Oh, reporters covering President Piggy. Don’t be afraid of losing access by fighting back. If he bans the press, he gets no attention. Starve the beast.

Everywhere there's lots of piggies Living piggy lives You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives Clutching forks and knives to eat the bacon — Piggies, The Beatles

Pals, we truly are a great force! Look, we could raise $378 for Mrs Welcy and her cats! Let’s push a little more to reach $522! I emptied my PayPal to help Mrs. Welcy’s cats, now I’ve got only $0.93 left there I hope you’ll stand with me in this effort 🐾❤️🐈‍⬛ #CatsOfTwitter

The Power Couple compete for a 12 yr old- Epstein in center with arm around the child #remove47 #pedoPres

It would appear Maga Mike is moonlighting in the Walmart commercials and Starbucks wants to drive us mad with stupid music. I hereby declare only classic Christmas music be used henceforth! Thank you for your attention to this matter

Nobody South American cows Whee!

We could spend years demanding a list be released, or we could just believe women…

Do you want to know why Michelle Obama won’t run for president? Here it is, and she’s not wrong…

This is Ophelia. She was my son's pandemic cat when he worked in Estes Park. We took her when he moved. She hated Harley Cat, but she waited patiently to be the house Princess. She is a lot bit bitch and a little bit sweet

Ahem.... T-H-I-S‼️

Turns out it was “but his emails” after all

The universe doesn't want me to see the Northern Lights. Lived in Colorado for 12 years and nothing. Now it gets lit up like Norway. We even drove to Michigan to try... Nothing. Your pictures are beautiful and I'm Aurora green with envy

I'm tired of Pedophiles and incompetents. I'm going to do Christmas commercial rants. I'll start with you Target.. Cheesy, Very Hunger Games tone deaf, vapid, way too pastel. Also, who TF is going to buy a $40 meh sweater at Target?? I give it 5 ughs

🗣🗣🗣BUT HIS EMAILS

The lightening whatever show on Netflix about James Garfield is very good. 4 episodes, no big commitment

WATCH: Barack Obama just surprised an entire aircraft full of veterans on Veterans Day.

I am an independent. I wonder, if every card carrying Democrat changed their registration to independent, would they get the message?

Message to our friends from our hoomom. If able plz consider donating to a group that provides food for the beloved pets of people struggling right now. Our mum grew up very poor & remembers how hard it was to feed the family & their pet. Share some kindness. Love you all 🩷

In this new phase - timid, tie died notions of what is or isn't the proper response to advancing fascism or notions of a magical return to norms and "regular order" must now be dismissed as quaint anachronisms. You will not appease your way out of fascism- you'll only reveal your cowardice.

DEMOCRATS’ KEY FLAW LARGELY WELL KNOWN – MOST LEADERS BORN WITHOUT BACKBONE ~ BURMA-GRAM

Never forget who sold us out: Hassan King Cortez-Masto Shaheen Kaine Fetterman Durbin Rosen

Who else thinks the money for SNAP is gone? I strongly feel like it went into their pockets, possibly with federal workers salary funds. They know it's prison for them when their reign of shit is over. Squander our money while they can. It's gone, disappeared to foreign banks

Nobody: Target: SMILE MORE If I worked there I would black out my front teeth and smile like a loonatic

Come on y'all. God shouldn't have to beg for followers, even though he doesn't exist

Folks this is not a candid shot of the man at 11PM on a weekend, this is what he was doing while sitting in the middle of an internationally broadcast major press conference in the Oval Office He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression

It's November 🥶

Cold yet cozy Saturday

Zero Day on Netflix with DeNiro is pretty good. There's a scene at the end where political folks are being dragged out of cars. We need to follow suit

Karma can be a nasty bitch and she always gets her man

Hey! Calling all Wonder Women! We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit. 50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.

YES!

To my friends . . . @bignig7.bsky.social Is well worth a block 🚫 No redeemable qualities detected in this guy. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Tytan, is starting to find his feet - settling into his new home. Helping him every step of the way is Notty the zebra - who survived a similar heartbreaking past. Now inseparable - drinking their bottles side by side and sleeping in adjacent stables: swt.bio/tytan

Trump just announced that South Africa is communist and that Miami is full of South Africans. Trump is maybe two weeks from taking his pants off on stage.

THEY’RE LETTING THE CATS VOTE THEY’RE LETTING THE DOGS VOTE

Maybe dumping poop on voters from an airplane is not a surefire electoral strategy

We All have your number and still wish you would leave us alone. Women don't owe you shit. Not a smile or a conversation

Someday, when I'm awfully low, I will feel a glow just thinking of them and how they look in orange 🎶

This is so cute

#comedy #dramaticreading #funny #funnysigns #engrish

Of all the things ever instituted by mankind, moving our clocks back and forth twice a year has to be one of the stupidest.

Christmas Creep = Christmas Crap Does anyone need a bear holding a gift pillow? A tree shaped soap holder? Resist Y'all and the crazy prices will go down. And Macy's can fuck all the way off with their annoying ads. Thank you for your attention to this matter 🎄😵‍💫

Not bad for 2 neurodivergent old farts! We painted walls and cabinets and somehow got the wallpaper to stick with nary a bicker. Need to replace trim and fix a few mistakes. The pirate ship cats are my new favorite thing

AND THE TRUTHHHH SHALL SET US ALL FREEEEE!!!!!!! GOD DAMN THE FUCKING REPUBLICAN FASCIST SWINE!!!!!!! youtu.be/GGxwn_N9DtE?...

I've only watched one episode, but Asset is helping with the grief from binging The Diplomat too fast. It's set in Denmark and seems smart and interesting

@jaketapper.bsky.social Scooby Dooby Do where are you, you got some shit to smear now