Look left looks right

Well… they both vanished. So.

Well. How many have stayed with YOU ? Also Alastor likes me more than you he said so

And yet I’m the one who bagged TWO girls, ANNND didn’t need any affiliations to do it. Unlike you, I’m not a pussy was bitch who needs to snag off others .

… eew

‧ 🍎* ⠀￤ @pridefulsins.bsky.social.

Gay??

“ speaking of that guy. He owes me .”

“ Always happy to drop by and help with any repairs . Least I can do . It’s my power that kinda destroyed everything — though not exactly my fault . ”

“ ANYTIME ! And you better hold up on that movie night ! Because I’m definitely bringing a mountain of snacks . ”

“ I also made tons of tiny outfits ! Y’know. So it keeps up with the trends! ” Holding up cute little dresses and suits on a little handmade clothing hanger . “ I hope I captured your likeness well! ”

“ Ooouhh . Well , as your king , and your best model , I wanted to return the kindness you’ve given me ! ” PRESENTING !! A little duckie that looks like Velvette . Squeak ! “ I handmade these little guys !! ”

💧💧💧💧

“ Good morning , Velvette ! ! I gotcha a lil sumthin !! Y’knowww as a thank you for being so kind lately! ”

Heh — heheh— good. Good… c-cuz— ugh. Ew, I’d NEVER actively go looking for you to ask you if you’d like to go on a walk with me or anything because PSH I hate you.

Oh— OH! Haha—! You were— you were joking .

Looking — FOR YOU ? Ahh— haha— what — what would give you that idea ! ( — I— I would never look for YOU of all people… )

Heheh—heh . Heyyy, Al . Al mah pal . Youuu— are easy to spot !

💭 wwoah — he’s so cool when he does that ..

I see you , Al .

“ AAaah— I wish more people would say that ! What’s all the chocolate for ? Oh! Oh! Having an eventful movie night? Stockin’ up the snacks ? ”

“ Dawww~ Velvette! You flatter me ! Ever need anything , the KING is glad to assist ! ”

wasn’t planning on it, buddy . I’ve had my eyes on the guys a little more lately

“ Oh. Pshhh. Well DUH I can . Here you goesies ! ” Snapping his fingers . Summoning several boxes of earth-branded chocolates . “ I do it allllll the time . Too good to ignore! ”

uhhhh . Because. Why not.

“ Hi Velvette!! ” waving .

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

euuughh…

You underestimate the power of thousands of DUCKIES

Mwwaybe if he didn’t kidnap me I think we’d get along and we could’ve played sharks vs ducks together

What’s with all the shark talk

Famous influencer jackseticeye , obviously.

“ AHH ! This is so PERFECT ! VELVETTE ! Ma’dam , YOU are a STAR ! YouuuuyouyouYOU gotta get me doing this more often! ” Very. Sudden hug . Squeeze. Letting her go .

“ Dawwww , you and that face . Okkayyyysiess , I’ll let your little thievery of peak YouTuber Jacksepticeye pass , only because you’re doing the cwute fwace . ” ( condescending )

“ … Literally one of the first few ? ”

“ Al . Al my pal . Your name isn’t Jack , or Sean . And neither does it involve septiceyes . ”

“ Yeah yeah yeah … Besides all that … it’s good to see ya— Dad . ”

“ oh yeah. Just. So happen to forget to mention the really big important piece of info. ”

“ And. You chose to. NOT. Tell heaven this. Until they figured it out— themselves. Or ME— you didn’t tell MEE—??? God . Pun intended— you’re hopeless. ”

“ Did — did Metatron put you up to this ? — you’re joking — right . You’re. Really — fuckin’ late to that , Father . ”

“ Falllen Angels have that pizzazz to em . Heheh— maybe that’s just our charm. ”

💭💭💭💭💭💭💭

“ WHAT THE FUCK—-?! Ah1-the—daaa—FATHERRr, heyyy— what the fuck… are y’—doin’ hereee? ” ( cough- choking on coffee- ) “—holy shhit-“

her girlfriend is the shit she’s so cool CharChar got her mommys genes and her mommy’s taste.

don’t ask. I like em tall enough to dominate me both in those sheets —optionally , not primarily — and carry me on their shoulders