Much better than that stupid funeral thing. Tonight’s show: Between the Buried and Me.

Rules for surviving in Trump’s America (parody)

@schumer.senate.gov What we’re asking, very simply, is for you to get your head out of your ass and not give them an inch on anything. Shut the shit box down, if you have to, whatever it takes to stop them from literally killing us. You’re my senator, for chrissake, and I’m asking myself, “Why?”

“When special agents in Texas began probing the subject’s claim that Homan was soliciting bribes, the White House border czar, 63, was president and owner of a private consulting business that said it could help companies in the border security industry win government contracts.”

👇👇👇 youtu.be/xNN4y4aOHZc?...

OMG this is an EPIC roast of Kash Patel.

When you’ve lost the Dutch.

Maybe it’s my imagination or maybe it’s just the human need to find patterns, but doesn’t it seem like the closer we get to the whole, ugly truth of the Epstein situation, the mor authoritarian Trump becomes?

“It’s just one of those days…your best bet is to stay away, motherfucker…”

Missing my friend, Marisa, who passed away last December, today. She was the one person I could go to, to vent about all the 🤦🏼‍♀️ moments I experience with the organizations I volunteer for. She got it. She got me.

Stephen Colbert brilliantly responds to Donald Trump and ABC’s attack on free speech with a song

“You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.” 🤣🤣🤣

I find it strange that, while there was outcry over the cancellation of Colbert, there’s outrage over the cancellation of Kimmel. It’s like “once, well, yeah, that sucked, but twice?! Now it’s war!” It shouldn’t have taken a “twice,” people.

President Agent Orange thinks we’re all dead.

FFS, people. What’s it gonna take? This 👇🏼 is from 2019.

🚨Mayor of Portland, OR, taking formal action against ICE for violating rights of residents. 👏🏻More👏🏻Of👏🏻This 1/2

Sunday , September 21st, Sun Day will be celebrated at the Empire State Plaza. Sun Day is a national day of action promoting solar and wind power. It is an important event in the movement to leave fossil behind. thirdact.org/upstate-ny/e...

Damn, he's good, and right.

Why are aliens always naked? You visit another planet and don’t even bring a jacket?

You know the demolition of the NIH, CDC, HHS and all their components like research, vaccines, etc. is all eugenics, right?

Too soon?

Good morning.

In London, hate will never win.

An associate of mine posted a video of himself on TikTok wearing a Fuck Trump t-shirt, coming down an escalator, dancing, slapping his ass. Somehow, Joe Rogan got hold of it and thought it was Gov. Tim Walz. He thinks the Fuck Trump on the T-shirt is AI. Trust me - it’s not. Joe Rogan is an idiot.

THIS

I think Todd, here could use some phone calls and emails.

Ha!!

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

@msnbc.com you really fucked up. Again.

did you know that fishing line lying across a road can get tangled on the drive shaft and stop the vehicle? did it as a kid...

Give Victor, not Charlie Kirk, a medal.

Speaking of douchebags...this hag...

Charlie Kirk was not engaged in free speech; he was engaged in antagonism.

Well, I’ve been gone for a few days without cell or internet service. How we doin?

“Revolution isn’t always loud. Sometimes it’s just a refusal to play by their rules.” 💯 🗣️ @tommiesunshine.bsky.social Listen👇

Fuck that guy. That is all.

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

So, Charlie Kirk is dead. Ooh - there’s a new episode of “Expedition X” on tonight!

Given that Trump is declaring Kirk to be dead, should I believe it?

This may be the ultimate “Two Things Can be True” moment. That is the extent of my comments at this time.

This could not be more perfect.

i'm gonna be a little off grid today so I thought I'd leave you with something amusing to watch 4000 times in my absence. It's the Beluga overlord vs rasping presidential spoiler Darth Nader!

This is so good.

Seems to me, the best people to lead cities are the people who grew up and live in those cities. They’re the experts on what the problems are, what the citizens want, what they say would solve the problems. They lived it, live it every day. Other than Mayor Adams, Black mayors are doing a good job.

Tell Congress: Stop Trump's Plan to Let AI Deny Medicare Coverage act.indivisible.org/sign/trump-o...

I’m running for the U.S. Senate. Billionaires have taken over Texas and taken over America — but together, we can take power back for working people. youtube.com/shorts/IpO0S...

Vaccine Update: Oh, yes, I made a fuss. I didn’t yell. I sympathized. But I made it clear that I think CVS as a company is stupid. And I have an appointment next Monday. Was it my fuss that made the difference? No, definitely not. It was my Governor. But I am my CVS’ most feared customer, now.

I have a vivid imagination. Not overactive, vivid. I have the ability to use my imagination to game things out. My imagination tells me there’s only one way to end this.