Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

jaime: don’t we have some ballsack vinegar? me: what??? jaime: the salad dressing! me: do you mean balsamic vinaigrette? jaime: that’s what i said, ballsack vinegar

Need to print this out and frame it near my desk

[Photo Thread] Our Belfast. Racists try to organise again and get severely outnumbered again.

Roses are red Violets are blue

A thingamajig (AKA a whatchamacallit) in ten different languages… 10. Chingadera (Mexican Spanish) 9. Zamazingo (Turkish) 8. Habbijabbi (Bengali) 7. Yoke (Hiberno English) 6. Shismoo (Arabic) 5. Haghawagha (Pashto) 4. Trucmuche (French) 3. Burungo (Sheng) 2. Intazinga (Zulu) 1. Dingsbums (German)

i’m working and listening to this, i was wondering why it was giving me anxiety and i ONLY just realised i had youtube set to 1.5x speed 🤡 youtu.be/JRnDYB28bL8?...

It’s not much, but it’s something. I am sickened by how Ukraine have been treated. Contact your MP and let them know Trump is not welcome here #NoStateVisit #SlavaUkraini #🇺🇦

I've signed this open letter urging Belfast Pride to exclude the political parties in the NI Executive from this year's pride as a result of their ban on puberty blockers - can you sign too? my.actnowni.org/petitions/pu...

My happy girl ❤️

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

americans, more of this please

Grateful that so many editorial cartoonists are now trying to convey Musk's creepy, fucked-up face

100% this. Ever wonder why your facebook photos from 2009 look really feckin tiny? Cos they are. They are minuscule files for today. In 20 years they may as well not exist. Print your photos!

#UppaQueers No literally, they had a PINK neon sign with uppa queers behind their top table! This wedding is one we won’t ever forget!

Anyone still following please got report!

Don’t be annoyed if when you report your power off you are asked to check your trips. You could be the first to report in your area and they have to rule out internal issues first. Which I know is dumb because duh, worst storm in history but they have to follow protocol. Even if sounds silly.

I used to work for NIE. They talk about storms like veterans talk about the war. This is their D-Day. #StormEowyn

Here lads, im sorry for what I'm about to say but.. 2019 was SIX years ago. 🫠 When was the last time you updated your profile photo? If it’s rocking a pre-pandemic vibe, I think it’s time for a refresh. Just sayin... 😉 #Belfast #IrishBluesky

Getting homophobic abuse in our wedding tiktok inbox from a polish speaker. Yes i am petty enough to translate it, and i am petty enough to reply with; dotykać trawy.

Craving a quick, flavour packed dinner? Try my recipe for Chipotle Chicken and Refried Bean Tacos! 🌮 thespooniechef.com/chipotle-chi...

Queer couples in Belfast & the North Coast—this one’s for you! My wife and I are wedding photographers, and we’re planning some fun, creative photoshoots this weekend (18th & 19th Jan). It’s completely free, and you’ll get high-res professional photos for your time. #lgbtq #irishbluesky

Putting the cat amongst the pigeons on LinkedIn. Why o why does every press release photo here have to be dutch tilt?

Great to see Emma getting plenty of use out of the photos from her personal branding session! Also this sounds class! Siobhan’s a legend!

Breaks my heart when i see photos i’ve take compressed or pixelated on a website so i wrote a blog. www.jesslowephotography.com/headshot-pho...

pleaseee

Instagram is a cruel mistress

Who’s getting married this year? #Ireland www.honeyandthemoonphotography.co.uk/our-best-wed...

Did you know i also photograph weddings alongside my wife? We’ve put all of our favourite photos from 2024 in one delicious blog post 🥰 #irishbluesky www.honeyandthemoonphotography.co.uk/our-best-wed...

For those that remember #BelfastHour from the other place, did you find it useful or a pita?

Yano ye can inject as much personality into your portrait session as ye like! Just like Chris here, Chris did a good job, top marks Chris 10/10

In other news you can now go ahead and book your portrait session for when suits you! Yay, less admin! #headshotphotographer #belfast calendar.app.google/Zo33HvomczSX...

Updated my email signature, adding blue sky and taking out the other place feels good 😇

I can’t be arsed posting on social media, I’m a lurker, always have been. Problem is i have to post to promote myself. 🫠

Still got some leftover festive chocolates lying around? 🎁🍫 👉 thespooniechef.com/cadbury-hero...

Hey bluesky friends! Do have someone in your life that needs a lil nudge to put themselves out there? I have photography gift vouchers available so you can help make 2025 THEIR year! Reposts always appreciated ❤️ www.jesslowephotography.com/shop #photographer #belfast

Thinking bout that time I photographed the legend Ian McElhinny for an itv production. Photographed in his home, he was such a gent, offered me tea and to help me set up. The brief was to recreate an MP portrait, super proud of how it turned out #IrishBlueSky

Random request but is there anyone here who has an array of ground mounted solar panels? And could grant access for an hour some day before xmas?

Shameless self promo time! 🤡 I’m Jess, I’m a photographer in Belfast. I specialise in headshot and personal branding photography. And I would love to photograph you! I’ve worked with actors, writers, comedians, podcasters, journalists and entrepreneurs (just like Jack here👇) #IrishBlueSky

backing up 40k files to a new hard drive, say a wee prayer for my laptop

My most well known photograph is also my most bittersweet. RIP Lyra ❤️

May have went a bit overboard following all the irish starter packs 🥴

What up bluesky! #irishbluesky