Anyone need a writerer? (ME).

Second night this week the US ambassador's residence has been terrorising the dogs of Dublin 7 and beyond with their f***ing fireworks. I'm trying very hard not to be racist.

Peak Stoneybatter.

All I know about Paraguay is capybaras and Eliza Lynch.

Not to be a nit-picker but I would feel easier using Palestine Cola as an alternative to Coca Cola products if yer man wasn't using the official instagram to like Saoradh's gloating posts in the wake of the acquittal verdict yesterday

King Midas in Reverse. Everything he touches turns to shit.

It's congealed already (whatever it is). And it's only 8.30. #supervalu

Donaldson had very catholic tastes.

What we need is a good recession. www.irishtimes.com/life-style/p...

We have finally found the bottom.

Wetherspoons in Blanchardstown was doing a roaring trade earlier with thirsty revellers slaking their thirst. They'll be keeping the Gardai busy before the night is out.

Diversity hire

Told in restaurant in France at 13.10 "Terminé". Not uncommon.

Can nobody in Dublin City Council write clear English? "Maximum temperatures in excess of 27°C combined with night-time minima in excess of 15°C expected."

Man outside bar in blazing French sun spraying his elderly collie's face with Evian Mist.

"Speakeasy" and "dive bar" give me the pip.

The Bleeding-Heart Pigeon. A new one on me.

Does he not have anyone to tell him to give it a rest?

Why does Kingfishr contain no "e"?

"You may like."

Has nobody in @irishtimes.com heard of Madison Square Gardens? At least they've corrected it from this morning "New York's Garden". One despairs.

@aodhbc.bsky.social Forever Home alert.

I am not a violent man but Botanic Gardens isn't that far from me and I could do with the exercise

Trouble in Paradise. Michael Healy-Rae ally says he could not canvass for Danny after brothers’ split share.google/iEuvP6XQx2Vy...

We must be the only country in the world where bouncers have asked customers what Shakespeare play was on their Leaving to calculate if the age on their ID is valid. Why are we like this? jrnl.ie/7061624

2 tix for David Byrne St Annes park 7/6/26 Front standing Reduced to €80 each #speirgorm #ticketfairy secure.ticketmaster.ie/rs/180063567...

Fintan must have been out of his mind agreeing to be interrogated by Liveline listeners.

According to the Irish Times, the poetry of Emily Bishop was on the Leaving Cert paper today.

Pick up a delicious deli lunch at @supervaluireland.bsky.social #supervalu

I didn't realise until recently that there's more than me that interprets a positive review by Lucy Mangan as a red flag.

Gift for the teacher.

@irishrail.bsky.social Someone has urinated in the lift at Broombridge.

This story, about Lidl opening its first in-store pub (!), reminds me of the peculiarity of Northern Ireland’s licensing laws: there are a fixed number of pub licences in NI, so if you want to open a pub, you have to close another one (or get someone else to close theirs and sell you the licence).

Enjoying my vertically-harvested komatsuna from M&S.

Dublin Ireland #Dublin #streetphotography #photography

Mary Fitzpatrick must be delighted.

Is that beside Molly Malone?

Whatever did newspapers fill their pages with before the Workplace Relations Commission? The gift that keeps on giving.

This one passed me by. www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/regiona...

Always happy to be reminded of this piece of genius

@dubcitycouncil.bsky.social is this a permanent fixture?

An interesting manifesto @electionlit.bsky.social

Private equity vanity project vs genocidal petrostate sportswashing.

Is Chelsea v Man City the equivalent of Cork v England?

Like pigs in sh!te.

They've been pulling this hoary old chestnut for about 40 years now.

Have bike sheds become the new immersion heater/all-day breakfast roll? Very lazy.