It’s raining cats and dawgs out there

I don’t really know, do I have any mutuals in NYC?

Song of my day youtu.be/7u9vWG7IL0Q?...

I don’t typically see myself reflected in social media until today both of my favorite things were mention. Wand and Sword Season 2 and Big Women.

Oh no. Not doing well about keeping the rage inside today. Lol These people are actually insane!

How they got all that money and Threads runs like ass??

They use to just straight up end folks who would talk like this to the Pope. Current Catholics are weak.

AINT THAT BOUT A BITCH

They will give us everything BUT the game again lmao

My daughter has been asking for weeks to go finishing in the lake behind the house. There are a bunch of neighborhood kids that she sees fishing in it. Today she finally got to learn and she loved it. 😍 (Her baby brother broke the fishing pole like immediately so I had to fix it 😂😭)

If you see your bro that drives the diesel truck out for a walk. Let him be, mans is going through it lmao

Anthony Starr has crushed being Homelander but he will always be my choice for Reverse Flash.

If I start hearing this song in my head and you my opp? It might be a wrap for you. youtu.be/3AtIhuKn2No?...

You gonna setup a blockade on something that was already closed off to you!?

Once we fix all the things that they undone and broken in America I’d love for us to make trains convenient and reliable everywhere.

I have a child that I take to swim lessons on the weekend. Damn look how far we’ve come lmao

This was so damn cool. And VERY motivating to make sure that these dumb fucks can’t take advancements like this away from us.

Okay! NOW we can impeach (AGAIN) and jail him. WOO!

Ight. Now that the fantastic 4 is back I can’t wait to see what powers we all get.

THEY WENT THE FURTHEST ANY HUMANS HAVE EVER BEEN IN SPACE!

My Easter Meat went CRAZY BONUS BRISKET.

For what added value to us the consumer? Nothing? Oh. A price hike should come with additional value. I’m tired of this shit grandpa.

Bring him to me, I’ll beat his ass myself.

Shiiiiiid I might just have a Twitch stream in a week or two.

we’re seeing the art of the deal in real time. It’s ass. thehill.com/policy/energ...

Is Samson white people attempt at Yakuza games?

This just made my whole week.

Script.

The extremes I’m feeling. Seeing humans in space that clearly and that far for the first time EVER and then the dipshit of a president threatening a genocide. And for what?

Man. Sometimes I miss ted drewes custard A LOT.

Look at my Sunday Meat!

So when the Fantastic 4 get back from Space how will the timeline change?

I think I finally got it figured out lol They’re streaming Season 4 of The Boys on The Prime Video Twitch channel! I’ve been working with the Amazon team on this one for a bit and I’m so thankful it’s live before Season 5! AND you can costream it. www.twitch.tv/primevideo

Big tings on de way ✨️

Amazing what taking your meds can do for you, chat lmao

I hate how good I am at having to make small talk with people I do not like. Pisses me off.

lol ✨maybe they're born with it, maybe it's bigotry✨

You know what, Frieza went and earned that Black form because of the absolute ass beating Broly handed out. Never let your haters keep you down LMAO

Netflix if you broke just say so. I’m getting tired of paying for your shit lmao

LMFAO THAT DRUSKI SKIT IS REALITY AND THATS WHY ITS FUNNY 😭

Man. I knew it would happen eventually but of course today a kid hooked his friend fishing in the lake behind the house. What hurt the most, they called me sir while I cut the line 🙃 Kid is okay just scared him a bit. It’s time to start accepting my Unc responsibility and reality. 😭

Had a chance to talk with some high school students about college and career development today. It really reminded me how far I’ve come but also how important it is to take care of the people around you that make you feel safe and why it matters.

Welp. I know what I’m doing tonight.

Breaking: Democrat Emily Gregory has flipped a deep red district in Florida that contains Mar-a-Lago. Trump will now be represented by a Democrat.

Their severance packages better be incredible because what the fuck

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