We wanted to start a giveaway today to bring a little more positivity into the start of this year! As always to enter you just have to be following us, like this post, and repost it! Winner(s) will be drawn on Jan 23rd @ 2PM ET! Must be 18+ to enter and win! Rules next!

Bath time 🥰 Went with a thriller instead. The bath b0mb is Lush sweet pudding. ICYC- It does leave some pink behind, so you'll need to scrub your tub after.

Free anti-ICE whistle with your order on request, i've printed 16 tonight

Woke up feeling pretty down. So today is all about self-care. I made myself some coffee with vanilla cinnamon oat creamer, and a little charcuterie and crawled right back into bed with a cute plushie and squishy. 🌸😺 Once hubby's home I'm going to take a hot bath and listen to smut. 🥰

Thanks so much everyone for drop pickups! ICYMI There’s lots of new toys ready for you. 💜 We are off for the weekend to return Monday to answer messages. #nsfw #dildo #stroker #ftmpacker #fantasytoy #vibe

@alchemistechidna.bsky.social is the one responsible for my love of frog pours so when I see them making them I have to try and grab one I got the frogy riptide ❤️ If a rainbow dart frog pour is made then I'd have to try and get that one too. (rainbow being the colors used on the bones they have)

i’ve been frothing at the mouth over this model since it was announced and i pounced on this cutie tonight! thank you @alchemistechidna.bsky.social for such a fun drop 🦈🌿🩷

Well, Fuck, now I need a 2nd riptide. Drop help is appreciated and if I get him Id be willing to sell my sidon riptide. Im Also cool keeping both but want to give people the chance to buy sidon if they missed him

Drop previews! New toys dropping tomorrow at 9pm EST. Made to Order custom slots have been restocked for Riptide, and the awaited return of medium Oola’s Tongue! Oola’s tongue medium soft Marrow small soft Riptide supersoft Jeremiah Medium Soft

finally got around to taking pictures of my custom riptide and echinus from @alchemistechidna.bsky.social !! absolutely gorgeous, truly couldn’t be happier with how they came out. (thank you so much for the mini squish, too! 😭💕)

Strawberry cheesecakes 🍓 Inspo from @andpixiedust.bsky.social 🍰

Shark sighted! ⚠️ Enter water at your own risk!🦈 Sandbar Shark Riptide by @alchemistechidna.bsky.social

Shark Sunday 🦈🤔 My last toy purchase of 2025, a beautiful Riptide from @alchemistechidna.bsky.social . This model is so gorgeous 😍 Happy to have them in my collection and in a pour that matches my other sharks 🦈🩷🩵. (Group photo later😊)

A couple of froggies on a Monday 🐸

Paw prints 🐾 These critters are dropping this Friday 1/9 at 9pm EST!

🚨NEW YEAR NEW GIVEAWAY🚨 ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE GAVE OUR DERG BOY SOME LOVE SO WE'RE GIVING AWAY A SIGNATURE RYVIAN! JUST LIKE, REPOST AND FOLLOW TO ENTER!

Shark Sunday 🦈🤔 My last toy purchase of 2025, a beautiful Riptide from @alchemistechidna.bsky.social . This model is so gorgeous 😍 Happy to have them in my collection and in a pour that matches my other sharks 🦈🩷🩵. (Group photo later😊)

Giveaway time!! Happy New Years Everyone! Link below for details! Please like, repost and comment for a chance to win!

7 Years! Wow. Help us celebrate our Anniversary! Like, Follow, Repost to enter! Grand Prize: 7 toys, any style or size we offer! Includes MTO! 2nd & 3rd prizes: 2 toys, any style or size we offer! Inventory Only. This will be on all our socials! Good luck! Intl. pays S&H!

probably my two most reached-for toys as we go into 2026 ✨ i wanted to do like a silicone wrapped but i'm feeling properly lazy today

Two handfuls of made to order toys ❤️🐠🦐🦈

Finally starting to feel like myself again after being super sick for 2 weeks. 😭 Still taking it easy tho this New Year's Eve and day. Spending New Year's Eve watching corny feel-good holiday movies. 🩷 How are y'all bringing in the New Year?

Hey everyone, Sadly, I got sick with pneumonia over the holidays. I’m okay! It’s just going to be a bit quiet on my end while I continue to recover and play catch up. Please hang in there while we get out our remaining orders. Hope to be back up and running soon 💕 Happy New Year!

