I blame George W Bush. Clearly some kids were left behind. 😑

Making jokes about homeless people panhandling with their cashapp name on a sign is not funny to me. Bitch they’re keeping up with the times now send them $1 or get tf on.

These idiots attacked Iran without thinking about all the Americans in the area and now they are scrambling telling people to get out with NO WAY OUT. SMH. 🤦🏽‍♂️

An all cardio gym session 😓. I’m drenched in sweat and currently laying on the floor.

You’re trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?

No weapons formed against me shall proper. Why this guy spent an HOUR & A Half pacing around the gym yelling on speaker. 😑 Thank God for noise cancellation headphones.

Buenos Días ☀️. Make today a good one!!

Election Day is here, y’all!!! Polls are open until 7PM tonight. Vote anywhere across both Harris and Fort Bend Counties. To find a poll near you, visit harrisvotes.com or fortbendvotes.org 🗳️

It’s only Tuesday. ☕️

Cruelty is the point with this administration. Cruelty is the mf point.

New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

Hey Siri play “I’ll Make A Man Out of You” 🏋🏽‍♀️

2/26 Hey Siri play… 😅

Buenos Días ☀️ Mi Gente

Made it back. Now my mind is simply on doing a Sunday reset and possibly calling out tomorrow. 😅

I guess I have to go back to Trumps America 🥲. Leaving DR truly be breaking my heart.

Why am I drinking in the side of the ocean in DR ?! Do I have to go back to Trumps America ?

Everytime I open this app, it’s a meat market 😮‍💨

forecast: more snow Me: let me catch this flight.

This is heartbreaking😓 thinking of Mary and her family. #RHOSLC

I made it to the office, now I have to actually do work.

The State of the Union …🔻

Bruh, I am finna fight Mother Nature. Because why?!

Up early going to the gym and I look outside … why is it snowing AGAIN. 😑

Breaking MS NOW: Agents with the FBI's elite evidence response team were delayed in reaching the scene of a mass shooting at Brown U. in December because there was no FBI plane available. Kash Patel was in south Florida at the time with one of the FBI's two available jets.

Today I ran with Apple Fitness and didn’t die. A win is a win. 😅

As the great @theregoterry.bsky.social once said: I need to be ate like a steak. 👅

The Governor just announced ain’t no trains stopping at my station. I’m staying HOME!

I am already dreading tomorrow mornings commute into the office.

2021 😮‍💨 / 2026 (yesterday to be exact 🫣)

the category is: moisture

You really cannot make this shit up. They’re acting like that man screamed out Yahtzee!

Delroy Lindo told Vanity Fair that he and Michael B. Jordan “did what we had to do” while presenting but that he also wished “someone from BAFTA spoke to us afterward”

finding out that the person who was censored for saying “free palestine” is black makes this even more interesting considering the fact that they didn’t censor that cracker for saying the hard “ER”

Bruh, this is only a 24 hour difference and it is still coming down. 😑

Renaissance is Beyoncé's best album. that's all.

Bruh…. 😂😂😂😂😂

Bruh why is it still snowing 🥲🥲

That’s the third adult diaper account I have blocked. Is this really a thing?! 😑😑

Been in the gym consistently. I’m hoping to stay consistent and see how I can transform my body.

Okay so this snow is actually crazy…

You smell good. Immediately triggers something in my mind to say “and I taste even better.”

First time since 1980, known as the #MiracleOnIce the US has taken home gold in US Men’s Hockey 🙌🏽 LFG‼️ #winterolympics #goldmedal

turn the weather machine OFF pls. i think it has a virus.

There are two restaurants that I can never eat at and that’s Chilis and Taco Bell. My stomach will immediately start to fight me. Tell me why my high ass had Taco Bell last night and now I’m in here fight for my very existence. 🥲 Send Help.

Documentaries I need of early 2000’S reality shows - MTV & VH1 Dating Shows - Fear Factor - extreme home makeover - Maury & Jerry - making the band - Bad girls club

I just know that it taste good! 😮‍💨

2, 5, 6, 7

Yeah brother! N*ggas watching the public and the private sector BOTH playing in the general public’s face right now, when BOTH OF THEM KNOW that’s OUR money! Ion know what to say.. 😭😭😭