Me and my man @thecutiestevie.bsky.social (and my new man, Lord Pretzel 🤫)

If these straight German boys in our cabin are gonna flirt with @thecutiestevie.bsky.social and I this much then the least they can do is let us throat them

I just wanna makeout with someone :(

Poor bastard’s starving

they got miss piggy AND madonna AND shakira for the world cup halftime show? the super bowl could never

The fucking Muppets performed at the half time and you're still mad about the entertainment during your bread and circus smh

Clue is honestly the best movie of all time

A rare booty pic 🤭

Running for 90 minutes straight in Miami is wild

I don't currently have a #fcf to post today but I will gladly share this king's post instead 🥴

I love all the animals that feel safe in my yard, specifically the birds. We even have a red shouldered hawk frequenting the pond for a drink of water

Did a quick bit of maintenance around the yard this morning. I have 4 native flowering ground covers growing now. 2 that I introduced and 2 that arrived on their own.

I'm only in the office today for the free lunch 🤷🏻‍♂️

"Microslop is recording your screen again! Here's the fix" - the fix is Linux. Stoping constantly chasing the settings and just go to fucking Linux.

Lmao dang really wanna suck some dick today

Another day of mentally screaming at the top of my lungs

Burning through roughly $1500 in labor time to talk about AI and say nothing of substance is wild to me.

People need to STOP TOUCHING THE FUCKING ALLIGATORS. It's not fair to the alligator to have to be killed after it bites your arm off or kills you.

Just have to survive 4 more days of work then it's road trip time!

With the state of produce in the US right now I'm glad my perilla plants are prolific growers.

It's Monday y'all. You know what that means.

Bánh Mì is the perfect sandwich tbh

There should be a special world cup where they let the players take a bump every 30 mins and allow all the dirty tactics.

Well damn

An iconic pigeon of Australia's rugged outback. The Spinifex Pigeon is an endemic Australian bird found in dry and semi-arid habitats dominated by spinifex grasses. Its distinctive crest and remarkable resilience make it a true symbol of the outback. Scientific Name Geophaps plumifera 📷 B. Sharma

I didn't really care whether England won or not until I saw all the god awful AI shirts their fans are wearing.

It's hot but at least there's a breeze today

Friends wanted to do the beach today pray for me

It is Friday and I believe this qualifies, to some, as a fat cock #fcf

I'm making good progress on purging these corporations out of my life via Linux. I'm entirely off Windows and switched to home media over streaming. Next up: Google Photos begone.

Getting the I-havent-gotten-a-tattoo-in-the-past-3-weeks itch

Fuck yeah it is STORMIN

Insta liked this one 🤭

Tired of this low level depression/burnout I've had for like 10 years and can't shake 😖

God i love ass so much

I love my Miata. Easy to drive, easy to park, doesn't take up half a city block and gets 30+ mpg without a hybrid system (I'd love a hybrid Miata tbh)

take me back

Another long day of staring at my computer screen bored out of my mind trying not to snap :)

Lmfao an ambulance just drove by with it's sirens on and the Sandhill Cranes started making a ton of noise

Ngl the head coach did a better job kicking the water bottles than the team did kicking the ball.

I did not skip the meeting an I'm currently taking psychic damage

Self care is skipping the weekly meeting where they don't discuss anything that relates to my program

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

The short king Belgian with the beard 👀👀

This reminds me I need to go to Orlando City games (not in July tho)

I've outdone myself with a thai curry I just made GADDAMN

More than one of my coworkers seem to be referring to Claude as if it's a real person... This is insane

Yesterday's Sunday scaries were justified

what do I need to do to not have to go back to work tomorrow. no suggestions refused