Blistering Arbuckles
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Posting is the method by which you prove your exietence.
I hope the end of the world is slow enough that I can read hilarious ironic posts about it
4 days ago
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When you think about it if a vampire has sex all night that's their whole goddamn day.
5 days ago
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"so basically a trunk is a sturdy and sizeable container" Elephant: "like my nose! 🎺 🎶" "Haha yes exactly!" Human: "and my ASS"
6 days ago
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It's raining cats and dogs🌧️ It's raining, cats and dogs 🌧️🗣️ 😺 🐶 It's reigning cats and dogs 🐶 👑 😺 👑
12 days ago
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nightylamp
12 days ago
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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Fish are the best pets because the only way they can pass judgement on you is by dying
19 days ago
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In 1982 Chris Claremont overheard someone say "Bear in mind" and he immediately wrote the best comic storyline ever or at least a really good one
21 days ago
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In Tintin, the titular Tintin is a reporter but he barely ever writes anything down and also he goes to the moon purely via nepotism. Anyway he's my favourite guy.
about 1 month ago
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I wanted to get over my ex, Cameron, So I read The Decameron. He would have hated it.
about 1 month ago
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"Hello New Guy. I am Sleepyman. You've already met Lady Three. We want to tell you that the world is a big computer." "Who's that?" "That is Mr Secrets. We can trust him completely."
about 2 months ago
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You may not have realized this but "Anime" is actually a straightforward abbreviation of the word "Animorph"
about 2 months ago
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Travelator? Can't I do it now?
about 2 months ago
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Many happy memories of seeing unusual and exciting animals, but today it just hit me what "Zoo" is short for. That's right, "Zooo".
about 2 months ago
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A dream is a wish your heart makes
2 months ago
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JRo
over 2 years ago
im the grungler
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Did anyone ever save Evanescense from that duck?
about 2 years ago
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Trying out AI as a therapist
2 months ago
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Did you know that Goat eyes both swivel and rotate inside their sockets? This is because every part of their anatomy is resistant to order.
4 months ago
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People look at me and say "Jesus Christ!" haha I'm flattered but no
4 months ago
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"It's so hot in June!" "No it isn't it's cold!" The disagreement across hemispheres rages on. But who is in the right? Ultimately this dispute is another Example of polarization in the modern age.
4 months ago
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Tintin jumped off the train again. Sick of this shit
5 months ago
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"It is a Truth universally acknowledged..." That classic opening. But did you know that when Pride and Prejudice was written, Truth Social did not yet exist as a website?? Sometimes books can teach us things we didn't even know yet...
5 months ago
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WWJD well I'll tell you this he wouldn't have rioted or done anything illegal! Anyway I forget what happened in the end
5 months ago
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Mario's first appearance was 44 years ago, which means we've only got a few more years before we can no longer reconcile his apparent and actual age. We are in a singular era.
5 months ago
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*whispered* "let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the -" *Whisper-shouted* "I'm fucking doing it I heard you the first time jesus fuck"
5 months ago
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I am open to learning from my mistakes provided 1. You are very nice to me and 1a. You don't say I'm wrong
5 months ago
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I am forever reliving the day my sister Ruth was killed. On that day I swore revenge on the villains responsible. On that day I was made ruthless.
5 months ago
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Tried out that Toxic Positivity everyone was talking about but it'll never compare to the GOAT Toxic Negativity
5 months ago
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Man if I'd been at the Metre Convention I would've talked at Length
6 months ago
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Once i find the crafting menu things are gonna change around here
6 months ago
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
6 months ago
The cantina band from Star Wars seems even weirder now we know from Andor that the bar could’ve just been playing normal techno
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The snowy Albatross has the largest wingspan among birds at 3.7m. Which when compared with an Airbus A380 (79.8m) is absolutely pathetic. Humans win yet again.
6 months ago
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A gorilla could easily beat a hundred guys in the right circumstances. Like if they were all clones of the same guy and they came one at a time to a construction site with a bunch of barrels.
6 months ago
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If dogs ran a Zoo would they put wolves in it like we do with apes
6 months ago
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If there's one thing I've learned in 11 years of litigation over my self help slogan it's that you too can Add Points To The Scoreboard And Do The Best At That Sport Event
6 months ago
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What would Meryl Streep's Anna Wintour (Miranda Priestly) do in this situation?
6 months ago
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Tammy D gettin' biz on the crop/ Beat-sie boys are known to let the beat drop/ Yeah that's right we didn't do it this time/ We've been practicing rhythm and rhyme/ It's good to hone your skills at work/ We are professionals, not big jerks
7 months ago
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One of the cop cars they use here for like, outreach events has a decal on the side that says "wee woo" and I just don't like the police having access to that kind of juice
7 months ago
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Concreting is just advanced playing with mud
7 months ago
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Anime? I hardly know me!
7 months ago
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If you're reading this then good news: you're not a nerd. Bad news: you got Left Behind.
add a skeleton here at some point
7 months ago
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Lugaru: an affordable car for they who wear the wolf skin cloak.
7 months ago
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Taking mineral supplements for my health at a fancy dinner. A course of two quarts of coarse quartz a course of course.
8 months ago
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Wound care? Give it to me straight, doc
9 months ago
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URGENT. THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF GREAT IMPORTANCE FOR A SPECIAL FELLOW. URGENT. UR A SOPHISTICATED GUY (A GENT) WHO IS CONSIDERATE OF OTHERS. U R GENT.
9 months ago
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They don't brand the animals at the zoo but if you get in there and work fast legally the Capybara would be yours and they couldn't do shit.
9 months ago
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Zoo's open, great cats are just 'Lion' around haha They're loose as a goose hehehe Don't come here lol They'll kill ya
9 months ago
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Our zoo is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 11 months a year. We're way better than the one where animals are in charge. Our staff are friendly and ready to- -hm? Yeah we're not open during The Ravening.
10 months ago
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@ratlimit
10 months ago
I use GPT-4o to ++ my emotional intelligence. Oddly, my #1 breakthru came from a ChatGPT OUTAGE: I scribbled a prompt for later—but was shocked at the emotional ROI of *simply prompting*. Unanswered, open-ended. Now, to reach emotional flow state, I push myself to 'Dry Prompt'.
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Looking for a very tall vet or high empath. Want to know if giraffes are depressed.
10 months ago
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