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i am in a public setting where i am being forced to listen to Fancy Like and i am NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT

Rob Reiner (1947–2025)

HAVE A HAT TRICK MR. GIBBS #OnePride

DAKOTA THAT WAS VERY KIND OF YOU

A SCOUT IS HELPFUL. THAT WAS VERY HELPFUL MONTY

NEUTRAL ZONE THAT YOU STAR WEARING HEATHENS

No joke. He directed a 25-minute Star Wars movie while at the University of Georgia and they let him film at Sanford Stadium.

Insanely excited for this summer with @jackmitchelllnk.bsky.social and the @i80club.bsky.social.

@joshtweeterson.bsky.social subtweet me over here you article writing freaks

DOGE cuts of USDA food imports inspectors might mean that food that isn’t inspected quickly enough ends up rotting, with cascading downstream effects including even higher grocery prices.

it was fun while it lasted

Fenrir (for the letter F) #art #illustration #mythicalcreature #mythology #fantasy #norse

I thought I'd heard the most absurd things my niece and nephew have to deal with as children, but then my mom and stepdad will go visit them and inform me of something even more absurd

Dragon! For the letter D of my Alphabet Bestiary #illustration #art #fantasyart #dragon #watercolor #traditionalart

B is for Bogwitch. My Bogwitch is a dirty old witch who stomps around the bog doing swampy witch things. #art #illustration #fantasyart #traditonalart #watercolor #bogwitch

“Pine Tree” 2024. Watercolor. 11”x14” #art #traditonalart #watercolor

Lions blow it, and TikTok gets banned before midnight, just not my day

He is the patron saint of ball knowers. Every player fears him.

the scoreboard operator is struggling BUT THEY CAPTURED HAP

Put on for the City 😤 #OnePride  | #DefendTheDen

Back. To. Back.

Lions defensive DVOA Weeks 1-11: -20.0% (3rd) Weeks 12-16: +14.7% (30th) So many injuries. It has to be all shootouts the rest of the way.

Every likes Dan Campbell bc of his aggression and authenticity and grit and all that jazz; I like him bc he’s a little dog guy

IF I HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS WAKING NIGHTMARE SO DO YOU GET BACK HERE BUSTER

Build the whole thing out of McBride plz

an actually good movie about the empty venality of the american media is of course NETWORK. an actually good movie about blithe indifference to a looming threat is JAWS.

He's just like me

the wind is rearranging all the loose trash in the state today. I can't wait to see what turns up. I hope it's something that will make me smile

It happened

Heroic effort from Jared Goff trying to will my way back into having a chance in my fantasy playoffs. I won’t forget this king.

My 14 month old after I wipe his face for two seconds

Today I made my therapist crack up without trying, so I'm either really funny or too far gone

That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

Finally saw Joker 2. Really glad I chose to see Transformers One in theaters over it

Thou shalt grant dreamers a path to citizenship -- if corporations can be people, so can actual people.

Holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity Elphie saying “well…are you coming?” is the epitome of every WOC who’s ever begged a yt liberal/moderate/centrist to care enough to join in the battle for collective liberation from oppression…and we all know what happens from there… #ihopeurhappy

I think of this tweet probably once a week

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Good morning week 12! Things I’m interested in watching today… 💫 Whether Anthony Richardson plays faster vs DET’s blitz 💫 How Seattle’s new LB duo handles James Conner 💫 Can CHI’s line—2nd in pass rush win thru week 6 and 30th since—rattle Darnold? 💫 The young Rams DL vs the Eagles dominant OL

My preliminary thoughts on Gladiator 2: I liked it

Talked about my favorite new app on TV today 😎 Hi @tonyreali.bsky.social!

Walking around my house, looking at my phone muttering “don’t love that” over and over

people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