Lowkey might just become a criminal atp 🤷🏻‍♂️

Wearing jockstraps makes me wanna get my ass ate 😅

I hate when I’m eating something and all I can taste is one ingredient or condiment

Chesty

One day soon I’m going to wake up with super well defined pecs and I’ll cry that I finally made it and that it was all worth it

I hope me and my underwear are porn for you guys :p

Love this shit lol

Women who eat ass 🔥😂

Under Armour sweats arriving today 🤘🏼

Is it bad that I love being at home and don’t really enjoy going out anymore lol

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

New mirror unlocked lol

Sure why not 😪 #bikinibriefs #bulge

November 18 1999, WrestleMania 2000 debuted on the N64 in the Americas! With a Gameshark, "Computer Intelligence Mode" becomes available, allowing you to adjust how your wrestler fights under CPU control, like offensive/defensive tendencies and what they do outside the ring!

I wish I started working out 10-15 years ago…maybe played more sports too 🙃

Working out so I can hurry up and get back into bed It’s just that kind of lazy(ish?) day lol

Version 2

A couple of the new thongs 🤙🏼 #thong #manthong #bulge By @awrymenswear.bsky.social

JORO | Human | Barbarian [Berserker] Is it weird to make my DnD character so…skimpy? Brought to you by: heroforge.com #dnd #oc #barbarian

Putting a watermark on your ai generated “art” Like What’re we doing here

Out for delivery 🌝🌝🌝

Incoming :p

🏋🏻‍♂️ #briefs #bulge

I just want my new thongs to get here already so I can show them off to you guys :p

Might fuck around and get a grey sweatsuit, haha. Maybe from Under Armour..?

If I were a pro-wrestler I’d want “accidental” thong exposure to be my trademark haha

My personality? Boring (and horny!) straggot 🤩

I need some satin boxers 🤔 Or boxers with pot leaves lmao

Arriving Wednesday (hopefully…the shipping has been delayed a couple times already 😭)

New arrival :) #bikinibriefs #bulge 🩲 by @teamm8.bsky.social

Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.

Been accidentally putting off shaving my head...I need to do it ASAP but the buzzcut look really suits me :P

Well I picked up an American flag one instead lolol 🤘🏼

WFH day :p #boxers #openrobe

Sexy Blastoise lowkey makes me uncomfortable 🥲

What I really want is a long, slow rim job lol

Just ordered some new thongs Can’t wait to show em off 🤘🏼

Haha everything in my boxers is so jiggly :p

#boxers workout this AM 😜

I have no connection to Canada whatsoever but I kinda want a Canadian flag speedo, white with the red maple leaf on the bulge. I just think they’re cool. 😂

I like how I dress but I feel like I look better without clothes on :o)

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Finally going home 😮‍💨

rate how you like doing it (1-10) kissing: 6 nipple play: 10 sucking: 0 being sucked: 10 rimming: 8 being rimmed: 10 fingering: 8 being fingered: 0 toys: 9 bdsm: 5 piss play: 8 dirty talk: 7 fisting: 9 being fisted: 0 topping: 10 bottoming: 0 cuddling: 6 stroking: 10 pit play: 8 foot play: 9

To be completely honest I think about steroids a lot. I get the appeal. It takes a long time to build muscle and I hate the days where I look at myself and just see small and weak. But the neg health affects don’t seem worth it. It seems counterintuitive to destroy the body you’re trying to build.

Me at any given moment: Damn I wish I was at home, lifting weights in my underwear

*becomes a SoundCloud rapper because for some reason I’m mentally like 18 years old*

I like that you guys like my pics. It makes me feel good lol :)

I just wanna look like a living, breathing men’s underwear ad 😂