Cartoon by David Horsey.

Republicans on the House Oversight Committee voted for the Epstein records bill. Now they need to follow through. Tell them to press the DOJ to release every record without delay or concealment. Sign here: peoplefor.org/ReleaseTheFiles

fascism, but with fuckwits www.jefftiedrich.com/p/fascism-bu...

Comey prosecutor Lindsey Halligan shits the bed www.jefftiedrich.com/p/comey-pros... "here’s a heartwarming tale of what happens when the dumbfuckiest shit-for-brains ever to crap a diaper in the Oval Bordello tries to persecute a political enemy."

Nobel Peace Prize Committee Says It Takes Points Off if a Candidate Denies People Food www.borowitzreport.com/p/nobel-peac... "The committee tasked with awarding next year’s Nobel Peace Prize will deduct points from any candidate who has denied people food, a Nobel spokesperson announced on Sunday."

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here's today's post: "what the fuck is wrong with this guy?" — Donny can't even pretend to care about helping. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.

Karma!

Also starring Frank Zappa!

How Hardcore is Pee-Wee German? www.borowitzreport.com/p/how-hardco... "So it turns out Stephen Miller isn’t very hardcore. Like his boss, Stephen Miller always chickens out."

here's today's post: "Holy Mike Johnson: useless pantload or terminally-concussed shitwit?" — a day in the life of a shameless lying liar thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Holy Mike Johnson: useless pantload or terminally-concussed shitwit? www.jefftiedrich.com/p/holy-mike-...

fuck your Gatsby party, you tone-deaf fuck www.jefftiedrich.com/p/fuck-your-... "does Donny’s face no longer work properly? is he overcompensating for stroke damage?"

REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”

On No Kings Day, a New America Came to Life www.commondreams.org/opinion/new-...

When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.

Not surprisingly, most of the U.S. tariffs are being paid by American companies and consumers — NOT by foreign exporters.

Cartoon by @claybennett.bsky.social.

* Economy is tanking * Inflation rising * Millions of families losing their SNAP benefits * Health care premiums doubling * Illegal attacks on boats in the Caribbean * ICE agents running amok * National Guard illegally deployed to "war-torn" cities So, of course the ballroom is top priority

none of this shit is popular www.jefftiedrich.com/p/none-of-th... "does any sane person believe any of the fairy tales our government has been spewing about the fishing boats they’ve been blowing up, without providing one scrap of evidence?"

Mike Johnson Has no Comment After Trump Demolishes His Home www.borowitzreport.com/p/mike-johns... Move fast and break stuff, anyone?

This Image Hit Me Like a Ton of Bricks open.substack.com/pub/esven99/... To Trump, nothing is sacred. What a piece of shit . . . .

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SAD TIRED LOSER DONALD TRUMP, WHO NOBODY LIKES, CLAIMS HE "TOOK AWAY FREE SPEECH." GUESS AGAIN, YOU FASCIST NITWIT, THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT WORKS. YOUR FAVORITE WRITER (ME!) EXERCISES HIS FREE SPEECH IN A BEAUTIFUL POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. PLEASE READ IT HERE, THANKS —> bit.ly/4mSP3Ol

I co-starred with Mark Zuckerberg in a new video journal.hitrecord.org/p/i-co-starr...

The face of Evil.

Comey’s Charges Dismissed After Trump’s Handpicked Prosecutor Misspells his Name as “Homey” www.borowitzreport.com/p/comeys-cha...

Bless Dr. Jane Goodall’s Final Message To The World www.thegodpodcast.com/p/bless-dr-j...

I just backed WTF is a Podcast with Marc Maron – The Graphic Novel on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/z2c...

Join us Kristi Noem! 9AM Press Conference at 1930 Beach St

Spot on.

“The greatest good we can do our country is to heal its party divisions and make them one people. To render us again one people, acting as one nation, should be the object of every man really a patriot.”—Thomas Jefferson

Republicans are refusing to extend health care funding — putting 22M at risk of higher premiums, millions more at risk of losing coverage, & hundreds of rural hospitals at risk of closure. Tell Congress: Pass a funding deal NOW - peoplefor.org/StopTheCuts

So, farmers are facing bankruptcies in record numbers, veterans are losing their benefits, inflation is rising, thousands of federal workers are furloughed, healthcare prices are skyrocketing, but... ...by God, the ballroom must be built!

Amen to this . . . .

Tim Walz: "My god, we've got the White House threatening investigations and jail time because an escalator stopped? Walk up the damn stairs!"

RIP Jane Goodall, you were cool as hell for lots of things, but especially for liking this

Exactly right!

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

Trump Rapture open.substack.com/pub/claytoon...

Shitpocalypse Now open.substack.com/pub/claytoon... "Trump is a fascist trying to ban us from pointing out that he’s a fascist."

Trump's partisan double standard for assassinations is chilling Why Trump’s different responses to Charlie Kirk and Melissa Hortman's assassinations matter.

Sorry, Charlie open.substack.com/pub/claytoon...

President Bone Spurs Declares War On Chicago www.thegodpodcast.com/p/president-...