, despite what had gone before by Barca players

GOAL 1-1 Anthony Elanga pulls us level after good work by Hall down the left 15’ #NUFC #BARNEW #UCL

What a beautiful goal that was

That's the second time that player should've been booked right?

Bigger! After starting so well too Yet again two of our players fall over, do we need to insist on longer studs

A day we will never forget 🖤🤍 #NUFC

Brilliant

Having a little happy weep.

Cheers to everyone who delayed fossil fuel phaseout by saying "you can't switch off fossil fuels overnight" Because thanks to them everyone now has to face a situation where fossil fuels are switched off overnight 🙃🙃🙃

A simple truth spotted in a former Northumberland mining village, with boarded up shops, last week.

Just watched MOTD, the fact that Rosenior still had the brass neck to suggest that Palmer should've had a penalty for standing on Big Nick's foot, after seeing the replays shows what a classless clown he truly is.

First time in a long while I've felt able to trust my body whilst running. Fingers crossed the injuries are finally in the rearview for a while 🤞 26:50 is not anywhere near the fast 5k I've ran, but given where I've felt trapped most of the past 2 years I'll happily take it

Bumblebee queen learns how to use protective door in less than 24 hours

A BIG WIN ON THE ROAD! 🙌

@skysportspl.bsky.social Any chance you could switch back to the match I was interested in watching Chelsea v Newcastle United instead of being forced fed how marvelous Arsenal are, I don't bloody care I'm not interested!

is it just me or did Sky actually provide analysis of the match you'd actually watched back in the 90's I don't give a fuck about Arsenal ffs

A MASSIVE THREE POINTS AT STAMFORD BRIDGE! 😍