went my whole life brushing my teeth with hot water without thinking anything of it or wondering why. seems like the reason was that if I'm holding my toothbrush with my right hand, it's natural to turn the left handle of the faucet, and awkward to reach over to the right one

I'm the evil doppelganger of this person and every time I play or see a modern game I complain that it's "after good game design"

check out my controllers 🙂 (I have a cat)

just got the best youtube comment of my life @zfg.bsky.social

a cat hitting keys independently and at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type "00000000000000............................................................................................................................................................."

uploaded my lua scripts Majora's Mask: github.com/Kaztalek/mm-... everything else: github.com/Kaztalek/biz...

Junko (2018) is seriously one of the best games I've ever played and it's almost entirely lost media. here's the download I found if you want to take a chance on it: archive.org/details/junk...

jrpgs love having the entire party stand in a circle where everyone takes turns saying a line of dialogue

I got my wish 🥲

Chemtrails of Cold Steel Beams

My favorite optimization problem has to be completing video games, and this time I intentionally went too far. Here's Super Mario Bros. 3 completed in five microseconds, through the power of moving NES cartridges at multiple hundreds of thousands of miles per hour. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK7h...

stream is starting now!

The Wind Waker: No Barrier Skip in 2 Pauses [Commentated] www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnHl...

starting now! twitch.tv/zfg1

The Wind Waker: No Barrier Skip in 2 Pauses premieres tomorrow at twitch.tv/zfg1 3:00pm EST / 20:00 UTC! Promo art by @ttto-ok.bsky.social :lotad:

It's that time of year. Feb 21, 2025 is the 10th anniversary (and 11th year) of Zelda LOTAD premieres. The trailer goes live in 1 hour! www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvGE...

unlisted video posted in the bowels of discord: enter water temple with only slingshot public video on the same youtube channel: Me Humming Sonic Heroes THeme In Parking Lot

I'm not much of a collector, but sometimes I can't pass up official merch if its existence is funny to me. anyway here's the Guilty Gear XX - The Midnight Carnival Sol Badguy drinking glass

been playing chess puzzles on Lichess. recently smashed through a plateau

If I have something to post, it'll be here for the time being. Though considering how much I've enjoyed not being on socials lately, I don't think I'll open this much.