I just said the single word "because" out loud in an empty house. I have no idea or context why. I walked in on myself having a conversation with myself and I don't know what we were talking about.

Time to fire up the ol' stream again. Tonight at ~8pm ET, we're BACK for @stjudeplaylive.bsky.social! Kicking off the first stream right with Split Fiction, and dragging @taffy.bsky.social back online. Tune in, donate, have fun: Help: t.co/7QUJNy5JoT Watch: t.co/X18N4PtWDo

Once you reach a certain age, people stop getting you birthday cakes. So we make due.

In the end, It was all that remained. It, and our heroes. The final part of Forgotten Paths: The Rot Beneath is LIVE! Ft. @kungfufruitcup.bsky.social 🪭 @baddiestreams.bsky.social 🗡️ & @taffy.bsky.social 📖! Download, listen, share, enjoy! rolladex.com/shows/forgot... Linktr.ee/forgottenpaths

Is there a pornstar who goes by the name Holly Would? Seems like a missed opportunity if not.

The sky begins to turn - and the town is lifted to it. Pt. 3 of Forgotten Paths: The Rot Beneath is LIVE! Ft @kungfufruitcup.bsky.social 🕹️ @baddiestreams.bsky.social 🏃‍♂️ & @taffy.bsky.social 👴! Download, listen, share, enjoy: rolladex.com/shows/forgotten-paths linktr.ee/ForgottenPaths

Something was taken from this place. Now something else comes to fill the void. Pt 2 of Forgotten Paths: The Rot Beneath is LIVE! Ft @kungfufruitcup.bsky.social 🧝‍♀️ @baddiestreams.bsky.social 🗡️& @taffy.bsky.social 🦛! Listen, share, & enjoy! rolladex.com/shows/forgotten-paths linktr.ee/ForgottenPaths

A weather station gone dark. An empty town. An encroaching forest. Our heroes step into the Wyrd. Pt 1 of Forgotten Paths: The Rot Beneath is LIVE! Ft: @kungfufruitcup.bsky.social 🎉 @baddiestreams.bsky.social 💪 & @taffy.bsky.social 🕵️‍♂️, back as Locke! Listen, share, enjoy: linktr.ee/forgottenpaths

I never could have guessed the most difficult job I'd ever have would be convincing musicians to let me give them money that's literally already theirs.

Dark Crosses by Nouveau Arcade is out now. Available everywhere. ⚡️🖤

We’re back. A brief statement on where Ninety9Lives has been (and where it’s going next). Signal restored.

At the stroke of midnight on Jan 1, I retired from content creation to focus full-time on going back into music. Including re-launching my music label (that we purchased back) in 2026. Exciting stuff.

Live on the ground in war-torn Portland, where lawlessness is forcing food and provisions to be brought in by train.

It's always comforting to see @northerniion.bsky.social on the jetway to all my Delta flights.

The Party: @nerdimmersion.com @mylawyerfriend.bsky.social @rayapollo.bsky.social @taffy.bsky.social twitch.tv/CaptainRoBear youtube.com/CaptainRoBear

Perhaps the only upside to 2025 is that gamers are eating GOOD.

The Party: @nerdimmersion.com @mylawyerfriend.bsky.social @rayapollo.bsky.social @taffy.bsky.social twitch.tv/CaptainRoBear youtube.com/CaptainRoBear

Their final roll, their final reckoning. At the end of all things, our heroes face Death itself. The Campaign 2 finale is LIVE! Featuring: @taffy.bsky.social @drakoniques.itch.io @andylunique.bsky.social & @versachiko.bsky.social! Download. Listen. Share. Enjoy the end: linktr.ee/ForgottenPaths

If you post recipes that claim "30 minutes cook time" and then the first instruction is "marinate 24 hours", you should be charged with a crime.

Our heroes come face to face with a familiar face, but can they stomach a deal with a devil? Episode 58 is LIVE! Ft. @taffy.bsky.social, @andylunique.bsky.social, @versachiko.bsky.social, @drakoniques.itch.io, and... @seum.bsky.social!? Download, listen, share, review: linktr.ee/ForgottenPaths

If anyone is wondering what a $10000 box of cardboard looks like...

Friend: I'm gonna recommend you for a creator program. If you're accepted, though, they'll insist you visit India. Me:

Down to the last 5 episodes! Locke discovers his long-forgotten past while Ifeoma and Burnis try to keep Mizuki from trouble. Ep 56 is LIVE! Ft. @andylunique.bsky.social, @drakoniques.itch.io, @taffy.bsky.social, & @versachiko.bsky.social. Download, listen, share, review: linktr.ee/ForgottenPaths

Someone in another streamer's chat told me I had a Fred Flintstone laugh, and that has to be the wildest, most accurate compliment I've ever received.

Our heroes must stop a rogue priest before he recreates a cataclysm on an epic scale. Ep. 53 is LIVE! Ft. @taffy.bsky.social, @versachiko.bsky.social, @andylunique.bsky.social, & @drakoniques.itch.io, w/ GM @mylawyerfriend.bsky.social! Download, listen, share, and enjoy: linktr.ee/ForgottenPaths

So @madrinas.com is hitting us with a summer sale! Not only are they dropping monster discounts, but my code (TAFFY) puts even more savings on top of the sale price! Now's the time to try that refresher or bean or blend you've been eyeing! madrinas.com #ad

To be fair, the antipasto salad is the invitation.

Using this 4th to celebrate my family, friends and washing down the hot dogs with a delicious Juice Force from Voodoo Ranger. #LiveRangerously today, but keep all of your toes and fingers (that's how you hold the beer). @newbelgium.bsky.social #ad

I had a dream last night that Freddy Krueger was my dad. And I was super pissed because he kept killing my friends every time I had a sleepover.