Alrighty, back to the grind! I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday season 💚 Now- what to do with 150+ ready made items that have been wrapped already… but need photos… See anything that makes you melt?

Hey, just wanted to let people know if ever you don't have someone to tag for a giveaway post feel free to tag me. I don't mind at all. 😊

🥳GIVEAWAY TIME🥳 Thank you for your love and support 💖 Good luck everyone 🤗

2025 silicone wrapped ✨ thanks to all the beautiful makers and friends who helped me grow my collection this year ❤️ toys by; @bardtoys.bsky.social @bad-dragon.com @pfcreations.bsky.social @pleasureforge.bsky.social @flirtydawg.bsky.social @xenocatartifacts.bsky.social

😮‍💨 I think that's everything except my Riptide MTO. 🥰 #2025siliconewrapped @alchemistechidna.bsky.social @colorfulcook.bsky.social @howlinghorrors.bsky.social @pfcreations.bsky.social @hodge-podge.bsky.social @wickedhunt.bsky.social Organic robot

How about another model release? Meet Merry the Fae steed with floral elements and a general vibe inspired by carousel horses! Dm if interested, likes and reposts are super appreciated! #dongdesigns

Custom Riptide Shark packer 🦈 New slots have been restocked!

My new packer from @alchemistechidna.bsky.social arrived today and he's so pretty and bold. He is also very wide and I'm glad I didn't get one of the 00-30 from the drop bc he needs to easily fold to pack with. I'll try and remember to give info on long term packing with him since he's so unique

Thank you so much everyone for a lovely drop! This will be our last one until Feb. We’re going to be finishing up our existing MTO and focus on some master/molds for existing and new models 🥰 I really appreciate everyone’s patience, kindness, and support. It means so much. Happy holidays everyone!

A little less than an hour until drop time!

Pastel rainbow Riptide 🦈 A Made to Order custom! 🩷💛💚💙

I got impatient and opened my Halloween MTO early. I’m glad I did! It’s so beautiful, thank you @pfcreations.bsky.social !!

Hate to do this guys, but we’re going to have to postpone until the 16th at 7pm EST to give us enough time to fix the issues with the site. Thank you for your patience! See you Tuesday!

A supersoft wiggly Sidon themed Kariss ❤️🦐 Thanks everyone for the love for Riptide and drop pickups! We’ve added one more custom slots for Riptide, these will be restocked as we complete orders. Reminder we do combine shipping if you’d like any add-ons before your order is packed up.

Dreamies do come true. 🥹💜🩷🧡🤍🌿🤖 I've been after this organic robots model for years! I am so thankful for second-hand sales. 🥺🫶🏾

Riptide, and other new pours are loaded in the shop! 🦈

New things loading up for drop tonight at 9pm EST. Check out all these pretty new colors ❤️💙🖤💖 #dildo #insertable #fantasytoy #packer #penetrable #sleeve #grinder #nsfwtoy

Hyped for @alchemistechidna.bsky.social Riptide the shark tomorrow 🔥 (been brushing up on digital painting)

Anyone up for helping me grab one of these packers tomorrow? which one I want most depends on firmness as I ONLY use 00-20 packers since anything firmer hurts my leg pits My no buy does not apply to packers unless I legit have no extra money.

Riptide the shark packer drops tomorrow! Like many of our toys, this new sculpt can be used in a variety of ways to play, with free shafts for insertion, or use as a stim grinder In 0020 supersoft firmness the fins are thin and flexible for folding during packing. YMMV for wear comfort.

Bath time! Washing up all the new pretties. 🦈💙

lensdump.com/a/LzSUm I am going through a -touch- of financial trouble for the holidays[ba humbug] and would like to once again let people know I have A FEW 2D designs still up for grabs ^^ My lovely partner Smoll will model them for you if you do not want to do so yourself, send me a DM!

Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway! Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour! Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter! Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET! Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!

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Shark prince 🦈❤️ coming to our next drop, 12/13 🦈

The Riptide packer 🦈 is ready to roll for our next drop, 12/12 at 9pm EST! Don’t miss our Black Friday sale, running through Monday! 35% OFF EVERYTHING Premade 20% OFF CUSTOMS (This promo pour is heading to @ranyjvlek.bsky.social)

IT'S GIVEAWAY TIME! For Black Friday we're giving away 1 Medium Uthur and 1 Large Uthur's Tongue in lovely NearClear 31 with starry inclusions! You'll need to repost and reply to THIS post, but be sure to read all the rules before entering! Winners drawn noon CST on Friday 11/28! Read on!