I had a really ambitious and fun cocktail r&d tonight. I'm waiting until tomorrow to share but I think I killed it. Known associates say so

im so excited for tomorrow

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

This is so fucking funny

we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

I think the Ditto Human in Pokopia is the funniest thing I've seen all year and I will be riffing on that idea, thank you very much.

How it started vs how it's going

gotta get chris metzen to voice this one

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate & Alopex DLC Pack (Steam) is $7.65 on GMG XP Offer buff.ly/dlLdVtb #ad $9.29 US eShop buff.ly/vLlPAfr Deck verified

BBC PRESENTER: Kazzummer Keroo. Madgimmer Gahro. Kassugger Itchy-ban. You’ve seen their travails through the Kammerotcho district on your video game console. But you might not know their stories are based on a real organized crime syndicate: the Yackuzzer

wow the shufflemaster is playing magic on game grumps? www.youtube.com/watch?v=SELY...

Jake taking his job seriously

if you loved watching women's hockey at the Olympics, keep up that energy with the PWHL / NCAA. the PWHL resumes on Thursday, with games streaming live on youtube in the United States. schedule here: www.thepwhl.com/en/schedule

instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

Marvel's Wolverine releases Sept 15th, 2026

The CEO of Siemens, a giant manufacturing supplier, flat out told me on Decoder that US factory buildout talk was partially theater, and that anything being built here should be as automated as possible because we don't have the skilled labor supply anyway www.theverge.com/podcast/8752...

official status designation fopr the US mens hockey team has dropped

Team USA gold medal figure skater Amber Glenn rips Magic: The Gathering packs during the 2026 Winter Olympics closing ceremony https://kotaku.com/amber-glenn-mtg-2026-winter-olympics-ceremony-figure-skater-2000673209

As a neutral assessment of the current USA Hockey situation, the problem that the NHL seems to have is that their best shot at market expansion is upper-middle class people who are socially liberal and their player base is leans heavily socially conservative or, at best, apathetic.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

You know it could cost 54 billion less dollars to get the same "care" provided by insurance companies. Imagine what we could do with that 54 billion spent on care

Some heroes wear clocks.

Basic Land but make it actually nostalgic Made by Ron Lecher

yeah we do it because its hard

Some people really have a way with words. Me not have way here Dean with. gamesbeat.com/what-an-xbox...

another gold medal performance

getting a blood test sucks! I dont recommend it! (Your doctor does and you should listen to them and not me)

Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

A cruel angels thesis intensifies

I'm kinda sad this isn't a 29

Low lights: ripe papaya, red dragon fruit, apples, jackfruit, cactus pear, rambutan

Nintendo still makes hanafuda cards (or you can) when visiting the Nintendo museum. I made these and used too much purple paint 🤣

What if we counted every individual medal given out at the Olympics? That means one for each member of a relay team or one for each member of an ice hockey team. USA ends up with 65 golds!

At a pirate bar with a whale skeleton hanging from the ceiling

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

My brother is really funny sometimes

I think gold veneers are pretty tacky but I think in this case he should get them because it would be really funny

I want to hang it right next to this one

I have a special place in my heart for people who have several niche obsessions and manage to combine them all into a Voltron of a unique skill

The silver medal line looks like a funeral. In individual competitions you see all the medalists celebrating on the podium but everyone on team Canada looks like their dog just died

Leaving Binnington out to dry, the full St Louis Blues experience

This is what we in the business call "Spittin Chiclets"

I like this one

Every American: thank God it was a Hughes and not a Tkachuk

Thank God we get a new highlight for the next 46 years