Honestly, people of Cape Town, this is a play you really, really need to see. Like Succession, but with scarier people and higher stakes. Thoroughly thrilling work from Louis Viljoen and the cast. (At Artscape until 30 May.) @uncleloo.bsky.social @bloots.bsky.social @theatrescenecpt.bsky.social

One of the biggest mistakes by the government was to tolerate and pander to this group. Far right extremist thugs posing as patriots, who should have been clamped down on from day one www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Champions League for Villa. Suspect my other half is suddenly seriously contemplating a hasty move back to Birmingham. #avfc

Love this. Love this a lot. #avfc

Stunning from John McGinn. Any big Villa game, any big moment in recent history, he is always at the centre of it. The goal is sublime, outside the box, bending into the far corner. Of course it is outside the box - it's the theme of Villa's season. Fitting, in many ways. #AVFC

What a lovely Friday night. #avfc

Desperate to see Unai Cam after this game. #avfc

Emery looks like he's died and gone to heaven. #avfc

Are we trying for another 7-2? 😂 #avfc

Bloody hell!!! McGinn! #avfc

Aaaah, so happy for Ollie! #avfc

Please stand, please stand, please stand. #avfc

Ollieeeeeee! #avfc

Rogers, you beautiful man! #avfc

New research shows that more people abandoned Labour because they were too tough on immigration - and because of their support for Israel - than because they were too soft on immigration.

this is extremely funny because "too right wing" is the top answer and "too left wing" is the very bottom answer, like the exact thing that every single person said would happen.

People regularly attempt to murder people with a dangerous weapon and because it's a car it's framed as impatience or annoyance, instead of the deeply dangerous, violent behavior that it is.

Insane dystopian shit here, totally unacceptable. I expect politicians and commentators to be outraged by it, regardless of their opinion of the crimes these people were convicted of.

Watkins gets his goal! Martínez gets his assist! 😅 #avfc

That Watkins offside broke my heart. Thank goodness Barkley finally got a goal, though. #avfc

Every three minutes on Bluesky today: oh that's a delightful name for a town! Dudly-on-Friendton. I see they have voted for the Murdering Orphans party.

Camera going to William during the sensitive bit of Sweet Caroline. 🤣 #avfc

HE'S DONE IT AGAINNNNN! #avfc

Gorgeous, gorgeous McGinn!!! #avfc

Never mind, forgot we've got Buendía-Maradona. 🔥 #avfc

Er, could we borrow Chris Wood for a minute? No reason. #avfc

Emi Buendia. #AVFC

Four minutes after that head injury took a decade to check? #avfc

'They'll be selling Ollie Watkins headbands before you know it.' 😂 #avfc

A little head injury isn't going to stop Ollie! #avfc

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Great. Settled in and ready for Second-Half Villa (TM). #avfc

C'mon, Villa. Against *this* team?? #avfc

Not sure we have enough wine in the house for this, Villa. #avfc

'Holland and her husband Raghib Ahsan have kept the documents from the case and provided Shabana Mahmood’s records to The Dispatch because they are concerned with her recent efforts to restrict migrants’ rights.'

In a development delighting women everywhere, Richard Dawkins discovers he can pester AI instead

This ref's so bad at, among other things, getting out the bloody way. #avfc

Well, that's annoying. #avfc

Holy hell, Martínez; what a save. #avfc

Home affairs has suspended two senior officials after AI 'hallucinations' were found in its new immigration white paper.

I'll admit to being slightly disappointed that His Majesty didn't begin by doing You'll Be Back from Hamilton but it's probably for the best

Enjoying this McGinn element Kane seems to have incorporated in his game. #PSGBAY

> someone tries to kill you in a very public botched effort > everyone hates you 2% more

I'm sorry but I think it's kind of funny that we've all reached "Yeah I guess someone tried to get him again whatever"

Does Emery have a designated blood pressure-checker on standby? #avfc

Hadn't realised it was open season on Cash. #avfc

C'mon, Second-Half-Villa. #avfc

Soooo close, Watkins! #avfc

Soooo close, Rogers! #avfc

Never forget.