Vote greens

The downside of my friend choosing Pink Pony Club as her final song for her funeral is that now I'm crying at the supermarket because it's playing over the speakers.

On the 3rd of May I'm voting for the Maugean Skate.

Today I said farewell to a great friend, taken by cancer far too young and far too fast. Grief is such an impossible feeling. Look after each other in this life, it's the only thing that really matters 💜

Going to miss how thick pregnancy made my usually thin hair once it starts to fall out 😭

Lil bro said "that's what I think so stick it up your ass" he wasn't doing comedy he was dead serious and is only apologising (if you can call it that) because his vile misogyny went viral.

Recovering from food poisoning whilst breastfeeding a 2 month old.... 😭😭

When the Maternal Child Healthcare Nurse opens your file, sees what happened to you during birth and just goes.. "oh you poor thing" 🥲🥲

There's many things they don't tell you about pregnancy, birth and post-partum unless you seek the information yourself. But even after reading about it myself and why it happens, the breastfeeding uterus contractions? Absolutely unfair. Like what the fuck.

Gave birth, that shits rough bro.

Children do not “belong to parents”. Children are not property. They are people with rights and parents and guardians are responsible for upholding those rights

Oh to be a dog PT 3

Oh to be a dog PT 2

This baby is fully prepared to overstay their welcome inside me and ya know what? Based. The world sucks I wouldn't want to come outside either.

A doctor’s opinion piece ignores the ongoing dismissal of women’s pain, mis-characterises the historical failure to study all aspects of women’s bodies, hormones, healthcare & medication effects, & mansplains why medical ‘misogyny’ is the ‘wrong’ term for it! Pfft. www.theage.com.au/national/doc...

Teenagers who think that they're superior for exclusively reading classic literature are mad at me on twitter. I got A's at school reading and analysing literature and then would go home and read Vampire Academy. Being pretentious will not make people enjoy literature.

Wonder how long it will take for people to use the CEO shooting as part of their campaign against bike lines.

Two stages of writing: 1) This shouldn't take too long 2) Oh no

Oh to be a dog.

4.30am still haven't slept, not for lack of trying, 3rd night in a row. A bit over this really.

The wait for labour to start is too long and I'm too impatient (meanwhile I'm only in my 37th week so likely have a couple weeks to go 😭😭)

We've reached "you can't really be in a cost of living crisis if you're celebrating Christmas" levels of labor stan posting now. These next few months are going to be insufferable.

I mean he could better fund public schools so kids can play sports and music etc etc. But nah. That would be too obvious. Empty suit PM

JFC — relentless bipartisan cruelty from Labor & the Coalition "The powers would allow the Australian government to pay other countries to accept non-citizens, and absolve government officials of liability for any harm caused to those who are deported."

Labor put the guy responsible for (and proud of) the severe human rights violations of offshore detention back in charge of "border control" policy, like the mask was never on to even slip. Labor are evil when it comes to asylum seekers.

Ask most Australians who they think is responsible for the most heinous immigration laws and they will probably pick the Coalition. In reality Labor introduced mandatory detention, offshore processing, “no boat arrival will ever settle here” and these terrible new deportation laws. Bipartisan evil.

Labor: yes so our crappy social media legislation had major privacy concerns, and so instead of doing proper consultations on the bill we've handed the Libs a massive pre-election win where they get to say they are the reason SM companies can't request your ID we are very smart.

The past 25 years of Australian politics has pretty much been defined by continual and growing hating on migrants

Labor just throw the social media age bill away. It sucks.

Waiting until 36 weeks to do the nursery up properly is so me coded. And by me coded I mean this is the first time in my life that I have lived in a house I don't have to leave, and the concept of being able to *do* permament things to a space still feels wrong.

Yo BlueSky can someone explain why I keep seeing people suddenly obsessed with raw milk? Is this an extension of the crunchy trend? Are y'all pro Salmonella, Listeria and E. coli now?

Labor will refuse to listen, will lose and then blame everyone else but themselves. US election part 2. It's so f^cking exhausting.

Pretending Labor has not been absolutely inting this whole term will not lead to them winning the election. Like I cannot emphasise this enough. Telling people who are struggling that they're actually not will = you lose. Every time. Its a reality check not an endorsement of Dutton.

Word of the year? More like scam of the year amirite?! The supermarket duolith is ruining Christmas! A cartoon... www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Watching Labor decide their election strategy is painful. It's a room full of people who are so disconnected from the average person that they think "look at this shiny graph that shows how well we're managing the economy" will distract people from their empty wallets.

Me two minutes into Episode 4 of Arcane Season 2: ACAB includes Caitlyn Kiramman.

Bringing zen to the timeline cause I'm currently at the beach

It's halfway through November which means we were perfectly on schedule for the "they're cancelling Christmas" campaign to kick off.

Didn't know it was so controversial to think human life matters more than a corporations shop windows being blocked for a bit.

This app is better because I posted this and then didn't have a sea of people being abusive in the comments like I did on the other app.

The political elite have sent a clear message here in Victoria today. They care more about the Myer Christmas Window than the struggles of real people. You cannot bring attention to injustice, because the window is tradition and tradition is what keeps the halls of power in their hands.

Officially on parental leave 😎

hello new people! I edit a publication called Nonsense, and I commission brilliant queer writers to comment on LGBTQIA+ representation in the media. Here's a @lilahrpg.bsky.social video on Labor's social media ban and its effect on queer youth heterosexualnonsense.substack.com/p/labors-soc...

Congrats bluesky for getting my first bump pic

Last day of work for the next 5 months LETS GOOOOOO

Isn't it so fun that the housing market is cooked as it is, but if you're lucky enough to even get a mortgage, the big 4 banks will f^ck you over anyway.

We have a better voting system than America, preferential voting, but we still vote like Americans anyway. Next election, make the most of your vote by putting a progressive candidate as your number one. It's one small, easy choice that can make a difference.

Albo announcing he's banning social media for under 16's today of all days just shows he and his advisors have the political skills of an opposition, not a government and they refuse to learn a lesson, the ego is astounding.

Labor, please use this as a the kick you need to learn that you can't go into the election with promises alone during a COL crisis especially for lower/middle class people. Pass some shit ASAP.