I can feel the urge coming on to visit Woodies and buy an axe.

I wonder how much Trump would give us for Cork.

Sounds awesome 💪

The Great Hunger board game. on #liveline as we speak. Making a feast out of the Famine. 💸 💵 💲

Sometimes I borrow books I already have at the library so I have a deadline to read them

Nonfiction books coming in 2026: Among promising titles are a book about France’s dark side and Jon Ronson’s exploration of multimillionaires searching for meaning in New England; plus new books by Katriona O’Sullivan, Rory Carroll and Sally Hayden www.irishtimes.com/culture/book...

Ah, HERE! #marksandspencer

Who is that idiot on Radio 1?

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Happy New Year to me.

I've reached that age where I carry Rennies around in my bag.

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

And, because I know money is tight after Christmas, I want you not to worry if you have no accessories. Just go for a cream sweatercoat and grab a nearby live hen. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Is it just me?

Ozzy must be turning in his grave. Paranoid by Laza Bossa www.shazam.com/track/698922...

Great to get a break away from Irish weather over the Christmas.

Mens toilets in a terrible Italian restaurant.

Has nobody applied the Peruvian guano test?

It took me a minute to figure out what Garret FitzGerald was doing on a plane with Epstein. #ShouldHaveGoneToSpecsavers

The world is divided into those whose social standing would be enhanced by possession of The Tote Bag by Marc Jacobs, and those whose social standing would be diminished by possession of The Tote Bag by Marc Jacobs

I wonder how many of these they sell.

Doing The Onion out of business. At State Dept., a Typeface Falls Victim in the War Against Woke - The New York Times share.google/1R9R5jLddKZe...

And you thought you couldn't have less respect for FIFA?

Mangling the headlines again.

I'm sure you've seen this @jsweetabix.bsky.social

I chose a bad day to go into the office. I'd say it'll take me three hours to get home tonight. #SlavaUkraini

The landlord sounds like an absolute lunatic. Student awarded €7,000 over ‘incessant’ landlord demands and charge for using dining table www.irishtimes.com/ireland/hous...

@aodhbc.bsky.social Just watching Sandi Toksvig now. Lanie Goodman is the woman she was talking to in Hyères, www.irishtimes.com/life-style/p...

It's such a great shop and cafe. Dublin's oldest independent bookshop. @booksupstairs.bsky.social

Bitta culture to get you out of the house. @aodhbc.bsky.social

Das Kapitalismus. Irish Communist Party earns over €200,000 from books and merch sales www.irishtimes.com/politics/202...

Absolute scrotes.

I should have stayed at home.

A queue of about 200 people waiting to get into the new tat shop on Mary Street.

If you ever see one of these, buy it. It just came in useful. I removed something the size of a large mouse from my shower drain.

Child on the Luas called Elon. God love him.

I've got a man in to clean the oven. He asked me if I wanted to take a photo of it in its current "before" state. I took that as a criticism.

Trump has obviously been taking lessons from Mick Wallace. www.irishtimes.com/news/wallace...

Ranelagh. If it happened up my way, it would probably involve an XL bully. www.irishtimes.com/crime-law/co...

"The Ivy Asia" on Dawson Street is even tackier than the original. Who would have thought it possible?

Do not approach the gulls.

4.00am and loads of people are drinking dirty big pints at the airport. When did I become so old?

Is it too early to change my profile to "Bah! Humbug"?

Perils of the sea with Philip Boucher Hayes currently on Radio Jellyfish Eireann.

Anyone who can say bialy, gnocchi, ggultteok, or terroir can pronounce Mamdani correctly.

I hope I never have the misfortune of running into that ghastly woman skulking around Tesco and "calling them out" in hushed tones like Alan Whicker.

I'd be curious to know how many copies of Private Eye M&S Liffey Valley shifts every fortnight. If it's still fortnightly. @aodhbc.bsky.social

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