—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

Too coherent.

Tonight is the full-on Only Connect Christmas special - a very twinkly family affair (fully child-friendly), with a starry guest question writer and added penguins. Best final credits sequence ever. 8.15pm on BBC Two.

Even beyonder exciteder at the penguin reveal for our festive episode of Only Connect. #OnlyConnect @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social

The news you've been waiting for: the bumper-edition OC specials have been announced! I'm beyond excited that my fellow Mothers and I will be in the Christmassiest of all on 24 Dec. Enjoy while you fail to put overexcited kids to bed, or watch later with the espresso martini you left out for Santa!