There was a President in the Oval Office today. His name is Zelensky. He had to fend off two impotent barking dogs sent by Putin. They are named Trump and Vance.

Before you cheer for whatever the hell it was that Chappelle said on SNL, remember...he's THIS guy too:

My New Year’s Resolution. What’s yours?

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INAUGURATION COUNTER-PROGRAMMING! Here are 3 Resistance Acts we all can do on Jan 20. Use what I call FAFO, “Focused Action with Focused Objectives.” 1) BLACK OUT THE INAUGERATION FOR 100 HOURS. -Do not watch, read or engage w/TV, Radio, Social Media or Cable fm 8am 20 Jan until weekend.

🦋🦋 ACTION ALERT 🦋🦋 Heads up, my Peeps. Read Malcolm Nance's entire THREAD, pin this post, and get ready to take action. Thank you, Malcolm! 🙏🙏

When he says stuff like "no one knew" or "everyone" or "the United States," he's usually referring to himself

If you have to say it, it’s probably not true

"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all." Arthur C. Clarke

I don’t want to hear about the “radical left” from people who pose their kids with guns for Christmas cards.

Excellent Grade 3 boy Monday morning office humor.

He was the full Monty before.

"Europeans watching Americans fix their healthcare system with gun violence." I... But... See, tho... That's fucked up. Very American.

Thanks to all the atheists out there just doing the right thing without me threatening you with fire and brimstone.

I don’t take credit for this meme, but I do co-sign.

No matter how demoralized we are in today's America, I'll always have this selfie of me meeting Jane Goodall.

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Insurance companies are shocked *shocked! I tell ya* at how much people hate insurance companies

Damn Right!

I personally don’t celebrate gun wielding assassins in broad daylight under any circumstances. That being said: United HealthCare absolutely did try to kill me by trying to cut my chemotherapy dosage and I had to get my senator to intervene and it was one of the most traumatic weeks of my life.

If only it actually worked that way. 🤣

Take care of yourselves. Avoid media burn-out. Pace yourself. Take rest when things become overwhelming. Self care.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I feel this. Not the new monitor, mind you, but the 'code fail' during the development process.

BREAKING: Republican Senators, Lisa Murkowski and Susan Collins vote “Yes” and confirm another Joe Biden Judical Nominee !

Show of ✋ if you agree!

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A timely reminder ... 👇

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Early reports that Russian and Syrian forces have fled Hama airbase. More consequences of Putin’s war in Ukraine - he’s overcommitting troops to try to make progress in Ukraine and leaving himself vulnerable elsewhere. Losing in two theaters at once is pretty impressive.

This.

Zelenskyy stayed in Ukraine to fight Russia. Assad fled to Russia at the first sign of a fight. #freeSyria #freeUkraine

It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.

Our dog's favorite holiday by far is Thanksgiving for the leftovers alone. L-R: Trixie, Mabel, Millie

We all think plastic pollution is a problem, and it is. In the nearly 70 years between 1950 and 2019, the world produced a total of ~9.5 billion tonnes of plastic. But all the plastic we have EVER produced weighs as much as CO₂ we emitted into the atmosphere during the first three months of 2024!

This is your daily reminder that this really did happen.

Elon Musk has 12 children and spent his Thanksgiving with Donald Trump What a terrible parent

Well they say a picture is worth a thousand words, this is spot on. Do not obey in advance!

This ~ 💯%

Pretty much, huh.

Today, Wally Broecker would have been 93. He was obsessed with abrupt climate change that arrives suddenly and dramatically. He likened the cli­mate system to an "angry beast", and said we shouldn't poke it (i.e., keep emitting CO₂) because we don't know how and when it'll react. We should listen.