𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 the new merch drop has me giggling like a mad woman.

consider it done!

( 📲: [ payment received. reasoning: damages. ✨️ ] ) ( VENUS THAT IS WAY TOO MUCH FOR A HOLE IN THE WALL— )

( old man says he's the only one who should have a stick, gets pouty when given a stick. ) ( old man. 🖕 )

( throwing a fucking tree at him. GURL WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT. )

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 more than anything makes me emotional normally but it has me bawling when i think of it as venus and evelyn singing.. AIUGHHH

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 me getting absolutely nothing done bc i have Brighter on repeat and this song is straight up crack in my ears

( don't mind her as she practically body slams velvette before the other V can wack Vox with a broom because velvette genuinely thought he was a spider for a moment. ) ( insert that one picture of that one guy jumping at a judge but it's Venus jumping at Velvette. )

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 wordle in 2. noice

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 theres nothing more depressing than drifting off to sleep but getting interrupted by the sudden thoughts of the kitty that was your soulmate, who died and you had to bury in the backyard because you couldn't afford a cremation. remembering that when you move into your own place, you won't be

( DYING ( again ) OF LAUGHTER ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE ADAM IS HAVING A DONKEY TANTRUM. )

     ♯┆ 𝐋ove is a funny thing. Once you feel it, you always have it. It transcends everything... even time.

Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 when an amanda the adventurer thoery video leads you to finding a religion that your oc would follow if you were to have them follow one— 🤯

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 vox got a new official png and he's so cute. there's something so fucking adorable about this design. viv please, gimme more cozy vox fits in season 3. let my man be all snuggly and cozy. PLEASEEE. 🙏

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 im gonna crash out at these bots in a second.

I REALLY like the idea of vox becoming a little crawler with his neck wires #vox #hazbinhotel

( soon. very soon actually. she only has a few more little details to finish then he will have his body back.ᐟ ) ( for now, smooches. and lots of em. all over his dopey face. kiss attack. * 💋💋💋 )

( GRABBING @suitandstatic.bsky.social BY THE SIDES OF HIS SCREEN AND PULLING HIM DOWN FOR A BIIIIIG OLE SMOOCH. ) " happy new year, my love. "

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 00:01 for me sooo. HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS! MAY THIS YEAR BE BETTER FOR EVERYONE!!

( @suitandstatic.bsky.social * 💞 )

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 i am running on a non existent braincell, prayers and too much toast. i am also tired and have the mental capacity of a peanut. bear/bare with me. 🙏

" oooh I'm dreamin' of a whiite christmas~ " * 🎶

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 am i watching a Christmas film from 1954? yes

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 PROPER CRIMBOOOOOO

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 as someone who was hospitalised for a summer because of a rottweiler, i do indeed know that i do nawwwt wanna get on zerus' bad side.

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 when i wanna say venus has had the lil baby but i still can't decide a name from the list. augh.

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 i should be asleep but all i can think about is that Venus was born in New Orleans and had the typical accent from there but she actively trained herself out of it when she moved away. bc yknow. but the accent still comes out when she's real comfortable with someone. and by real +

𝘞𝘌'𝘙𝘌 𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘐𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘌. 𝘞𝘌'𝘙𝘌 𝘙𝘐𝘚𝘐𝘕𝘎. 𝘋𝘌𝘍𝘐𝘈𝘕𝘛.

//Anyone else wanna join the Christmas Tree? ^^

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 im so eepy today aughhh

" i have the inescapable urge to lick my husband, and i have no idea why .. " ( because you're a fucking simp.ᐣ )

( to all of Venus' employees. enjoy the not so little Christmas bonus that has just been sent out.ᐟ * ❄️💰 )

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 you ever just simp over your own oc?

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 life or death situation... does vox play minecraft.

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 Christmas / Sinsmas Venus! yippee

( ominously holding up a lit match. )

( whyyyy is he buffering.ᐣ )

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 WAAAH. QUOTEBOT JUMPSCARE

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 ive just fucking noticed. vox has mistletoe tied to one of his antenna and velvettes earrings have antlers. they're so cute

" If you're cold, they're cold too.ᐟ this festive season, set the people you hate on fire.ᐟ " * ✨️

the next time someone asks me how i died, I'm gonna tell them i was stabbed 37 times in the chest by a llama called Carl.

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 you know someone pissed me off when i block em on the quotebot too.