Still here

I think I may be pregnant. This morning I was craving chicken fries, and now I want some bomb ass sancocho.

It's 9:54 am, why am I craving Burger King's chicken fries?

Lol Spike Lee is courtside wearing a Knicks jersey with “Pope Leo” on the back #NBAsky

Feel how you feel about Cory Booker @corybooker.com @booker.senate.gov he said absolutely nothing wrong in this clip

This week, try to speak to yourself better. Treat yourself with kindness, give yourself grace. Be softer with yourself. 💛

Today deadass feels like a day to be in a hoodie and draws on the couch. And not move from there whatsoever. 🫤

Co-Signed Respectfully, Management

We back to wearing layers again after the heat wave 48 hours ago lol

Pay attention to how people treat you in private vs how they treat you in public.

The older you get the longer it takes to recover from a high of debauchery. 😩

Who up ?

Morning Run ✨

Suns out thighs out! Anyone in need of a two piece combo?!

It’s finna be 80 degrees. Oh bet, finna wear some hoochie shorts to the barbershop. 🫦 finna be a WHORE!

Finland 🇫🇮 is testing a way to transmit electricity wireless

Jim Jordan is commenting on Eric Swalwell's sexual misconduct allegations. Jordan was assistant wrestling coach at Ohio State while team doctor Richard Strauss sexually abused at least 177 athletes. Multiple wrestlers testified under oath they told Jordan. He did nothing. He was never charged.

Someone said, this world is so boring; we don’t have mermaids, werewolves, vampires or other mystical creatures. Someone replied and said, yall can’t even handle people with different skin colors 🫢 I was gagged

Hey Friends, I need to take a mental health break. But I am back! What's going on with Hump Day?!

The way these people have me working today!! I have nothinggggggg or whatever Whitney Houston said!

The New York Knicks play basketball today...for the final regular season game of the year. What a journey it's been—Rejoice or stress accordingly 🫡 Then ready yourself for war 😤😈 #knicks #nba

Send them my way… if you feel comfortable

Update: alright I’m going for bath time. Send prayers!

Update: after one margarita and chicken tenders/fries we are home and I’m tired yet he wants to play some more.

Update: Made me buy him a Coke just so he could recite the Coca Cola commercial with it in hand.

Update: I said one toy and he just laughed at me.

Acts of Kindness day so my choice of the many volunteer options was to cook for those in need #CocinandoConArmando

Update: we had waffles bacon and strawberries for breakfast. And now he wants Chic Fil A (homophobic chicken) 😩

Babysitting for the next three days. Pray for me. I woke up today with a foot on my face 😭😅

BREAKING: The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down off the coast of San Diego after a history-making journey around the moon. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/4voPKEg

HOUSTON (AP) — Artemis II’s astronauts return to Earth, ending a record-breaking trip around the moon with a splashdown in the Pacific.

it was a workout. was it good?! meh 🫤

I forgot to turn on my workout on my Apple Watch. 😩 Now I feel like the workout doesn’t count..

Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like.

Wore a thong all day yesterday, when I finally took it off, I gave it the strongest sniff and now I understand the underwear sniffing girlies. 😮‍💨

Yall this edible beating my ass. 😩 Send help…. I mean nudes!

This is either a cover up for something thats about to come out or the beginning of her taking him down from the inside!

Hola Buenas, taking advantage of the sun since winter seems to wanna stick around forever. ☀️✨

I got up to go to the gym and body said No. Had to lay it back down. 🥺

Somebody took a book from my little free library already 🥹

That's for sure. He is definitely not American citizens first.

Lately we been on the same page alot! 1000% Agreed!

Nature is truly something amazing. This seems right out of an alien movie!

That's because it was among the best. That meta stuff was absolutely bonkers and endlessly entertaining. Tatiana Maslany is a diamond wherever she shows up. As per usual, 'fans' hated it because it wasn't more of the same. I mean, she even breaks the fourth wall at one point to address just that 😂

Just wanted to remind folks, especially the GOP and the FDD, that Barack Obama’s 2015 nuclear deal didn’t give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz or allow it to keep 60% enriched uranium. It sent $1.7 billion to Iran versus the tens of billions Iran will now make from tolls. 🤷🏽‍♂️

That’s how we find out Tahj is just like Tamera and he like the yts

Iran posted this. What a humiliation for Trump.

Prime Minister of Spain Pedro Sánchez: “The Government of Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they show up with a bucket.” 🍿

My cartoon for Thursday's Metro