<<Lionel Hutz Voice>> "Oh, you thought that said 'CBS News'? No, it says 'See? BS News."

It’s only war crimes if there’s a declared war going on. Otherwise it’s just sparkling atrocities

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Those last two sentences? They apply to everything.

Been saying it since 2016

“Modern conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: there are ingroups that the law protects but doesn’t bind, and there are outgroups which the law binds but doesn’t protect“

Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."

Developing renewable energy projects all throughout the country with great success even in the face of opposition from the current regime.

last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper" anyways, great news! (1/X)

How has Tim Bontemps not started a podcast titled “Laissez Le Bontemps Roulez” send skeet

Which way, America?

What I wouldn’t give for a @jamellebouie.net suggested anthology on the Civil War and Reconstruction - this one will be next up for me at the library

Back when I had facebook, I was witness to a political debate where one party brought a number of highly sourced data points to the discussion. The response from the other party was "Oh yeah? Here are some memes to illustrate why I'm right."

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

N: Cardiff, Wales (51.4837° N) E: Beijing China (116.4074° E) S: Bangalore, India (12.9629° N) W: Kona, HI (155.9962° W)

What are the chances that Tr*mp could accurately define the concept of percentages and describe how they work?

Woowwwww this changed my brain chemistry

The mainstream press are like black bears: annoying scavengers, cowardly, leave you alone if you don’t feed them, flee if you challenge them, but pursue and kill you if you flee.

They're literally doing the meme

Thanks to an *independent* Federal Reserve....

Mao Ze-Don

I think a lot about how in middle school you're taught a "persuasive essay" is eleven paragraphs of boring nerd shit and then in real life pro persuaders just make sure everyone hears the word "Toyotathon" ten thousand times a year

1)all advice is contingent 2)”this is not a contest, it’s a doorway” - Mary Oliver 3)point of life is to pass the time doing things that feel like they matter 4)happiness is a myth - everything comes with trade offs and life is messy - seek contentment 5)contentment comes from Community and purpose

greedy algorithm in a meat suit. people love to pretend there's more to it than that, but honestly, there's less.

Having successfully FA’d, we will now proceed to FO

I called Trump 2016 “the last gasp of the old Confederacy”. Turns out I was too optimistic by an order of magnitude

No, Elon is like the *father* that Trump never quite had