Hate when I'm playing a cozy farming game and all the hot people die because I flirted with a sailor who carried smallpox.

I'm in NYC for a panel at comic con today, which is super exciting to be clear. More importantly: THERES SO MANY FOOD OPTIONS, I LOVE THIS CITY!

My Boyfriends Are All Monsters comes out tomorrow!

I close on my house on Friday and I've got a problem Pictured below is my ideal lounge chair. It's got cup holders, ottoman, the works. But it's pink. My office walls are always pink. I can't have pink on pink it won't look right. Do I paint the walls a light purple instead?! This feels blasphemous.

It's come go my attention that Lok fans wanted more art of him to get a better idea of what he looks like. The only commissions I have aside from that comic are some NSFW art from my patreon. I can't really post that here without getting banned, so please enjoy these tasteful crops.

Historian here: “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” ― Theodore Roosevelt

Just made it to DC for the next stop on my tour! Too bad there's currently a filthy geriatric nazi taking up space in there but the architecture of the White House is still cool.

Aliens is on the USA Today Bestseller list! 😭

Courage and honor come in many forms.

A little sneak peek into I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com done by the fabulous Ioana Muresan!!

The early reviews for I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com keep coming in, and they are cracking me up! Have you found a copy out in the wild yet? If so, post a pic so I can see how far this fever dream has traveled!

Happy #NewBookTuesday! We've rounded up 13 of this week's best new #books for you to enjoy across a range of genres, so click below to discover what might be your next favorite read! Includes @kimberlylemming.bsky.social, @alleneskens.bsky.social, @sarahjones.bsky.social, @rebeccaromney.com & more!

Happy pub day to I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped in a Rom-Com by @kimberlylemming.bsky.social! 5⭐—Toto the talking lion + dinosaurs = an instant win. Sci-fi rom-com chaos in the best way! #booksky #bookreview #happypubday

Today's the day!

Day 01 of @loveyallbookfest has been a blast to far and THE @heyashposton was my signing buddy! Talk about a fangirl moment!

Stand with science. Always.

My guest today is @kimberlylemming.bsky.social and we had a TIME. I also found out the origin of her pen name. It's HILARIOUS.

I think my Spotify is having a stroke but you know what? Hell yeah.

Another day of hemming pants for my short ass.

The long wait is finally coming to an end! Aliens hits the shelves on the 18th, and I'm so excited for this unhinged fever dream to be out in the world! Art done by the incredible @caiosantosart

The child marriage crisis affects 12 million girls every year. And there's nothing romantic about that. That's why I'm partnering with VOW for Girls to close the book on child marriage. Won't you join us? 100% of funds raised by this initiative directly support local programs. The link is in my bio.

The way I've just started using THAT TIME I GOT DRUNK AND YEETED A LOVE POTION AT A WEREWOLF as the bar to figure out if my next title is too long. Is it longer than Felix's shadow tentacles? No? We ride.

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

I loath Facebook, but I live for the drama of Black Peopels Pound Cakes. Where else am I gonna see grown adults crash out over a peach cobbler pound cake? I'm asking honestly, I wanna leave meta 🤣

I refilled my bird feeder for the first time in a while since I figured they might not be able to forage much with the cold snap we've been having. It has now devolved into gang violence. Ever see a finch drop kick a cardinal? I have.

I'M GOING ON TOUR!!!!!! We're about a month away until my little alien fever dream hits the shelves, and I'm ready to hit the tour trail along with it! Hope to see you all there!

I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN A ROM-COM hits the shelves next month! In the meantime, make sure you've got your solar powered phone case and plenty of bonnets! There's no light sockets on planet Waffles.

I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN A ROM-COM made the February 2025 Library Reads list! @libraryreads

How about you just answer the question, Google? Writing is hard enough with out all this JUDGEMENT!

I'm writing my draft non linearly for the first time in my life and its such a lawless feeling. Gotta close these time gaps less the literary popo come banging down my door.

I don't make new year resolutions, so this time I'm making a crab boil so I can pretend the pot is a cauldron and I'm a witch threatening to curse the new year if it doesn't give me what I want. Fear me 2025, you odd numbered bitch.

Watching Hot Frosty. This man is 2% thought 98% arm veins.

The new cover version is up on the US Amazon page! (Link in bio) it's not currently hooked up to the ebook, as I have to finagle that with Amazon and that might take a while with Christmas. It should show up in other territories in the coming week, but for now, you can order it if you are in the US.

I don’t think I can ever forgive BEASTARS for being as good as it is. Like...how do I explain this to anyone that walks in the room when I'm watching it? "You don't understand! Yea it's sexed up Zootopia but my brother in Christ the PLOT!"

Mistlefoe is back with a brand new cover from @wingbuffet !!! I'll take down the original cover from Amazon and upload this one on the 17th. So, if you'd still like to add the OG cover to your shelf, you've still got time to do so! That cover will also stay up as a poster on my redbubble shop!

I would like to formally apologize to my people for not just putting an S on the end of my pen name. I'm sorry. Idk why I did this to you.

Went to the ER for food poisoning, and the nurse shot me in the hip with something for the nausea and GODS! Haven't had a shot hurt this bad since the peanut butter shot in boot camp. I'm breaking up with shrimp. It's been fun, but I don't deserve to be dogged out like this. Crustacean full of lies

Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument

Don't just decide to deepclean your house. Take advantage of black Friday deals and get yourself a carpet cleaner. Don't just look up a video when the instructions don't make a lick of sense. Crash out and threaten Cthulhu with bodily harm. Now your couches smell like fresh Spring. ✨️Hoover✨️

Eating better sucks. I miss bacon.

Does a rock ring count as a mushroom circle, or am I about to join the stone fae specifically? Either way, Earth is ghetto. I'm jumping in.

If Tiktok gets banned, what video app are we moving to? Is Vines coming back? I need my dopamine clips.

Starting to think I can only write under the crushing weight of a deadline. That said, this chapter is FLYING!

Well, my week has been made.

Anyone else get into arguments with your dictation software when it goes off the rails? I know I've got an accent. But Dragon, you know damn well I did not say 'duck.' Stop playin games

The call of the doom scroll is all consuming

They must be stopped!