I do think if you advertise that you're ok with parents abusing your kids, that you should shut the fuck up.

He's consistent, gotta give him that. He hated it when teachers didn't want to die in the fall of 2020 and pivoted to remote learning then too.

All of these teams should feel bad for somehow being worse than Michigan firing their head coach because he's an abusive boyfriend and cheating husband.

If Delfosse isn't dunking already, I bet she is by the start of next season.

Swordsy hitting 3s without being down 15? Might be a real fun night.

See, what I thought Chris had spent the last 15 years doing was advancing his career through a series of strategic choices. Which is fine, but in no way should be the model for a public servant. The fucking hubris to compare reading a teleprompter with elected office is off the charts.

The problem with tennis coverage and fandom is that every single tennis journalist is also a fan. So we're not going to get anyone to talk reasonably about what Osaka did. You don't cheer unforced errors by your opponent.

In D&D terms, this is a devil rolling a 20 on a sneak attack against a demon.

1st, we need to stop listening to whomever considered that man a "moderate" in 2025, because they're dumber than shit.

This man has a congressional seat handed to him, and this is all he can do. Completely and utterly useless.

How does one "step down" from a position they never legally held?

Is there any difference between the chuds hanging out on twitter pretending they're fighting a battle against fascism and the people continually grabbing screenshots to bring over here to enrage people?

Johnson moving to the basket with bad intent is the most terrifying Michigan player since Robert Traylor.

This crew is just awful.

Spurs in 4th in the Champions League and in the middle of nowhere in the Premier League. Make it make sense.

The crowd being better mic'd than the announcer in the Spurs match is a little frustrating because you still can't make out the lyrics to the songs being sung.

Our best striker is our 2nd best CB and our best LW is our backup FB. Such a weird team.

Giving up 3 to Bodo in 1 match? Even Spurs didn't do that.

This guy could do so much good with a seat so safe that no one remembers a time before his family turned it into a hereditary gift. Instead, we get this...

Wondering who rounds out the top 3 most-damaging English-speaking national leaders of the 20th century behind Thatcher and Reagan.

One day we might get to a point where middling men aren't financially rewarded for burying their heads in the sand before they begin to talk about the powerful. Not today though.

Wind chill back to the positive. Time to celebrate by braving the walk to the barn.

I know at least one person who will be prepared for this. The Danish sailor I've watched for a decade who's living on his monohull while he rebuilds a catamaran. Everyone else should stay off the roads for a week.

My money is on Nicole being taller than 3 of them.

Grown ass adults who believe yelling at bots and legitimizing Elon's kiddie porn website is a battle. At least Boomers could blame lead poisoning foe their idiotic beliefs in the 80s.

I need the announcers to learn how to pronounce Syla Swords.

Have these studio folks talked about defense at all in the lead up to this Michigan v Vanderbilt game?

I'd hope that by now, only the idiots don't understand that Axios is a conservative rag, right?

NEW! From me: a ridiculously lengthy analysis of Syla Swords's badassery, and an appropriately lengthy analysis of tomorrow's matchup against Vanderbilt.

That toss is awful. Why in the world did her coaches do that to her?

Does she have a dip in, or is that just shitty photo editing around her jaw?

As I read coverage and analysis of a potential invasion of an ally, I'm reminded of the last two generations of coverage that believed that Albright's jewelry choice was what they should be focused on.

I am 45 years old. I can't recall a single GOP policy designed specifically to care about people. That's not to say that everything they've done during my lifetime was crafted to harm people. Just that I can't think of a thing they've done where it was apparent their goal was to be good and kind.

Oh look, another middle aged dude mad that the plebs won't just do what he syays! How dare we not simply believe that this lumpen ball of hair product and polling numbers has the magic beans to save us, as long as we pay him?

Gotta love the ego necessary to think that personal criticism is the same as attacking the party.

Just think how well Spurs would be set up for 3 at the back next season. Romero-VdV-Dragusin-Danso-Vuscovic-Udogie-Tanaka is one hell of a depth chart. Sell Porro and Spence to fund a striker purchase. Right?

Oh cool. I'm sure it's fine that no one on the team has played with 2 of the midfielders this season before today.

If I were Dane Scarlett, I'd just get up and leave. If they're not going to use him when this is the shit lineup they run out there, he might as well go home and look for a new club.

Matts, it's understandable to lose to two powerhouse programs like UofM and PTKU. But this year we must crush the rest of the field.

"Tent encampment"

I see a whole bunch of Sophie Turner fans are trying to get us all to forget the last time she was cast to reboot a well-known pop culture figure.

Honestly, this is basically the entirety of the necessary argument for nationalization of energy production AND the roll-out of personally-owned renewable production wherever possible.

It's too early to deal with onlineallthetime state officials.

I am not sure it does anyone any good to pretend that these assholes dont know what they're doing.

Two things. How weak is this draw? 2021 US Open might have been when we slipped into an alternate time line.

Isn't there a specific rule about standing over a guy on the ground after the play is over?

You fire them. You prosecute the ones who broke the law. And you stop buying their bullshit that they're some sort of elite special operators. They're a bunch of out-of-shape mugs and you're telling on yourself if you can't see that.

The bottom edge of this just showed up 45 minutes north of Indianapolis. Midwestern winters are so much fun!

Clearly, Chait is not the worst Michigan alum with a public-facing job. It would be unfair to compare him to Papa Doc or Ted Kaczynski. But if we're ranking them by shallowness of thought...

No matter how bad the day might end up, starting with a well-prepared omelet makes everything that little bit better.