I don't know who needs to hear this but Latimer and Coulter Iowa should just be one town.

@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social FYI

This is my district's special election today. You love to see it 😍

Minnesotans really be out there thinking Albert Lea is a normal name for a town

I'm so glad that Amazon put this AI help on every page. It's so useful to me.

There's something cool and liminal about driving at night in the middle of nowhere through dense fog.

Balataro gets boring pretty fast

I usually just delete these scam friend requests but this one might be fun

It's a whole genre it's beautiful

#1 sign of having a good economy is having 20 minute insane speeches about how good the economy is right?

I asked the Agentic AI we use at work to refactor a piece of code for me and it wrote a powershell script to automate the automation instead of doing it manually...

@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social it's time to start a new playthrough!

Playing Marvel Cosmic Invasion with the 4 year old and she keeps hogging all the x-men characters 😭

Dear restaurants: Please quit putting gross cilantro in otherwise delicious food. Kind regards, Everyone with functioning taste buds

I've been a lot less sure about this since January 2025

Me: Just get dressed and get in the van so you can go to school on time My children:

Driving home from Minneapolis be like

This is at least half of my extended family

I have engaged Tryptophan mode

The older I get the more I get on team Cousin Eddie and the less I am on team Clark Griswold.

Hey Siri, is having 50 different basically unregulated systems better than having one coherent system?

Hey PS5 parental controls can you maybe chill?

Apparently 33 psi is fine on passenger side tires, but absolutely catastrophic on driver side tires

When I encounter a pair of sentient abacuses

Magic claw has no children. His days are free and easy.

9th Anniversary is the GrubHub cookies at 10pm Anniversary

Yes Google that's the exact Starbucks I wanted to go to. Everything about this is perfect, 10/10 no notes.

@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social Idk how interested you were in Final Fantasy Tactics but I will leave this for your consideration

Lid came off my dropper bottle today 😭

Kids when I tell them to get in the bath: No Kids when I tell them to get out of the bath: Believe it or not, also no.

My dog wants my garlic bread even though it is dog poison

MRW people ask me what age twins are

So is Eggman a PhD or an MD? What's his degree in?? Is he even a real doctor?

She's trying to make me sound like the deviant but she's the one who likes cilantro

Sure the world is going to shit but I got a top 3 Daily Dadish time, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

Same

AI is 100% accurate and we should definitely keep putting it in charge of healthcare and government and stuff..

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Some people's kids are super hard working and polite, but mine are way better at swearing than theirs are.

"Ten cars were in the road making Antifas and I saw one of the Antifas and the Antifa looked at me."

Our mortgage servicer just sent an email celebrating our "Loaniversary"

Hey FFT meet your new baby brother

Also @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social we need to buy a vacuum so I can vacuum the inside of this vacuum

How's my day going? Well, I just vacuumed over an elastic couch cover strap.. 😮‍💨 How's yours?

Won a derby race with Vaniel today! Hybtrid pacificas might not be as fast as a derby cars, but they weigh 6000 lbs and can win if you drive like Bowser in Mario Kart. Might end up with some cosmetic damage.

Vaniel is in surgery right now to get a transmission rebuild. Thoughts and Prayers in the comments plz.

New Jubilee Video Features Charlie Kirk vs. 20 Screeching Demons in Hell hard-drive.net/hd/politics/...

My dog very happy to be home from the boarders