y’all are way too comfortable advocating for eugenics sometimes

katseyes unreleased song eats idc

idk how people can publicly be mothers online if i had even one single stranger call me “mama” unprompted i’d have to kill them

why the FOQ do fire stones have to be so difficult to acquire in pokemon soul silver…. I just want to evolve my damn vulpix wdym i have to wait for some fuckin kid to call me and inform me that he’s found a fire stone for me ????? Or i can wait until AFTER I BEAT THE GAME to get one???? Bitch

Upon rewatching the Fosters for the first time since I was a teenager I think Brandon should be put in the pit of despair

God bless the hands that helped this hamburger

every day i have to tamp down the feral dog in my head that wants to start biting people being condescending or annoying towards my gf online

took my adhd meds today and spent 3 hours detangling yarn 💔

at what point am i allowed to fistfight my girlfriend’s parents

officially surpassed 100% in hollow knight. working on the pantheons now. this game fucking rules

if i had a nickel every time a beloved indie game got a sequel many many years after its initial release while i was in the middle of playing it extremely late to the game i would have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s crazy that it’s happened twice

SILKSONG RELEASE DATE??????

Me and my gf isolating ourselves from society and making things out of yarn when our periods are synced up

i’ve been bedbound pretty heavily for the better part of the last few months so naturally im balls deep in hollow knight (75% completion rn)

ranting and raving about lesbianism via voice memo rn

my girlfriend is crying over baby eaglets rn

im begging you all to read the fucking article that says that the supreme court has been asked to consider striking down marriage equality

i do not understand how people get by in this world without knowing how to research online

i am 100% judging irls for going to fierte mtl events bc wdym u have 0 moral backbone

practicing FAFO with my mason jar of weed

my day has been ruined finding out about the v*vziep*p homestuck show

Blessed be the poot

Hopping on pisscord to watch your stream

I missed seeing ass all because of the Bible

Thy two breasts are like two young roes That are twins which feed among the lilies

the chances of hearing porn from the bible when in conversation with @emhahee.bsky.social and @khaosguillotine.bsky.social is low but never 0

i should be allowed to bite people

the amount of people telling my girlfriend that she surely must be bi because she made a joke about seaweed from hairspray being hot is unreasonably incensing me

keep getting community guidelines violations on tiktok for threatening to bite people that are being annoying in my gfs comments :/

wow there’s a whole lot of anger in my little boy heart today

i’m sick of miserable tortured artist types stay away from me please. if ur not doing anything to exert any agency in your life and instead just complain about how miserable you are 24/7 stay the fuck back🤺🤺🤺

idk whats in the air lately but can people please stop being freaks towards me my little boy heart can’t take it anymore

If I had a penis I would never have a boner because that’s a sin

that poot woman

solo queue salmon run is almost unplayable i’m in hell 💔💔🥀🥀

thomas edison is the ronald reagan of the entertainment industry

YOU’RE AN EXTREMELY ODD INDIVIDUAL AND I NEVER WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN

Voting for best boy on love island feels like trying to decide between a fart and a toot

I enjoy taking my meds and playing splatoon until they hit cause i am acutely aware of when they arrive due to my newfound ability to rly lock in

What level of lesbianism is drawing me and @melonangel.bsky.social and their cat as Steven universe characters

I’m sick so i purchased a “hot shot” (ginger, cayenne, tumeric, lemon juice) and i do think it will do my sickness good but god at what cost. This shit tastes like straight ass

officially in a long distance relationship (I’m six inches taller than them)

just saw a picture of one of my ex boyfriends and i’m pretty sure i have unintentionally cast some sort of glamour spell that has transferred any level of attractiveness he may have had to me

actually so homophobic that my gf cannot come live with me immediately

@melonangel.bsky.social and I posting about our relationship knowing two grown men are actively crying about us to the therapists they only started seeing in the first place because of an ultimatum from a woman they made miserable

yelled at a man for being creepy towards me and my gf yesterday and it was cathartic but also extremely rage inducing because he kept insisting he did not feel he was being creepy while me and my friends kept yelling that he was creepy and to leave us the fuck alone

experiencemaxxed this weekend and i am Wiped

i am now the proud fucking owner of a miffy baggu i am so pleased

nothing like entering a bookstore, having that crisp booksmell enter your nostrils, and immediately having to take a shit

our waiter at jimmy buffets margaritaville told us we were easy customers. we’re going to get a good grade in getting drunk at margaritaville