"Here is a completely unrelated thing to the incident I am reporting on, but because I lack agency and I fear being powerless, I am going to tell you that this means something. Anything. Because I AM in control." Sure you are. You just keep it up

Alex Jones did not style a Brushstache for this level of tyranny. Oh, who am I kidding. Of course he did.

Only if Empies knew how to be a good father.

After a 4 day bender consuming ancient motivational speaking, I noticed a trend that no one seems to talk about: community monitoring. If you are alone, are your own willful self, and decide that you can do it on your own, you are the reason for gay orgies and women's rights. Weird.

🎶Springtime for Alex Jones in Germany... 🎵

Also very entertaining that I can't post a pic of Alex Jones and his new Brushstach. Good job, Bluesky. Filters work!

I, for one, simply cannot wait for the Brushstaches for Kirk movement that will certainly stem from this. We certainly live in a timeline, don't we...

A bumper crop of potato beans

Apparently it is "lick eyeball" day for the Potat. So excited that someone is back that she can lay on

Why yes, this potato IS a Rockstar. Why do you ask

I'll be waiting for the Inquisition, thank you.

I mean... The statement IS true...

KRVKEN IS KVLT

The heavy potato sigh means that no one loves her and she is forever alone

There is 8 HOURS of Tiktok conspiracy videos just for today that are in the hole. I am not sure even I can tolerate it. So I am watching someone discuss the (backwards) time traveling Jews fighting the (forwards) time traveling Martians to create Atlantis. Classic, basic conspiracy stuff.

Sometimes being a potato is very hard, especially when you are this cute

It is wild how fast the world changes. Can't wait for the German themed meme next!

Warhammer 40k is like astrology I mean, the statement isn't wrong. It's heresy, of course, but it's not wrong

Wow, it seems to be @aotearoabadger.bsky.social day for The Emperor's Memes.

And another one

I'll just leave this here for @aotearoabadger.bsky.social

I'll just leave this here

More like Phoboobs, am I right...? Heh... Heh... I'm so lonely

Waiting for the Warhammer themed sandwich shop to open. Slaaneshi Spaghetti (for the kids!) NOTE: Do not serve to children, do not ask about the meat or the sauce. Do not ask about the silverware. Do not ask about the napkin. RIGHT! Slaaneshi Spaghetti is off the menu!

We are no longer the knights who say Me (me, me, me, me)! We are now the knights who say "Fire-another-non-patriot!" (Me!) Therefore, we must give you a test Firstly, you must find... Another liberal! (Me!) We're about at this level of silly now.

Ah, I never thought I would see the day that the Witch hunts would be back in fashion like this. I am sure granny's soul, which might or might not be in a demonic (free)mason jar would be cackling at the moment. Oh sweet Glorbo, give me the engerny to deal with the dumb.

Well, this is my life now. Spatial reasoning is hard.

"Hi, I am just a humble conspiracy farmer and I just ask humble farming questions like how can all nations agree to not touch Antarctica? What are they all trying to hide from us humble farmers?" You're saying they can't agree on anything other than oppressing you, huh? TikTok Conspiracy? 1/🧵

Those who blame others have a long way to go. Those who blame no one forgot what the assignment was. The answer is always Satan. Because he's cool

"I want to say something!" OH MY GOD KONNAN!

I have never said "God damnit Konnan" more than I have in these last three hours. He is a great wrestler, a great mind, a great podcaster... But man, he CANNOT do commentary.

Man, the Tau really got a celebrity endorsement

Pet the chicken, pet the chicken, pet the chicken

Aggressive potat chomps

Chomp

All hail the mighty orange!

Just the sea of emotion going on over at Twix at the moment. Can't wait for the alien angle and the Tartarian conspiracies to start showing up.

Okay... Who did this...?

Sometimes being an orange is playing life on hard mode.

A hidden potato.

So I have been testing out Koriko for a world building exercise. This is a fantastic journaling solo RPG that is deep and robust. Sure, it is your standard journal system, but even an hour into the session from last night, it's all I am planning for this week.

Okay the latest Havnatt. Goodness, the feels. They always knock it out of the park If you like you some folk with some great female vocals, go check out Lys Natt youtu.be/6jAuF0OH3jw?...

In case anyone was wondering...

There is nothing more depressing than sitting around people your age at a bar while your sober and listening to how innane their lives truly are. "Let me tell you about Dio." I'm almost 50, I know Dio. "Look at the pic of this new charging station in my neighborhood." You're REALLY not helping.

Aggressive minty obsessed potat

"Elon Musk is his own father thanks to witchified Satanic secrets that only South Africans will ever know and that is why you must resist Neurolink!" Oh boy, that's a new one. Another TikTok Conspiracy Rabbit Hole. Joy. 1/🧵

"Were you aware that Katy Perry is the proof that cloning does exist? I simply point at a video and say listen and if you don't understand, it is your fault for not understanding." Oh boy, a weekend of TikTok Conspiracy Theory Rabbitholes Joy. 1/🧵

You know it is going to be a bad day when you have to dip into Tim Tebow's timeline to get a quote to alter as your own. Why has the sentient queso dip that drifts along the edge of the universe forsaken me so?

Sometimes you are the bubbles...

Man, that figure is always so expensive