Me 2 years ago vs. Arlo & Janis today: www.gocomics.com/arloandjanis...

If I buy tomatoes, I never end up eating them in time. If I don't buy tomatoes, I end up craving caprese salad at 2:30 a.m.

I just saw someone post a screenshot of their own post without alt text and...why???

This makes me realize it's multiple simultaneous violations of consent. I do not consent to my work being used to train AI. I do not consent to AI in my software. I do not consent to using my computer's resources to power unwanted AI. I do not consent to the extra labour needed to clean up after AI

When I was 10 years old, my parents came up with a new rule: we're going to say grace (a prayer of thanks for a meal) before dinner on Sundays. And that made no sense to me.

I really wish we had a search engine for smells. I just reheated a supermarket prepared food I've had many times before, and this time it smells wrong. And I can't tell if something went bad, or they changed the ingredients, or something else.

Is there a way to search the gift article feed? bsky.app/profile/davi...

I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

This is interesting to me, because I find that, in the romance genre specifically, third person allows for multiple characters' perspectives, which can better convey that the romance is safe.

I do miss the thing where Windows would give you a notification that the time had just changed

This is literally the first I'm hearing of the fact that daylight savings time starts tonight. Somehow the information didn't reach me through the usual channels!

STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW #SpreadLove

The San Antonio Zoo is not on here but today is Waffles the giraffe’s third birthday and I just felt like this was need to know information today, with everything else being so terrible

To my Canadian friends, an acquaintance started a petition to allow US transgender citizens to claim refugee status here. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... If you’re Canadian please sign it. If you’re not, please share ❤️

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Has anyone here studied engineering in university? Currently wondering: when engineering students are assigned to build something (like, an actual physical working thing) does the school provide tools and materials? Or are you responsible for sourcing it yourself?

All jokes aside, DID people expect the Spanish Inquisition? Ummmbacon carefully details the historical context & how this popular Monty Python joke engages with the historical irony that the Spanish Inquisition was among the more anticipated institutional developments of its time!

Did anyone else's lights flicker a minute ago? #dlws #DarkTO #Toronto

Chocolate Lab puppies are the best!

How I arrived on Bluesky from Twitter

Canadian grandfather was a general factory labourer Polish grandfather was an engineer in Poland and a general factory labourer in Canada

I saw a picture of some juvenile wild dogs playing in a way that closely resembles what we would expect of juvenile domesticated dogs. Unfortunately, what came out of my mouth was "Awww, they're just like human puppies!"

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the face so regal and yet cute

This is Koyuki. Please do not disturb her. She's in ice cream scoop mode right now. Needs to focus. 12/10 (IG: fuji_bull)

"The research suggests that generalizations about human behavior are often flawed because they rely on samples composed largely of White individuals."

New essay out on desirability + deformity, marriage rights in disability, “silver divorces” and partner abandonment in illness: theimpairingcurse.substack.com/p/do-us-part

I still want to know where they film the exterior of Kris's apartment building in #SmallAchieveableGoals I know I've seen (and perhaps even been inside) that exact building!

Did the font of Bluesky change since I last looked at it earlier today?

The problem with menopause awareness is it makes you aware of *all* the things that might happen. Which is daunting! But only a subset of things happen to most people, and we don't know which ones will happen to us. If only we could know which ones we have to worry about!

I don't enjoy the fact that AO3 is down, but I do enjoy the fact that AO3 being down is ahead of Trump in the trending topics

I feel like the general vibe of the response and comments on the second letter in this Ask A Manager column reflect the way people have gotten weird about working from home in recent years. 🧵 (Not every comment, of course, but the general vibe) www.askamanager.org/2026/03/is-i...

I don't know if it's the algo or if the information genuinely isn't there, but I'm currently failing to find the origin of the "If not friend, why friend-shaped?" meme. Can't even find it on Know Your Meme

The other problem with garbage bags on rolls like toilet paper (rather than popping up like kleenex) is sometimes they tear in the wrong place, so you have a garbage bag with a hole in it. And sometimes you don't realize until you dump coffee grinds into it

Colonoscopy awareness is crossing my feed again, so again I'm going to reiterate: A barrier to getting colonoscopies is the need to have someone take you home from the appointment. If you want more people to get colonoscopies, let patients recover on-site until they can safely leave on their own

I saw four dogs on my brief jaunt to the grocery store, and all of them were black and white large breeds. That seems a statistically unlikely proportion!

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Especially on days like today, sometimes you just need to do some puppy yoga, if only to have your ears very thoroughly cleaned.

Just learned that CBC made a third season of You Can't Ask That! I watched the first two seasons then stopped paying attention because I thought it was done

Oh no, a metaphor

Truly embracing the (possibly misheard) lyric "It doesn't matter if we're naked or not"

Current pet peeve: when people trying to recruit for a committee tell you how often the committee meets, but don't tell you about the other work involved. (e.g. what are you tacitly expected to do between meetings? What does coming to a meeting prepared look like?)

just making sure everybody saw these kittens

This is Frankie. He ran outside like he always does, only to find out his yard had been replaced with a white void. 12/10 (IG: frankiethenorfie)

The interesting thing about this week's episode of #StarfleetAcademy is, without spoilers, the character of SAM will be a different person next time we see her. And I will be interested to see how the actress handles that

Timeline cleanse Central Park coyotes howling along to sirens

Genesis's makeup looks different today, makes her look glowier and brighter #StarfleetAcademy

Guys being Dudes