Got the name of the cutie at the Cuban cafe now I just need his number 😌

On this eve of Pride I beg all of you to iron your damn flags

Think I can convince my husband we need cafecito and empanadas this morning? 👀

I exist to serve 😈 thank you @altwill94.bsky.social

My literal child of whomst I birthed from my womb ♥️

Thinking about making kohlrouladen tonight

I'm about to start shoplifting wym deoderant is $12????

Running late for work but had to provide some #fcf material 🥰

Civ night with the gals

I love dolmas that you get in a can but I really have to make some fresh ones

😀🔫

Losing my mind to get back in there 🥵🥵

Wendy Williams:

Oh yeah, I turned 32 today. Neat

Heading back home ☺️

I simply CANNOT stand when hot men whose ass EATS their short shorts are straight like wym I can't shove my face into your bulge ¿¿¿

Hello from the coffee shop bathroom. I've had way too much caffeine today 😮‍💨

Went to like 4 bagel places and they were all closed 😭

Why yes, I did thirst follow, how could you tell? ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️

@thecutiestevie.bsky.social and I went to Kings Dominion today 👉👈

Getting a dam removed has to feel so good if you’re a river.

Burlesque is such an iconic film

My boy and I ♥️ @thecutiestevie.bsky.social

So @thecutiestevie.bsky.social and I walking around shopping and spot someone who looked a lot like the guy we hooked up with at his brother's wedding and let me just say the thirst was real. I need another hit of that man 🥺

We gotta stay occupied on long car rides somehow 😛

Why do I do this to myself (road trips)

My favorite past time is gassing up my friends and making them feel loved

Been on a meeting for an hour now cause this guy loves to hear himself speak 😑

Couldn't decide which one for #fcf so you get both!

Not the most natural of perches, but this beautiful male Kestrel made the most of the lamppost. #birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #photography

Der Herr Mini ist gestern in den Regen gekommen. 🐿️💦💦💦🥹 #squirrels #balkonhörnchen #eichhörnchen

Just a day and a half more and I'm on a short vacation bless

*throws a hump day post at you*

I wonder what my cat is doing right now

I really missed doing CAD, it's just a shame I'm not doing detailed work with it right now

I'm gonna live forever from all the aspartame pickling my insides

Monday morning vibes ✌️

"daily standup cancelled" thank god

@thecutiestevie.bsky.social and I need to find a sugar daddy so we can quit this corporate shit 🥲

I opened the dishwasher and a spider ran out of it and up my leg I'm going to amputate and burn it along with the house 😭😭😭😭

I see a pretty new plant/flower I like > check to see if it grows here > plant either can't handle the heat or is invasive in Florida > repeat cycle 😭

Local Cuban cafe made another $30 off of me today cause they hired a cutie

Missed #scs but we'll pretend its actually on Sunday

@thecutiestevie.bsky.social - who brings cinnamon rolls to the beach? Me bitch ✨

Beach day! ☀️⛱️

I just got a big tattoo less than 2 weeks ago and I'm already pondering my next.

The one day I actually want to go out and do something and I'm SICK 🤒😭

First #fcf on the new account 😛

Some more views of the library yesterday :)

The Trader Joe's vanilla cold brew is the closest thing I've gotten to the canned coffee in Japan this makes me so happy.