what can I read that will feel like refilling my health bar. DONT say the once and future king

yeag

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

I wrote a body horror short story about loneliness, gay cannibalism (sort of), and the human relationship to generative AI (sort of). You can read it here for free: www.apexbookcompany.com/a/blog/apex-...

N Tromsø, Norway S Dunedin, New Zealand E Wellington, New Zealand W Eureka, California obscurely unfair that New Zealand takes two top spots. cheating country placement

PETER THIEL: we want to kill everyone. we want slaves. we will scour the earth until nothing can grow THE NEWS: thats his beliefs and we respect that

just in case u feel like doing ur part for the Indian theatre scene this is a friend's project and should be ! very cool chuffed.org/project/1423...

King face-down in the hay the morning after having had too much to drink at the birth of the Christ: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my myrrh

we have to kill the computer

glider in på funktionen med en sån här i varje näve, försöker möta damernas blickar men jag måste titta på mina charkkuber för att lyckas hålla ihop dem

It's time for a new kind of political party - one that belongs to you. Sign up at yourparty.uk.

you know how they elect a pope. can we elect a new Robertson Davies like that. we need him

every so often I think something which IN PRINCIPLE could have been thought at any point in the last century but IN PRACTICE could only have been thought after the existence of Twitter, in this case 'Wyndham Lewis actually short for Wymondham Lewis'

It feels like a big responsibility to have to decide how many vowels there are in this language. Should that be my job? Isn't there some kind of government office I can ask about this?

been sending this to all my friends to explain my job situation

I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

Replying, insanely mad at the original post: I don't think you've considered how hard it would be to catch and subdue a refrigerator that was actually running away from you

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

one of my charming foibles is that I refer to anything that anyone I know named Thomas does as “Thomistics” and I intend to continue

impossible to overstate how sincerely enraging this is

would pay a small monthly subscription never again to hear BRIAN ENO mentioned around me

we need an English word for ‘astaghfirullah’. have never found anything else that so perfectly expresses 1. contempt 2. divine vindication of said contempt. don’t care if this makes me sound like a white guy who listens to a lot of marxism podcasts, they have some good points

Min grej på Bluesky skulle kanske kunna vara memes? Vi testar

You do not have to be good

Guy on my train (no headphones) spent fifteen minutes playing TikToks that are like, Turkish Black Sea tunes, now listening to a Trump speech and nodding every time Trump says “someone is taking advantage of you”. To every type of guy there is a season and a time to every type of guy under heaven

always forget that circle k is not originally swedish and they have it in other countries

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

Never has a crime so obscene been so confessed to, so endlessly, so shamelessly, so proudly

[redacted] holding up a bird-shaped whistle we own: “I think we should call him Harrison Bird Whistle.” I want a refund

As a highly-regarded public intellectual I have just come to Bluesky and found it extremely closed-minded and unreceptive to important new ideas, including the one about what a highly-regarded public intellectual I am. Also nobody with girl names responded to my chats, which were also intellectual.

make me log off, Lord—but not yet!

Hatar alla starterpacks tyvärr. Trevligt med akademiker och journalister men poängen med sociala medier är främst att följa personer som är 50-75% sjuka i huvudet

Hade Pelle Svanslös varit finlandssvensk hade han hetat Pehr Georg Evindh "pepe" af Svanslöös.

sick of never having read Tutunamayanlar but my Turkish is only OK so I'm typing the whole thing up in English just for myself. see you all later, I expect to go completely insane for the next five years

every few months I log on here and its like. Hello. do you want to follow more Priests on this Website. and I'm like. yeah actually I'll follow your priests, website man

are any web sites good now. what are the good sites on the web

reaching personal low point (found myself reading the Wikipedia page for Field (agriculture))

just completely forgot how to spell 'click'. went through 'klikk', 'klick', and 'clic' several times. is this aging, is this the end of the road for me

[redacted] threatening to ‘report’ my knitting ‘magazine’ (pattern book) to the ‘media watchdog’ because it says ‘brushed alpaca’ and there isn’t a picture of a brushed alpaca for him. I have some concerns,

she’s so real for this, I want to be insulted by AS Byatt just ONCE

me: ‘do you know where my toothbrush charger has gotten to,’ [redacted], at once, without pause, tone of man giving extremely obvious information to small child: ‘yeah it’s in the bread bin’