Hey. Think about your extroverts. Have one or two been out of touch for a while? Check on them. A bunch of us are Not OK these days. Here’s my pecker.

BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT.

You look like you need a big curved dick to fill you up.

Any questions? 😈

Yeh Saturday was pretty awesome. @tuddjazzlr.bsky.social hosted my hubby and I. Oof still aching real good!👍🏼

I am being such a bitch today. Here are some pics of me from a while back.

The Gaming Grandma, Shirley Curry, is quitting Skyrim. I, a fully adult human person, am bawling my eyes out right now. I think this was the final loss that it took to break me. I’ve been watching her Skyrim stories for YEARS and Years. She’s almost 90 now. Here’s me with Orc teeth, flirting hard…

Alright I have a complaint: Even if I am Online familiar with you, I am not your advertising target. Not ever. Do not DM me an ad for your JFF or OF or your JO lube recommendation you’re doing for free product. Pushy. Unwanted. It’s like a guy at a sex party who won’t take No Thank You. Fuckoff.

Why Live Laugh Love when you could Live Fish Transport…

Lowe’s seems the place to be in the mornings. This was happening right at the door in front of all the children AND their salads.

From “The Faggots And Their Friends Between Revolutions” by Larry Mitchell (text) and Ned Astra (art)

How’s The Rapture going for everyone? 🙄

Looking at photos of dudes used to lift my spirits. But not now. All I keep thinking is a fugue of “it all ends in rot or flames.” (ICYMI : my father died last week)

Today I am coming out publicly as : *Not Sir* Frankly, I have too much decision paralysis to function as any kind of authority. In my mind “Sir” suggests at least SOME executive function. This photo shows me the last time I had to make decisions. How good to you think that went?

The Cross is an instrument of Death used to bludgeon its “faith” into the Savage. A plunger, used to force $#!t down our wells. Never burned standing. Return it to soil so better mushrooms can grow. Disagreement welcome; bring receipts. youtu.be/YmfrddzWljs?...

Every time I see an otherwise hairy fella with a shaved crotch I assume he mist be getting over a case scabies or something.

Grey Sweatpants Season Has Begun!

How was your weeke…👀

Right. So. 50. Huh. Well at least I finally look my age?

From “The Faggots And Their Friends Between Revolutions” by Larry Mitchell (text) and Ned Astra (art)

Keias Chaos Not Order If you have order I should follow, I am all furry limbs.

Here ye go, holes.

WANT TO RASTL!

@sprkplgtcklhmp.bsky.social was cranked up with full tanks after the SML social and needed to make a pit stop.

Read SWOLE by Michael Andor Brodeur Do not judge this book by its cover. And for the sake of all things good, buy from a local bookshop. Or claim such a shop via Bookshop. Org bookshop.org/p/books/swol... #SWOLE #gaystuff

Feck yeh bearfuck!

Superman movie. FUN! Big! Awesome! Fun! But just like in Superman ‘78, Superman III, and Superman Returns, Lex Luthor is just trying to get rich off a dubious Real Estate scheme.

We’ve been busy. Yes this is an advertisement for my tiny family business. It won’t be a habit. www.AirBnB.com/h/Plaidstag #vacation #mountains #nationalparks #mtrainier

#gamer #videogames AAA games are losing to Indie games. I just heard a thing that I hope becomes a thing: III Games We call the big flashy games “triple A games.” But what is really working is “triple I games.” #IIIGames

Monochrome Monday #monochromemonday #gaybear #intactavist #GymSelfie #yourdadsboyfriend

In the dark times Will there also be singing? Yes, there will be singing . . . . . . . About the dark times.

Another kinkster died alone in their playroom recently. I've not seen anything yet about how he passed, but it's a good opportunity to remind everyone that using poppers or other inhalants alone can be dangerous.

Are Christians TRYING to be homoerotic?

Hello US residents and visitors: youtu.be/ViQx_RPIKv0?...

Replace a movie title by replacing one word with butthole. The Lord of the Ring : The Fellowship of The Butthole

Absolutely incredible turnout for Budapest Pride! So proud of all the organizers, including some old friends, who estimate hundreds of thousands— major embarrassment to Orban

This is Budapest Pride. BUDAPEST, where an autocratic regime tried to erase and destroy queer people. It’s shows of courage like this that makes me so proud of my queer siblings. We are not going anywhere!

Even when he tries to be practical, he still ends up bougie. I love pouring hot coffee slowly over a mug full of whipped cream. Bonus pics: Plaidstag’s security camera works! A Snow Leopard cub. And because this is a smut account, Gymnast hottie Ash Watson getting SPRRREEEAD for our entertainment.

The “creator of the bear flag” is on BlueSky. I admired this man in the late 90s and 00s until this happened: archives.fbi.gov/archives/was... #zerotolerance We have needed a new flag for the Bear community for over 15 years. Any takers?

Good Night #asmr #gaystuff youtu.be/WxWmQ0zcWL0?...

Using food to show where I grew up.

#estim #gaybear #bouncy

Yes. Yes I do.

When your nips can do this it raises some keyholder eyebrows.

This is me after throwing my back out in a decidedly unsexy manner, flat on back with feet up in a decidedly unsexy manner. This morning I ache on the backside in a decidedly unsexy manner.

The Communass Manifesto?