[HE IS EVIL TO EVERYONE EQUALLY]

Boogiemen please vouch.

OOC : // Proper communication with writers OOC is incredibly important. Whether it's ships, storylines, or linking characters, please just never push something onto someone else and assume that they're okay with it. At least ask first. This is the bare minimum, imo.

I know you're homohpobic.

That dummy. Reminds me of something...

Words to live by.

[ Knows this is about to end with Kount getting his ass kicked ] Okay

Haha! It said my name, kind of.

ALPHYS THE BATS GOT IN AGAIN

I'M NOT GREEDY, DARLING. I JUST WANT ALL YOUR MONEY AND FOR YOU TO DEVOTE YOURSELF TO ME. THAT'S NOT GREEDY.

] is he stupid?

* ( How did he manage to consume this? There's no telling. It kind of just occurs and that's all anyone needs to know. )

] grown ass villain with coat and hat

] there is something wrong iwth him i think

* ( How did he manage to consume this? There's no telling. It kind of just occurs and that's all anyone needs to know. )

HE SPELLED MY NAME WRONG. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS????? RIDICULOUS. (... Also, why does he have hair?)

HE SPELLED MY NAME WRONG. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS????? RIDICULOUS. (... Also, why does he have hair?)

] ok i missed ts!us too bad im playing it again hi guys. twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

... What if this look gets old?

I think I've seen that thing before...

Okay I did not say anything about hurting or killing anyone All I said was you'd be fired.

] i love being able to have him yell at his boogiemen to do something and knowing i have like twelve accounts to potentially obey whatever the fuck he says

BOOGIEMEN. BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MAN

YOU'LL BE JOINING THEM.

The season of spook may have come to an end... but the HORROR LIVES ON!

I hope you BURN! You're going down! This is the last big mistake you EVER make! YOU SUCK! I HATE YOUR GUTS!! But, if there's another project in the future, please keep me in mind. Thank you.

] imagine becoming a henchman for an evil supervillain and then slowly realizing you have to protect your boss's innocence

] is he stupid or something

* ( Immediately realized that he should've said "biological children" but if he says anything now everyone will KNOW that he has an adopted child which is EMBARRASSING so he can't. )

* ( Koffin-K hurriedly hides this drawing safely in his coat and quickly turns away, pretending that there aren't tears welling up in his eyes. )

] HIS GIMMICKS .

✱ The Boogiemen stand at the edge. [ #tsunderswap #underswap #tsus ]

THANK THE ANGEL. GAH. THAT WAS A NIGHTMARE.

* ( Baffling. He stares with wide eyes as the photograph flutters past. ) Wha— WHAT!? HELLO???

] ive gotten like 15 gimmicks on koffin-k's strawpage since he got captured this is killing me . Guys hecant hear you HES IN JAIL

* welp. here it is. * the latest and greatest way to get in contact with crossbones himself. * don't all come clamoring in at once. starlightsaviour.straw.page

JUST MY GHOULISH PRESENCE IS ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CRITTERS SCATTER! ALL THESE FOOLISH PEASANTS WILL BE STUFFED INTO A SILVER PLATTER!

//Photoshopper’s rendition of what @koffinkountdown.ruins.party looks like on Rose’s head. He truly does match her chassis perfectly but also her fuckass handle obscures his vision if ever so slightly

] poor guy doesnt think anyone's coming for him. BTW. just so youre all aware. ❤️

[ OOE ] WAIT. I HATE being left out of things!!! * ( Dramatically flinging his coat off and it flutters to the ground and there's just nothing. And the hat also falls to the ground immediately afterward )

[ OOE ] WAIT. I HATE being left out of things!!! * ( Dramatically flinging his coat off and it flutters to the ground and there's just nothing. And the hat also falls to the ground immediately afterward )

] poor guy doesnt think anyone's coming for him. BTW. just so youre all aware. ❤️

* ( If he had limbs or any sort of body at the moment he would be furiously scampering around in there like some kind of rabid animal but unfortunately he's a hat so he's just on the coat rack really fucking angry )

] if any of you henchman writers are coming up with any plans for koffin-k and / or crossbones do let me know

I Just Want To Make Everyone Smile And If I Become An Evil Villain To Accomplish That Is That Bad?

* ( KOFFIN-K UPDATE: He's still sitting on the coat rack in the punishment shack. )

] the last ask he was able to answer before he got captured and it was "gay" 💔