As Omati descends into madness, our heroes push onward to save the city from creeping doom. Ep 50 is LIVE! Ft @drakoniques.itch.io, @versachiko.bsky.social, @taffy.bsky.social, & @andylunique.bsky.social, w/ GM @mylawyerfriend.bsky.social. Download, listen, share & review! linktr.ee/ForgottenPaths

Lucky to catch Vana last night at @thebroadberry.bsky.social along with Nightlife, Daisy Grenade and Honey Revenge. Awesome night, vibes immaculate.

Amidst the shelves of the avian-themed bookstore Tits Tits Tits 2, a surprise awaits our heroes... Ep 48 is LIVE! Ft @andylunique.bsky.social, @taffy.bsky.social, @versachiko.bsky.social, & @drakoniques.itch.io! GM'd by @mylawyerfriend.bsky.social Download, listen, share! linktr.ee/@forgottenpaths

I'm at Indie Week in Manhattan, and a guy at a bar last night said "This is my first time in the United States, and you're the most American thing I've seen so far. Just awesome! I love it!"

The city is in chaos. Marauders & the dead walk the streets. And Mizuki keeps tripping. Ep 47 is LIVE! Ft. @versachiko.bsky.social, @taffy.bsky.social, @andylunique.bsky.social, & @drakoniques.itch.io, w/ GM @mylawyerfriend.bsky.social! Download, listen, share, & review: linktr.ee/ForgottenPaths

Behold! My first bountiful harvest from the new raised bed gardens! Tonight, we feast on radish!

Hey all! Now's the time. For today only, Code: TAFFY gets you 40% off at the @madrinashouse.bsky.social shop. So whether it's the new Rocket Pop seasonal or my own Taffeine (roasted again soon), today's the day to get it! madrinas.com #sponsored

Over $21,000 raised for @stjudeplaylive.bsky.social. Head is shorn, canvas is full, & my heart is full too.💛 Huge thanks to @taffy.bsky.social for partnering with me to make this campaign so incredible, and to every single one of you who donated, shared, or cheered us on. You make the difference.

Sooooo we went ham. $17,978.06 raised for St. Jude between @taffy.bsky.social's subathon and my streams/matching donos. Taffy's paused the timer, but I'm live tonight at 6PM ET with MTG pack rips, Vending Dokan, and more fun! Watch here: twitch.tv/MyLawyerFriend Donate here: tilt.fyi/yAZi8B5gea

My son and his friends are going to school dressed as Batman villains today. Why? Because they felt like it. This kid's courage when it comes to living his best life is enviable.

The sea is still, the fight is won, but below – something stirs, refusing to stay dead. Ep 44 is LIVE! Ft. @dianaoftherose.com, @versachiko.bsky.social, @taffy.bsky.social, @drakoniques.itch.io, & @andylunique.bsky.social! Download, listen, share, & review! All episodes: linktr.ee/forgottenpaths

It's Day 6 of our @stjudeplaylive.bsky.social subathon! Crazy week, and with corpo matching over the next couple days, we're going up at least another $7000! Co-op with @mylawyerfriend.bsky.social (who made sure it was his name on the leaderboard), our communities are crushing. tilt.fyi/yAZi8B5gea

We're on Day Four of the @stjudeplaylive.bsky.social May Subathon with two whole metric days on the clock. Hang out here: twitch.tv/mclaffytaffy or contribute here: tilt.fyi/yAZi8B5gea

🟥 [LIVE] First our Morning Coffee/Gaming chat☕️ • 11AM PT - We then team up with amazing friends @taffy.bsky.social & @bird650.bsky.social to check out @TargonStudios new indie game @playdarkwater #DarkWater Can our submarine survive??! Shared Chat✅ 🔳 #Twitch / #YouTube x TheOnlyRyann

It's that time of year again. We're going live with Day 1 of our @stjudeplaylive.bsky.social May subathon! @mylawyerfriend.bsky.social and I are tackling this together, so you can give money on my stream and make him do gross stuff on his. Win win, honestly. Donate below! tilt.fyi/yAZi8B5gea

The chase ends as our crew catches up to the ship with black sails - adrift at sea, eerily silent, and not alone. Ep 43 is LIVE! Ft. @dianaoftherose.com, @versachiko.bsky.social, @drakoniques.itch.io, @andylunique.bsky.social, & @taffy.bsky.social! Download, listen, share! linktr.ee/forgottenpaths

Rory and I having a totally normal time at the movies. @hcjustin.com

The Party: @nerdimmersion.com @mylawyerfriend.bsky.social @rayapollo.bsky.social @taffy.bsky.social

Our heroes return Singing Falcon (Vampire Sex Club) in search of a mysterious magical orb. Ep 41 is LIVE! ft @versachiko.bsky.social, @drakoniques.itch.io, @taffy.bsky.social, & @andylunique.bsky.social, w/ GM @mylawyerfriend.bsky.social! Download, listen, share, & enjoy: linktr.ee/ForgottenPaths

On their return trip to Omati, our heroes fall into an encounter with an unseen force hounds every footstep. Ep 40 is LIVE! ft. @taffy.bsky.social, @drakoniques.itch.io, @versachiko.bsky.social, & @andylunique.bsky.social! Download, listen, share, & enjoy! 👇 linktr.ee/ForgottenPaths

Our heroes set sail for home aboard the Scarlet Fury, and under the midnight sky sparks begin to fly. Ep 39 is LIVE! Ft. @dianaoftherose.com, @versachiko.bsky.social, @andylunique.bsky.social, @taffy.bsky.social, & @drakoniques.itch.io! Download, listen, share, and ENJOY! linktr.ee/ForgottenPaths