“I ate his leg so he wouldn’t run away”

We have instituted a hard "No YouTube unless one of us is in the room" rule with our kiddos, and have to remind my father-in-law every week that YouTube is NOT the news

The Rock broke the news of Bin Laden's death to most of the world, seems appropriate for him to do it again when It happens

Jeff Goldblum voice: “Life, uh, finds a way.”

My alma mater, the frattiest of the MAC, is going to the Snoop Dogg Bowl for the SECOND year in a row. Most appropriate halftime show would be The Gourds playing a 10 minute version of “Gin and Juice”

Contributing to the decline of gang activity.

The Human Fund: Money For Humans m.youtube.com/watch?v=IkX1...

explain why it’s not “The Devil Wears Prada Too” i demand more creativity in sequel naming

i’m in this picture and i don’t like it

how does this keep staying relevant

truly, a Mr. Irrelevant for our times

Taylor Swift is the LA Dodgers, Lily Allen is the Toronto Blue Jays. I will not be accepting questions at this time.

The through line seems to be “if you have a weak bullpen, don’t play an 18 inning game in the middle of the World Series”

every Midwestern suburbanite rn

I lived this at our elementary school Bingo Night yesterday. Every kid went nuts and did the little arm dance at “O-67” being called and every parent looked around gobsmacked.

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

We must stop the indoctrination of our children

Long car ride turned Normal Gossip into a family podcast. Thanks @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social my kiddos loved the epic tale of Puka/Bon Bon.

Yes, I know this NYT op-ed is about animal testing and is serious... but this is immediately where my mind went

Opening with “Golden” is the easiest layup the Oscars have ever had.

My local library is READY for Banned Books Week. Love this display.

OK here's where I stand now. This hasn't gotten any easier... 1) Red 2) Folklore 3) Lover 4) LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL 5) Speak Now 6) 1989 7) Tortured Poets 8) Evermore 9) Midnights 10) Reputation 11) Fearless 12) Taylor Swift

Tucked in this disturbing profile of AI psychosis by @milesklee.bsky.social is an example of why mental health professionals should be part of the 911 process, rather than police.

Who on earth would DESIGN a kid that only sleeps four hours a night?

I nearly spit out my coffee at “Their lineup is Jose Ramirez and eight opossums found in a dumpster behind a Donatos.” Appreciate the local pizza reference @barryp.bsky.social!

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

Cancelled my Disney+ subscription. A company full of cowards.

Strangely this meme will be the longest tail of Robert Redford’s illustrious career. RIP.

The New England Baptist Church in Medford MA has this disgusting Islamophobic message on the outside of their doors. For shame.

This is apparently for a dinosaur foam sticker kit, but come on that’s The Cheat

My 6 year old said she wants to be “a scientist or a pop star” when she grows up. I was able to say ‘why not both’ and pull out my Dexter Holland trivia.

Everyone in the White House rn

Tommy Tuberville rn

This was written in 2013. We enter this zone in 2028. theonion.com/when-youre-f...

@kenjennings.bsky.social Ken, I know you don’t run the social media team on your show, but… come on now. I got this email TODAY.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>touching base

If only all social services were this easy…

the Hogan/Thiel destruction of Gawker was one of the defining moments in the fall of the media and made the world, in a significant way, much worse bye, you racist asshole

One of the greatest comedic performances of all time.

We’re all trying to find the Lego guy who did this

Love the specificity of this honorary bench.

My 8 year old drew this for me. The Cool S is eternal.

The porn parody version of Tight End University is just called Tight End University.

Perfect book for Father’s Day reading time. Thanks @williamfleitch.bsky.social

RIP to the writer of maybe the best song ever written www.youtube.com/watch?v=u90b...