Why am I smelling mashed potatoes? Is this heaven?

Can he at least do something useful like an executive order banning toilet paper without perforations?

The Pixies are a summer band, no, I won’t elaborate.

I love that John Oliver lives rent free in JKRs head😹

Bumpity bump bump FDT

"The '3.5% rule': How a small minority can change the world" The article, along with extra links, is in this Bluesky thread. Tap above the 'article pic' and scroll ⏬

She’s so sweet when she wants to be🖤

A world without Trans people has never existed, and it never will. More than visibility, we need safety 🏳️‍⚧️

#applemusic needs to stop playing Michael Graves era Misfits, fuck that nazi…and WTF is that shirt from the LA show Danzig?!

Poor little guy lost 3 legs on 1 side, little baby is using his pedipalp on that side to help get around. He’s cruising around and hunting for food, so I’m hoping he’ll force a molt quickly to get back to 8 leggies🖤🕷️ #jumpingspider #spoodmom

Trump defeated again and has caved to Canada as the Prime Minster confirms the old relationship with the US is over. 24 hours later Trump groveled to Canada via a tweet where he stopped calling it the 51st state or referring to the PM as the governor. #cdnpoli www.bbc.com/news/article...

Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.

That moment when you realize why you identified so hard with Joon in Benny & Joon… #actuallyautistic #audhd #fuck

Who the fuck is blasting Counting Crows in the LBC at 1:12am? Gotta be a yt man…

there really needs to be real, ACTUAL consequences for public officials that are caught lying or spreading disinformation.

MAGA dorks announcing that they’re “leaving because you got political” makes me viscerally horny

Two, Seventeen, and Nineteen.

Also a reminder that local/small businesses are not part of the boycott! Support your local businesses and artists today. Also that NEEDS take priority too. (Buy your meds, please!) This is about changing your mindset for life, about aligning in practice with how you see yourself as a person.

New, from @pamherd.bsky.social & I: Trump said "Social Security would not be touched." Now the Trump admin proposes a 50% cut in Social Security employees. This will absolutely gut SSA's ability to serve everyone who depends on the program - which is everyone. 🧵 open.substack.com/pub/donmoyni...

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Happy Economic Blackout Day!

Don’t buy today. Give the greedheads a taste of their own medicine.

I did my part😹

New from 404 Media: a Musk ally has demanded administrative access to Notify.gov, a system that lets the government text the public. The access would give them large swathes of the publics' personal data too. A worker has resigned in protest rather than give access www.404media.co/musk-ally-de...

Proof of life…and tiddies #horrorbabe #bigtiddygothgf #LBC

Can SoCal catch a fucking break?! #earthquake #lbc

Spotted in New York. #3E

STG this asshole comes for my phone and tries to put my neurospicy ass on a farm in the sun he gonna wish that brainworm had finished him…

The year is 2026 A.D. Jimmy Fallon just ate the last egg cooked by Gordon Ramsey in a Amazon sponsored TV special. It’s day 37 of martial law. Dem politicians keep txting you begging to sign up for X, the everything app, only legal way to donate to midterm camapigns (subject to 69% processing fee).

I’m so sorry Elisa😔

Elon Musk’s staffers have gained access to the computer systems at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), claiming to use that access to search for programs and staff linked to diversity policies.

The CIA and FBI are evil organizations responsible for incomprehensible misery domestically and abroad and if they can’t deploy some of that evil to save their own skins one wonders what the point of it all was

Hey Elon choke on a Lego

Oh nothing, the kid who Elon allowed to access our sensitive information was a eugenicist who "was racist before it was cool."

Musk’s staffers fanned out across several agencies today, sending representatives to the Atlanta headquarters of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and meeting with the Labor Department to seek access to sensitive data.

Remember when @theonion.com was satire? Fun times…fun times…

Fave lyrics by my fave band written by their singer🖤🤘🏻 #calabrese

Unholy mother of fuck🙀 @paranormalhunter.bsky.social it’s just gets worse #neilgaiman www.vulture.com/article/neil...

WIRED is tracking numerous reports of Musk-related shenanigans across the federal govt. We're looking for fed employees open to discussing the activity they're seeing or to help confirm other reports. Anonymity offered. Please use @signal.org (contact dell.3030). Do not use work networks/devices.

The fucking Onion😹😹😹

Wow, #frontierairlines didn’t even fight me, just gave me a refund within 24hrs. That HAS to be some kind of record…

Sharing to read… also @paranormalhunter.bsky.social @smylex.bsky.social

@feralimmunesystem.bsky.social watch🖤🖤🖤 youtu.be/Ha231HJuWiU?...

Matty strikes with another total fucking BOP!

Watching Hannibal: does Julianne Moore’s portrayal of Starling strike anyone else as autistic? #actuallyautistic

Vacation mode🤘🏻 seeing my fave band twice this weekend & I couldn’t be happier 🖤

This is the little guy I helped with a mismolt a couple nights ago. He somehow removed the bad leggie and is currently doing well and had his first hunt/meal after his molt & leggie amputation. #spood #spoodmom #jumpingspider #phidippusaudax