Anyone else wonder what happened to the Epstein files? Asking for a friend . . . .

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Lend Me Your Ear open.substack.com/pub/claytoon... “Dear God. Every accusation is an admission. I had to look it up to see if he really said this. He fucking did. It’s correct.”

as someone born-and-bred, who knows the good and bad of the midwest, minneapolis is the best of us right now.

Thank you, Mr. President.

what if we tried *not* living in a state of perpetual self-induced crisis, has anyone thought of that

Art by Lar DeSouza…

True courage . . . .

No Joy in Cooking open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.

Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center

The Ice Man Go-eth and 3D Skeeter open.substack.com/pub/stevesac... Didn't get his preferred posting . . . .

Trump Replaces Asshole with Alternate Asshole open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... “Anyone who thinks this administration is going to run out of assholes any time soon better think again . . . .”

As they say, history doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme . . . .

She Destroyed Trump open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... A great thing to commemorate!

ICE Pastor and Whirligiggin’ open.substack.com/pub/stevesac... Who would Jesus deport?

Greenland to Build Maximum-Security Prison for Pedophiles open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... Hmmm . . . anyone in mind?

BREAKING: Trump's Mental Fitness in Question After Repeatedly Confusing Iceland with Greenland at Davos open.substack.com/pub/reallyam... Oh, he's losing it . . . .

My dog used to sound like this . . . .

The cruelty is the point . . . .

ICE's tear gas sent a 6-month-old to the hospital, the latest in an alarming pattern www.motherjones.com/politics/202... Yeah, real bad asses. Fuck ice!

substack.com/@thetonymich... Powerful words of truth . . . .

Extremely qualified immunity . . . .

Trump vs Milk 01/14/26 open.substack.com/pub/letsdisc...

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

come on. that's too friendly a cartoon guy to be dissing a cop. that's just somebody on staff who likes to doodle. Could be a lot of different cartoon animals. Cops are such sensitive snowflakes, man.

Trump's Morality open.substack.com/pub/claytoon... "Donald Trump believes he is God, and the only thing he says that controls him is his morals. This should scare the living fuck out of everybody because Donald Trump does not have morals."

new cartoon, on the topic you'd probably guess www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

There Must Be Justice for Renee Good prospect.org/2026/01/12/i... "If the first year of Trump’s second term has proved anything, it is that America’s system of immigration enforcement is utterly beyond saving, with a deeply entrenched culture of lawless brutality."

“Fucking Bitch.” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom... "Renee’s last words were peaceful. They were human. They were a woman trying to keep everyone alive in a moment that was already slipping away from her."

January 8, 2026 open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...

“Homicide.”

George W. Bush Celebrates No Longer Having Launched Dumbest War in U.S. History open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

I just keep getting older and the world just keeps getting worse. I do not like it!

This is what makes me doubt America's moral clarity. Letting a spoiled brat run roughshod over our supposed fabulous Constitution, supported by a political party willing to follow him off the cliff. Sad, bigly sad. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/31/o...

Fuck You Stephen Miller open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom... . . . and the horse you rode in on . . . .

DAMMIT It's Not Alzheimer's! Here's Why It's A Far Worse Nightmare Scenario open.substack.com/pub/frankgeo... Oh dear . . . .

Medals, Madness, and Manufactured Merit: Trump’s FIFA Fever Dream of Faux Glory open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom... A fake prize for a fake peacemaker . . . .

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Convenient!

Trump & Hegseth: Since When is “Kill Everyone” a War Crime? open.substack.com/pub/darrinbe... We are ruled by evil, evil men . . . .

Trump Claims MRI on His Brain Found Nothing www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-clai...

Amazing.

The Goodies open.substack.com/pub/jesspipe...

Public service. So refreshing!