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     ♯┆ 𝐈 stepped over bodies to get to the stage.

( Calm down, Vox. She's rage baiting you. She wants you to fold. ) "I'll have you know that-!!" ( Deep breath in, deep breath out. Charming smile. ) "I love how you really focus on the tiny details. That's why we pay you the BIG bucks, my dear."

ONYX We love a man who is so in denial about the girl that he's definitely in love with it.

( In her fucking DREAMS. ) ( Nobody is better than him! Nobody is like him! ) ( She's definitely gotten under his skin. He'll be an asshole for the rest of the day, fuming and sulking over her. )

ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪssᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ #ʙɪᴛᴄʜ

( A cheap childrens toy?!?!? ) ( Oh, how he would love to see her try to make something better than him. )

     ♯┆ 𝐁eing popular can be such a hassle. Who knew the people would adore me so much.

┆✦ʚ Welcome to the show! ɞ✦┆

ʙᴜʀɴ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄʀɪᴘᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴇᴀʀ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟʟs.ᐟ

ONYX ( Clearing the dust off of my accounts. )

     ♯┆ 𝐖hy leave things to fate if one can forge one’s own destiny.

₍ nowhere and no one is safe . i'm gonna make up a statistic real quick and i want it to be an alarming one . ₎

     ♯┆ 𝐘ou're in 𝐌𝐘 house with 𝐌𝐘 rules in 𝐌𝐘 room with 𝐌𝐘 tools.

ONYX Hi guys! I'm so sorry for disappearing! Life has been so busy but now that holiday season is over, I will hopefully be more active again! P.S. I also have a raging cold and feel like I just crawled out of a grave 💗

( Oh what he wouldn't give to be able to hold her in his arms and kiss her till his lips hurt. ) "Happy new year, darling." ( Cue the most dopiest smile just for his beautiful wife 💗💗 )

     ♯┆ 𝐓rust us with your weather.ᐟ 🌸  /  𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐄 👹

𝘞𝘌'𝘙𝘌 𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘐𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘌. 𝘞𝘌'𝘙𝘌 𝘙𝘐𝘚𝘐𝘕𝘎. 𝘋𝘌𝘍𝘐𝘈𝘕𝘛.

( The TV is stuck on a 10 hour video of the OIIA OIIA cat. )

( Uh Oh, the TV is buffering! )

"I LOVE MY FUCKING WIFE!!"

( Nobody understands just how much his wife means to him. ) ( She could take over Voxtek completely from under him and he would thank her. ) ( Fuck, he loves her so much. )

( Mounted on the wall, quietly admiring his beautiful wife. )

ONYX Hey guys! Slight inactivity due to being super slammed at work! I miss you guys, hopefully I will get a day off soon!

( The way he's so fucking proud of @ittybittyvee.bsky.social. )

     ♯┆ 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐋 𝐕𝐎𝐗 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐈. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄'𝐒 𝐕𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄.

     ♯┆ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆.ᐟ

ONYX If anyone is curious as to who the girl is beside Vox, that is TSUI's lovely OC @ittybittyvee.bsky.social aka Vox's wife!

     ♯┆ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆.ᐟ

( Nope. Microwave privileges were revoked after Val re-heated Lobster in it. 🤢 )

ONYX THE SENTIENT V-PAD 😭😭😭

( This means the following: VALENTINO, YOU ARE NOT IN CHARGE. GET OUT OF HIS CHAIR. )

( Until further notice, Venus is now in charge of things. ) ( Congratulations Venus, you've been promoted to head of the company and leader of the Vees! ) ( She will be given extra pay aswell as a hefty bonus! )

⛧⃝ ‘ 𓄃 ~ ♕ * ♜ ° __ 𖤍♱ ☨ 𝕴 𝑨𝑴 𝒶𝓃 𝓐𝑹𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻 OF ＤＩＦＦＥＲＥＮＣＥ . 𝔜𝔒𝔘 ᴀʀᴇ 𝑱𝑼𝑺𝑻 𝑨 𝕳𝕺𝕷𝕰 * ⛧⃝ *

"You Motherfu-" ( Cue Sexy And I Know by LMFAO suddenly cutting his voice short and starts blaring almost immediately on command. )

( Haha. Very. Funny. So. Original. ) ( Ugh!! If he could give Lucifer the finger, he definitely would be. ) ( THIS FUCKING SUCKS ❗️❗️ )

( Oh HELL no! ) ( What happened to the really nice art tablet that he got him for his birthday? )

( Royally pissed at the fact that he's now just a head and is now mounted on the wall like some sort of decoration. )

     ♯┆ 𝐑uthlessness is mercy upon ourselves.

     ♯┆ 𝐀 modern man evolves beyond what was.

( Nope, he's got a better idea. ) "Have fun not being able to see in the dark, fuck face." ( Flipping every single light off in Valentino's section of the tower via the breaker. )

     ♯┆ 𝐘ou just relax, Seymour. I'll be with you in a moment.

( The TV is buffering because Valentino just leaked to the media that him and his wife are expecting. )