By the numbers

Only like 300 more All Too Well (10 min version) until #TLOASG

Covid numbers are rising and we trying to get the word out. Here are the first two billboards so far this summer and I’ll be working to keep putting them out well into the fall. If you want to help me continue the campaign any help is appreciated. gofund.me/fc751c58

If I was a casting director, I would cast Ron Funches in every single project. Glad #TheTraitors got the memo!!! Plus Mama Kelce! This season is gonna be top tier @ronfunches.bsky.social

The fact that boomers destroyed A Goofy Movie reviews when it came out was really the only evidence we needed that they were gonna ruin millennial lives.

Radical rest IS a form of resistance. Taking care of yourself is a powerful act. It takes courage and strength to do nothing when everyone else is doing something. If you need rest, give yourself permission to let go of the guilt. Protect your baseline so you can fight another day.

Healthcare, social security, medical research, disability supports & public health are all under attack. Want to fight back? Wear a mask. It only takes one infection to end up severely disabled. A mask protects you and those around you. It’s easier to resist when you have your health. #HandsOff

“Non disabled people have no idea the amount of planning and preparation we go through just to safely get through the day. We have contingencies upon contingencies. We back up our back ups.”

Literally every way that US public policy differs substantially from other developed countries is explained by racism.

I think we should legally be allowed to fight anyone who makes women’s pants without pockets

Because everything is awful, here is a pic of my cat wearing goggles. Please post your funniest pet pics

After digging into what's actually being done to prepare for H5N1 bird flu, it occurred to me that the very rich actually might want a bird flu pandemic to happen. It fits with the theme of weaponized incompetence we've been seeing. www.the-sentinel-intelligence.com/p/wait-a-min...

Raising our little @detroitlionsfans.bsky.social fan down here in Florida

I literally can’t stop thinking about this. Her low notes are *chef’s kiss*

I’ll tell you what, the vet always knows who I am as soon as I say I’m calling about Johnny Karate

I will die on this hill. Ron Funches. @ronfunches.bsky.social

An iconic wearable item? Kim k bought them, didn’t she

Rocky’s Curious, Not Judgemental #nfl picks this week - @tedlassobelieve.bsky.social style! Will he choose biscuits with the boss or be a goldfish? @adamoneil.bsky.social @detroitlions.bsky.social #JasonSudeikis #TedLasso #Believe @nflbluesky.bsky.social

And are you even a celebrity if you haven’t been in a Muppets project?

America

Detroit literally has the most fun team in the NFL

“You’re so strong! I could never handle your illness” People say this all the time to people with chronic illness. I assume it’s meant as a compliment - but shows a stunning lack of awareness We don’t get a choice. We’re strong because we HAVE to be. You can’t trade your body in when it gets sick.

People understand illnesses like cancer - you get sick & get better or you die. They can support & empathize with that. When it comes to chronic illness … that support & empathy dries up. The idea that someone could be sick FOREVER & not die is too much for people /2

Being disabled and chronically ill is beyond lonely. Far too many people in society can’t comprehend illnesses which are permanent & unrelenting but don’t necessarily kill you. As a result they EXPECT you to get better. When you don’t - they abandon you. 🧵/1

For anyone who needs a visual reminder to take your birth control, just know this was taken on a good day lol

Holiday Sandwich at Earl of Sandwich

*whispers* Glasses are a disability and accessibility aid. They've just been normalized so people don't generally think of them as such. Now, imagine if all other aids were just as destigmatized and normalized.

I wish people in red states who think Obamacare and the Affordable Care Act are different would recognize how their conditioned hatred prevents them from learning about issues that directly impact their lives.

show me your pet and what they were named after ✨ Johnny Karate of Johnny Karate’s Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show on #ParksandRec

So true. 💯

All of us neurodivergent/disabled people deserve to feel seen, heard, understood, and loved. 🫶 We deserve this because so many of us are unique, passionate about our interests, and wonderfully interesting. 🖤

If Chronic Illness was an emotion from Inside Out, randomly, half the buttons on the console stop working. Sometimes the whole board dies. There’s nothing Joy (& positive thinking) can do to turn it back on. There’s no control over when or where it happens or if/when your buttons will work again

The rest of the world may have gone to shit but at least we have Dan Campbell and the Lions @detroitlions.bsky.social

Lions have outscored their opponents by 113 points over 10 games. Insane

Top Currently airing: Abbott Elementary Shrinking The Floor Top recently binged: Ted Lasso is my #1 go to rewatch Only Murders in the Building Agatha All Along Outerbanks

Raising a #LittleSwiftie

Here is pt2 for anyone interested: go.bsky.app/J9fysGc

Trying to make the DEFINITIVE Swiftie starter pack specifically for Taylor Swift and Taylor Nation when they start up over here! ✨you know what to do✨ go.bsky.app/U3odQpc

Back by popular demand! Let’s find more moots 🦋🫶🏼 Pls reply if you want to be added to this swiftie starter pack!! Rt for visibility 🩵 go.bsky.app/5Tp2LCd

I saw @perfectlyfine89 say Taylor’s new merch collection mentions stars/has stars on almost all the merch. I had a dream she named her next album Starfall a couple weeks ago. Just putting this out here in case I need to kick myself later for not buying a lotto ticket #TaylorSwift

I don’t know if it’s a coincidence or not but taking a #DisneyCruise the week before daylight savings and having 2nd dining has resulted in my 2 year old asking to go to bed every night by 7:45 and I’m not mad about it

#TaylorSwift #Marvel #TedLasso fan. #Mom to this kid who is so much cooler than me. #ColitisSurvivor. #CatMom to Johnny Karate