she's just so great Patricia Lockwood Goes Viral www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

the weights part of the gym is like that calvino story about everyone occupying the same atom before the big bang

separate the art the clown from the artist the clown

i'm hearing that some of these people who run hollywood are actually cinephiles

might as well face it you're addicted to drugs

Wolves will only attack you if they're trying to kill you

the philosophical scientist tony meets in the hospital foreshadows the possibility of redemption in early s6; sydney pollack's wife-murdering orderly in early pt 2 of s6 is here to bring johnny sack to hell and guide the viewer along with him

Weird how Marilyn Manson’s lyrics were controversial in the 90s but don’t seem shocking at all anymore:

important that for luthen, cassian, kleya et al every sacrifice is a successful fulfillment of a mission, and for dedra and syril everything they accomplish for the empire personally fucks them over

Folks they're calling it the Pink Opaque, they're saying the worldbuilding is way too scary and way too complicated for kids. I have big guys, muscle guys, four star generals coming to me with tears in their eyes saying Thank you sir for saving us from the man in the moon, he's the big bad

Our NEA grant was canceled. Here’s a letter from our development director about what’s happening.

how did this bar get an advance copy of that new pynchon novel

The Badge Patrol / Police Cops era of filmmaking

in cloudbusting by kate bush when she goes, "bustin' makes me feel good!"

netflix loves to be like we recommend shameless, shameless (uk), shameful (that's the swedish version)

to me it's more like libation day because i'm gonna have a few cold ones

the state of star trek gifs on giphy is a real bummer. reddit guys making geordi say like "you sir are an asshat." i just wanna text a friend like quark holding up a drink or something for god's sake

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reading at this tomorrow

enddei.ed.gov it would be a shame if people trolled this

52 degrees is the coldest temperature

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guy ordering at the bar just said, "let's dive in with a mule"

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trump: the airplane crashed because it was woke msnbc: actually it turns out that YOU're woke mr trump sir

If you don’t know the salacious history of the New Year’s Eve glasses industry, it’s time you found out. 😳 “Over the Years” for the #comixaccountabilityclub Quarterly

nice hat, did reginald "bubbles" cousins sell it to you as part of a sting operation in season 1 of the wire

i knew it was a good idea to not get tested for it

whitney cummings is always so mad at the mainstream media, and i get it-- if not for them, i would have never heard of whitney cummings

Look, Elon's no Hitler-- a Volkswagen is a very reliable car

*at self checkout* hey, look, i got a job! wouldja believe that, me, a regular working joe!

i have gone and done it (made a substack) open.substack.com/pub/natewagg...

the scene in the italy episode where Angie Bonpensiero tells Carmela and Rosalie that she wants to leave BP... absolutely phenomenal

is it possible that some people are pro nerd but do not take into account intelligence or underdog status, they simply see being annoying as a virtue and being socially normal as evil

not if i see you in the funny pages first

just heard an ad that said, "can you imagine looking forward to putting on your deodorant? well what if the deodorant had the incredible fragrance of coconuts"

nobody asked for this | patreon.com/lubchansky

a story i wrote is now ~anthologized~ carcrashcollective.metalabel.com/release-z8zx...

you know what they say, "it's five o'clock sometime"

the main text that guides most american lives more than any bible verse has to be if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best. really any facebook platitude that gives you the right to be horrible. "you have to earn my respect [picture of a minion who is also the police]"

My favorite adverb is plum

*philosophically* i believe it was my mommy who said,

"Drugs are a hell of a drug" - Rick Drugs

Been Down So Long It Looks Like Updog to Me

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