For some reason, it smells like salty sea air... and your enemies' tears.

[........Bleugh. It feels like it spaced out for a really long time. Like, way too long of a time.]

I’m telling you, you, you, I want your colours too! Want them to shine brighter than the rays of the sun, light em up! The sky's your coloring book!

I’ve had this dream before but now I’m awake, the street is paper and this song’s my paint!

Be what you wanna! Don't let no one stop ya!

I’m glued down here, left to dry, I’m gonna scream!

[It's finished drawing and writing, so now it's.... munching on a singular candy, wrapper and all.] [It's acting really shifty about it, too, like it knows it shouldn't be doing this, but really, who would tell it NOT to eat candy?]

You better stay clear, I'm like a vat of acid, back up! Put on gloves and don't touch!

My hues are pouring, so look out below!

((good morning btw!!

[Having escaped from Crossbones a hot minute ago, they've now taken to... standing outside of the comic book shop and writing down all the ways they can be evil in a notebook.] [Well, actually, that's only half of what they're doing. They're drawing alternate outfits for their boss in the margins.]

((bweh. goodnight all!!!!!!!!

((oh god kikubomb ghkjfdhgkjfds

What is a fax machine? (ˉ▽ˉ；)...

I love it!! I should free up a wall in my study upon which to hang my henchmen's drawings of me...

The darker it is, the brighter I shine.

You wanna come brighten up something? Light up the dark? Ignite the heavens with these hues?

My hues are pouring, so look out below!

Notes on my canvas, the hues of our song!

((blegh. got slightly more done today than i did yesterday. goodnight all!!!!

You better stay clear, I'm like a vat of acid, back up! Put on gloves and don't touch!

I'm gonna play to win, so lock and load!

Hey... how could a chore like this jollify someone, anywho?!

What about fame though? Legions of fans chanting your name... That's priceless!

Hope you know, hope you know, hope you know, you’re dipping your feet in acid! Shower me, shower me, shower me in every new hue you’ve got!

((bweh. turns out the appointment isnt until december. so thats. disappointing. anyways goodnight all, ill try and reply in the morning!!!!

Oh don't you know I'm stubborn, I don't go easy when I want the gold!

I do the things that are freeing to me. Would you abhor the dark if it brought you unending glee?

You don't know the first thing! Clearly we should demonstrate!

A clever fake is just as good as the real thing. Since a fake must work to keep on improving.

I’m glued down here, left to dry, I’m gonna scream!

My hues are pouring, so look out below!

how many times can you photocopy a photocopy before it starts to feel pain?

I bring the thunder, boom! And rain a million hues, a prismatic deluge!

✶ "Chat" I say as I talk to myself ｡

What about fame though? Legions of fans chanting your name... That's priceless!

Look out, I'm coming through! Check out the painting I drew on the canvas of you!

Villains want to fight the establishment and topple the status quo. But they're branded as 'villains' just because they want to change the world.

[noncanon] BORN TO DRY WORLD IS A CANVAS 🎶Paint Em All 121989 I am slime man 410,757,864,530 GALLONS OF FORCE

((blegh. goodnight all!!!!!!!!

((if i ever like ur vent post. thats me sitting down next to u and giving u a sideways hug okay? arm around ur shoulder and stuff. thank u

I was never book smart I’m money smart

so paint it black and take it back, let’s shout it loud and clear!

((morning all!!

Some say it hurts to look, they don't have the vision of an artisan!

What about fame though? Legions of fans chanting your name... That's priceless!

I say that in summer's excitement, the glittering sounds of pop are the be~st!

Visit NYXIE'S PAINT STAND and STAND out from the crowd TODAY!

Shower me, shower me, shower me in every new hue you've got!

I've been training like a Pavlov dog, let my independence out to take a hike! All you gotta do is activate my bell, and I'll fetch ya anything you like!