I previously said I dont trust eric cause everything he does seems to be a ploy to get played on cable news or go viral on social media or whatever, so its weird to find out not only was I right but that was also his kink

"concerns" lmao

oh so what we're just supposed to unleash the bad posts locked in drafts? you mean the bad posts... LIKE THIS?? "keep your urchins close, but your anemones closer"

there should be mute/block words on streaming apps, like just never show me anything with the word "trending" or "dane cook" in the description

honestly though letting a french ship through is the funniest thing Iran coulda done, gg

woke 2.0 is gonna require people looking certain woke 1.0 people directly in the eyes and slowly stating "you (does asl for you) are full (does asl of "full") of shit (does asl of poop)

You should have the same hatred for the division of MLB conferences that you have for the combination of basketball leagues Both happened at the same time and both exist to serve the Euro-American empire. They are the same sport and no other sports exist, I am a smart person.

everyone on this website is a toxic meanie except the people who agree with me

my favorite movie genre is 90-100min under $2m romcom thats clearly just 3-6 years of the screenwriters therapy disguised as whimsy

sounds like somebody has never been to newark

gonna be reeeeeaaaal awkward when the second coming doesnt happen tomorrow but petes still waging his holy war

I fuckin love NASA cause they do some unimaginably advanced beyond comprehension stuff and have invented everything but they also do this www.nbcnews.com/sciencemain/...

2026 world series prediction yankees over dodgers six games

I'm just not sure that "this war is sooooo bad" "How. Bad. Is it!" "this war is soooo bad, look at the gas prices!" is a winning message

this is exactly why I dont get, despite ideaogically agreeing with, the "they're not doing anything" crowd cause like well what the fuck do you want them to do cause they're all gonna be in one place for a few hours and you can just go tell them

is it good or bad that The Kingdom of Bahrain has a jet parked at LAX www.reddit.com/r/aviation/s...

havent been on here in months, has the antisemitism improved?

It’s the Portland way.

"why is kid rock trending?" oh.....

got em!

its actually just a really really bad ya novel Cardiac Age: People of the Heart

well, there you have it

love that so far our symbols of revolution are a flying sandwich and inflatable frog

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

"everyone must post the right way" while the real damage is done by the actual social media companies is some real "if you dont recycle global warming is your fault" energy

"if enough people like hearing what you say you can only say certain things" stfu loser

"shes an anarchist but shes a literal federal employee"

Correct. Thank you, Congressman Don Beyer. If I can add some advice say the words "Elon Musk's Government Shutdown" as often as you can

they sure dont make the macys day parade like they used to i tell you what

problematic clout gap? you mean someone has an unhealthy obsession with the internet and one doesnt?

its not "the Joos" its the evil indescribable global group of zionists... I am an ally

whatthe fuck happened on bluesky while I was gone

if theres a word you wont event type maybe dont advocate for it being brought back

tired: israel shouldnt exist wired: borders shouldn't exist

@feraljokes.bsky.social jake be real you got bullied off this site for sucking and then you came back by trying to make fun of the guy who told us you sucked

hinge profile photos of the guy you screenshot to make fun of

honestly jake we wish you had died

epic enough some half-assed unemployed comedian grasping for attention quoted someone with no following sorry that theo von isnt still doing bringer shows in the belly room for you

A huge thank you to all of our amazing community of supporters!! You all came through for independent media on Give to the Max Day - donating over $6K! Continue to support through GiveMN at givemn.org/unicorn-riot or various other means found at unicornriot.ninja/Donate 🦄🙏

more importantly does my double trust me?

who invited this guy

how do you say I don't enjoy movies unless I can do my self-indulgent critical analysis without saying I don't enjoy movies unless I can do my self-indulgent critical analysis

Roland Emmerich is the most under-respected director of our generation. The dude makes fucking roller-coaster theme park ride movies, and thats like "hes not a real artist" when the "real artists" can't gross a tenth of what he does. I'm sorry, but movies should be fun as hell, and he does that.

I think this website needs to learn the difference between "I disagree with your opinion" and "I want your entire identity extinguished"

I'm a leftist and hate that we only have these two options and don't wanna vote for either but if you're a leftist saying you wont vote at all fuck the fuck off, you've lost the sauce

hilarious that our doomer movies was a super-smart AI tricking us and taking over and now we just have horrible AI thats stupid as fuck and we're advocating for them taking over