Eating the kids leftovers McDonald’s at 2am>>>>>

Whitney Houston ain’t got no business being dead

This Unknown Number documentary on Netflix is fucking insane 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

THOSE MFS HAVE COMMERCIALS?!?!!

Is this a safe space?😂 For some reason when my nose is congested, it clears up when I masturbate😭idk why

Thug got the game twisted. Fuck you doing all that talking for. If I’m in jail fighting a RICO and I’m otp with my girl…”play wit it, lemme hear you” Don’t block me😂

Them: “Stop crying it’s just a movie” The movie:

Whenever I start I’m not stopping just like ASAP and Riri

Contouring your nose to try to make it look smaller/skinnier is anti-black 🤷🏽‍♀️

Carnival got cruises this fall for $200/person. We doing the blacksky cruise?😂

This is how grocery shopping be in 2025

1. You don’t know my name 2. If I ain’t got you 3. Diary One of the greatest 3 track runs

"We're looking for someone who's passionate about—" NOBODY IS PASSIONATE ABOUT YOUR BITCH ASS COMPANY OR THE WORK YOU DO. ARE YOU PAYING OR NAW?!

My homegirl just invited me to a black/afro-latino play party in October and I’m mad confused because is that something I look like I’m interested in and what are the dates because now I’m curious 😂

As might be the greatest love song ever written but I always wondered why Stevie didn’t name the song Always

Squirt?

New pfp

I’ve received so much genuine affirmation in real life that online validation could never hold me hostage.

I’m OT for my job and I just met the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, we both stopped to look at a promotion for an art exhibit that starts Friday and I suggested we check it out together, she said yes….i forgot I’m supposed to leave today🫠

So when the president drops the f bomb on live tv who exactly gets the FCC fine?🤔

I wish the job market was better. Back in the day you could quit a job Monday have a interview Wednesday and depending on pay periods you might start Friday

Tyler Perry confuses me

Sooo are we not concerned about the fact it’s still cold??? Why tf is it 58° on June 1st

I’m watching this Netflix series on the Tylenol murders and this mf James Lewis definitely did that shit

Is my face shaped like the moon or is my chin pointy😭

N*ggas damaging their brands for Tory Lanez… Tory f*cking Lanez EYE do not understand.

Diddy probably told Biggie to write that one line and we all know which one it is

I always wanted a brothaaaaa

Hypothetically😂would you go to another state for a knee surgery that’s still in trials, no guarantees but if it works your recovery time is cut in half

Me thinking I was gonna be outside all summer just to end up having knee surgery and now I’m down til august😭😭

Gentle reminder: This is a DJ Akademiks hate account. Nigga ain’t even a real fuckin DJ!

If I had stayed in school in NYC I’d be graduating tomorrow. A year ago at this time I was dreading this day. But today I look back on how much I’ve accomplished in my career and all I can say is God’s plan is most definitely better than our plan. Trust the process. Everything works out.

The older I get I start to see/understand what women mean when they say a lot of men don't actually like women they just like...ya know

Damn I might actually love this girl

I hate that a lot of small chic breakfast spots dont have meat options for those of us that don't eat pork😒we just gotta have a vegetarian breakfast

The fridge ice maker dropping ice!!

I'm notorious for not answering my phone but I hope my family knows if they ever need me I'm only 2 phone calls and a text away🤷🏾‍♂️

It's Friday evening, I don't have to worry about nothing except what the hell ima cook tonight 😂

In the pant leg or just sitting right behind the zipper if that makes sense

I contribute nothing to an office environment but vibes😂we're not getting shit done, but we're gonna laugh and have a good time.

Gonna pay for my cousin to go see sinners in the theatre this weekend so she can experience this black excellence

So ummm... I just went on my lunch break and I've made the decision I won't be clocking back in. Certain shit I'm just not tolerating

I was in such a good mood at work today and then the bullshit came. Now my Playlist has gone from backstreet boys and Britney to chief keef

I know I'm late but I just saw the shannon Sharpe text and... I think he should take a backseat for a while. Oh my

This has to be the fastest moving year of my life🤦🏾‍♂️but good morning #blacksky

Second message I've seen this morning about waiting for God's promises to come to fruition even when you don't see/know how. God is the greatest 🙌🏾

*TWD