😭 (I know this is your true persona; you can't fool this old bag!) 🤣

Hey Hafercorn, I heard your real name's HaferCUM, because every goddamn time you open your mouth it reeks like somebody nutted in a microwave and called it soup.

😂 “eat salad” while his wife’s got more chins than a Chinese phonebook dipped in butter, and he's so goddamn hairy you'd think Bigfoot fucked a Chia pet. Ok.

Poor Juddburtson99. No interaction. Compare.

I’ve seen that bra before 🤣 PSA:

Looks like @Juddburtson99 aka @GerdMuekow (suspended) hasn't learned his lesson 😕. Sigh! x.com/JuddBurtson9...

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Ayy-yo, see, that sticky brown sludge ain't shit, ain't blood-nah, that's what happens when your anus and cooch melt together into one sloppy, gaping fuck-chute.

Who is this guy in the girdle

Such a sad copycat loser.

Lol. She's dropping poop on her ex for filing a cease and desist restraining order against her. Someone needs to bring out the net. One day, they're going to find her wandering naked in a park somewhere screaming, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM, I'M THE GOVERNOR" while she's slinging her own feces.

His wife MUST wear a diaper to the cutie pool because she's basically a human leak. Neighborhood had to make a whole new rule just for her overflow issues. So sweet, right? Like, imagine being that memorable.

You mean, guy who •needs• a girdle…

Morning everyone.

@sismethy.bsky.social @lavenderhoney.bsky.social Having flashbacks. Guess I’ll be laying of the Gabs for awhile. I can’t be kidnapped again.

Oh she's just floating there like a bloated manatee in a diaper, tits flopping over the pool floaties. Hafercorn probably jerks off into the water so she doesn't starve. When she finally climbs out the chlorine turns pink from all the discharge.

Did he take out his teeth first,?

I have a 10 inch Detroit Dick.

Do you know my friend @sismethy.bsky.social? She’s in Detroit too!

I love it.